On a personal note

[Ted Cikowski]

well I know this probably isn't the best place for this but I have a personal issue with Mike Segroves.


As many of you know, I was dating his ex fiance - Chrissy. Chrissy moved from Norman to Detroit after I was visiting Mike at a party at the trailor park. Anyway Chrissy and I fell in love and she moved to Detroit about 6 months later.

Well she has been very distant the last few months. She went back to Norman for a few weeks to visit her family. She is back now but things still aren't good. She gave me the crushing blow this morning that she is pregnant. Which would be fine except that we havn't had sex in 3 months and she is 2 months pregnant. So after a big long fight she admitted that she slept with two men when she was in Norman. One was her cousin Elroy and the other was Mike Segroves.

I love her but I don't know what the hell to do anymore. I am hoping someone here has some advice to help me thru this.

And Mike Segroves is an *********************. He is married and supposedly a religious man. We have gron to be enemies over the past couple of years because of Chrissy, but this crossed the line.

I hope all of you have a good time laughing at his humor, he's wrecked a family.

[Wizardscharter]

Originally posted by Ted Cikowski
I hope all of you have a good time laughing at his humor, he's wrecked a family. Somebody call Jerry Springer...

[Topper]

I'm not at all surprised. After the Great Galaxy Gang Rape of the Fire in 2001, Mike sold his soul to the devil in exchange for better fortunes.

The devil once again tricked Mike and the hit
Mike over the head with the Great Galaxy Sweep of the Naperville 11 of 2002.

Now we are left with the hollow shell of a Man-Bitch who disrespects respectful men of integrity like yourself, Ted.

Tsk tsk. Pitiful.

[profiled]

Originally posted by Mike Segroves
Ted, Ted, Ted. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
But come to think of it, I do have a weekend that seems to be missing from my memory, probably because wanted to call on the Great Spirit and Creator of the Univerise, Wakan-Tanka, to help the Fire win a game. I built a sweat lodge and attempted to enter the spirit world via and ask for help from Wakan-Tanka for the Fire. I'm pretty sure I had the vision because I woke up three days later out in the middle of a pasture in nothing but war paint and a loin cloth. Obviously I made contact with something or someone and my swimmers have been known to laugh at the chemicals in birth control pills, so anything is possible, but since I don't seem to have crabs, I don't think me and Chrissy hooked up.


Isn't wanka tanka a wwf wrestler?