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manc_sean
03 Sep 2004, 06:28 PM
Just wondering if when you go to a Liverpool match do you wear a bum-bag to keep your money and season ticket in? Do you put a lock on it? Or do you use one of those chain things which you attach to your pocket? What about your car? Do you avoid parking around the ground and take the bus?

I've always wondered what precautions you scousers take.

Achtung
03 Sep 2004, 06:31 PM
Hell even I can't wait for this guy's card...

liverbird
03 Sep 2004, 07:17 PM
There truly is a daft twat magnet pulling them in to this board. Shove your prawn sandwich up your twat.

billyireland
03 Sep 2004, 07:26 PM
Here lads, don't mess with this sean_manc guy, he's a United fan from Manchester, the hardest of the hardcore. The fact that he is from Macnehster means he by default knows more about Man Utd than anybody in the entire world outside of Manchester. He is one baaaaaad mutha. He hates anybody that ever playedf for Leeds and wishes they had never played for Manchester United; this includes Rio Ferdinand, Gordon Strachan, Alan Smith & Eric 'Le Scum' Cantona'. He rightly pointed out not too long ago that not one good player has ever coem to Manchester United from Leeds, Liverpool or Everton. Once more, do not mess with this baaaaaad mutha!

OH, did I forget... :rolleyes:?

liverbird
03 Sep 2004, 07:29 PM
Here lads, don't mess with this sean_manc guy, he's a United fan from Manchester, the hardest of the hardcore. The fact that he is from Macnehster means he by default knows more about Man Utd than anybody in the entire world outside of Manchester. He is one baaaaaad mutha. He hates anybody that ever playedf for Leeds and wishes they had never played for Manchester United; this includes Rio Ferdinand, Gordon Strachan, Alan Smith & Eric 'Le Scum' Cantona'. He rightly pointed out not too long ago that not one good player has ever coem to Manchester United from Leeds, Liverpool or Everton. Once more, do not mess with this baaaaaad mutha!

OH, did I forget... :rolleyes:?

Oh Billy will you kindly take him back to your board?

By the way --- up the Republic tomorrow.

Achtung
03 Sep 2004, 07:40 PM
Oh Billy will you kindly take him back to your board?

Well its not technically even our board, as we're not from Manchester proper, don't ya know? We'd love to have him back though, if only because he provides the best entertainment this side of ZANI. Why he's already outlined his plans to make a sign with his friend in order to harass Smith and Rooney at OT. Of course on the plus side, we won't have to wonder what all is going on when we see the Stretford End beating the sh1t out of two wankers.

Can I get some confirmation that the Kop will do the same for our match at Anfield? Not because you should support our players or anything, I'm certainly not asking for that, but because its fun to see wankers getting the beatdown.

liverbird
03 Sep 2004, 07:45 PM
Well its not technically even our board, as we're not from Manchester proper, don't ya know? We'd love to have him back though, if only because he provides the best entertainment this side of ZANI. Why he's already outlined his plans to make a sign with his friend in order to harass Smith and Rooney at OT. Of course on the plus side, we won't have to wonder what all is going on when we see the Stretford End beating the sh1t out of two wankers.

Can I get some confirmation that the Kop will do the same for our match at Anfield? Not because you should support our players or anything, I'm certainly not asking for that, but because its fun to see wankers getting the beatdown.

Well, a wanker is a wanker no matter who he claims to support. However, and anti-Shrek poster won't be unpopular on Merseyside. Not after the S** story and his desertion of the Blue Sh1te for your lot.

usscouse
03 Sep 2004, 09:00 PM
LB I thought you had the remote for the Daft Twat magnet last.....Turn it off...!!!

Wanker's the name wanking his game....He won't quit, he'll just buy a white cane and pair of dark glasses.

kopiteinkc
03 Sep 2004, 09:13 PM
Just wondering if when you go to a Liverpool match do you wear a bum-bag to keep your money and season ticket in? Do you put a lock on it? Or do you use one of those chain things which you attach to your pocket? What about your car? Do you avoid parking around the ground and take the bus?

I've always wondered what precautions you scousers take.

Got a day trip out from Rainhill Mental Hospital did ya?

Surely on your one day out a year you can find better things to do than putting your greasy paws all over a computer keyboard and talking to the likes of us?

Is this how you thought this through?

"Oooh let's see if I can make fun of scouser's stealing that would be a laugh."

"I know I'll go on an anonymous message board and post the oldest crappiest jokes about stealing that I can remember"

"Sit back and laugh while scousers get infuriated"

"Accuse said scousers of not having a sense of humour"

"Go back in my hole"

Well, well done manc-sean, objective achieved. Now crawl back into your hole you feckless cretin.

Or try saying the same things outside of Anfield before a Liverpool home match some day -- that's what I thought. Run away little girl.

billyireland
03 Sep 2004, 09:26 PM
Don't worry, he has co2wered back to our place already, but you might have to expect him back in the near futurte if he tries dodging my askign him for an in-depth analysis on our youth & if he hates Eric Cantona or not.

3-1 to us tomorrow, I say. Robbie, the Duffer, Killer & Reidy on the pitch at once? Fantastic! I'm slightly gutted that I can't go (well, I can but all my mates aren't back from Santa Ponsa until tomorrow night - I should've got a job & gone as well!), and I'm not the type to go to matches/concerts/etc alone... just doesn't feel right. Damn shame about us miissng Roy Keane & (to a lesser extent) Matt Holland, but we'll make due against mediocre opposition at Lansdowne. The Swiss I'm a bit worried about. Nice one for the support, mind you!

liverbird
04 Sep 2004, 06:59 AM
Don't worry, he has co2wered back to our place already, but you might have to expect him back in the near futurte if he tries dodging my askign him for an in-depth analysis on our youth & if he hates Eric Cantona or not.

3-1 to us tomorrow, I say. Robbie, the Duffer, Killer & Reidy on the pitch at once? Fantastic! I'm slightly gutted that I can't go (well, I can but all my mates aren't back from Santa Ponsa until tomorrow night - I should've got a job & gone as well!), and I'm not the type to go to matches/concerts/etc alone... just doesn't feel right. Damn shame about us miissng Roy Keane & (to a lesser extent) Matt Holland, but we'll make due against mediocre opposition at Lansdowne. The Swiss I'm a bit worried about. Nice one for the support, mind you!

I'm taking footy leave to visit Dr. Keane's office on Wednesday --- its in the afternoon here/ my local has that game and the Real Madrid, er I mean England game as well.

manc_sean
04 Sep 2004, 08:46 AM
Here lads, don't mess with this sean_manc guy, he's a United fan from Manchester, the hardest of the hardcore. The fact that he is from Macnehster means he by default knows more about Man Utd than anybody in the entire world outside of Manchester. He is one baaaaaad mutha. He hates anybody that ever playedf for Leeds and wishes they had never played for Manchester United; this includes Rio Ferdinand, Gordon Strachan, Alan Smith & Eric 'Le Scum' Cantona'. He rightly pointed out not too long ago that not one good player has ever coem to Manchester United from Leeds, Liverpool or Everton. Once more, do not mess with this baaaaaad mutha!

OH, did I forget... :rolleyes:?

Are you fick?

I don't believe players who were BORN in Leeds or Merseyside should ever dirty the integrity of this club. Cantona is a legend because he loved United over any other club and he's French so it doesn't matter to me if he played for the scum. Smith was born in Leeds, loved the club and kissed the badge so should therefore never play for United. Got it?

And trust me, I have been to every away game for years and Liverpool fully deserve their reputation as stealing scallies. There were a group of us involved in a fight at a pub before the game with some scallies and we gave them a good and proper beating. When the fight was over my mate realised that his wallet was missing. Scum.

TruReds
04 Sep 2004, 10:13 AM
Are you fick?

I don't believe players who were BORN in Leeds or Merseyside should ever dirty the integrity of this club. Cantona is a legend because he loved United over any other club and he's French so it doesn't matter to me if he played for the scum. Smith was born in Leeds, loved the club and kissed the badge so should therefore never play for United. Got it?

And trust me, I have been to every away game for years and Liverpool fully deserve their reputation as stealing scallies. There were a group of us involved in a fight at a pub before the game with some scallies and we gave them a good and proper beating. When the fight was over my mate realised that his wallet was missing. Scum.

You are a pain in the as$ of every Scum fans. Your moronic comments show how complete an idiot you are. I hope to see you getting a card soon. :cool:

655321
04 Sep 2004, 01:52 PM
thread closed...please don't feed the trolls, guys...