View Full Version : Jermain Defoe will bitchslap every defender he faces this season [R]
The Double
23 Aug 2004, 06:21 PM
It's true, y'know.
Motterman
24 Aug 2004, 09:18 AM
It's true, y'know.I just saw the clips of their game the other day, and I must say that while Defoe did not bitchslap a defender, he did hit a few with some shots right at them.
jumhed
24 Aug 2004, 07:20 PM
It's true, y'know.
Saying that, I think Keano (should he play) will be good for a goal against WBA. He's ex-Wolves, and WBA fans hate him for this. The season before last he poked 2 past them.
How do you get a million pikachu's onto a bus?
Pokemon.
The Double
25 Aug 2004, 04:49 PM
The Jermain Defoe Hit-list
Liverpool
West Brom
Will be updated throughout the season.
DevilDave
25 Aug 2004, 05:07 PM
Saying that, I think Keano (should he play) will be good for a goal against WBA. He's ex-Wolves, and WBA fans hate him for this. The season before last he poked 2 past them.
While I must unfortunately agree with the title of this thread given the result today, Keano (albeit in a sub role) threatened but couldn't get a goal. Besides, the back line for Albion has been completely changed since two years ago.
Safe to say though, that given his reception this evening Keane remains high on the "enemies list" at the Hawthorns.
Colm
25 Aug 2004, 05:35 PM
How do you get a million pikachu's onto a bus?
Pokemon. AHAHAHAHAHAHHA that was funny
yeah Defoe and Keane will destroy each defence this season :D
The Double
26 Aug 2004, 12:53 PM
Birmingham is lucky that Le Jacques is benching Jermain on Saturday due to fatigue, because he would've undoubtedly put 4 past their slow-as-******** backline.
Now Robbie will score a few.
phishy
26 Aug 2004, 03:14 PM
Well, at least i know Sendorange doesnt rate him, IIRC.... do you mate?
"he's not good enough for the England team, a joke of a striker, etc, etc"
The Double
28 Aug 2004, 11:02 AM
Le Jacques decides to play him, and he blasts one past Birmingham. Wayne who?
Rick B
31 Aug 2004, 08:37 AM
Le Jacques decides to play him, and he blasts one past Birmingham. Wayne who?
Ok, ill admit that Defoe can score tap ins and can hit defenders at 5 yards when there is a gaping goal, but do you really expect him to keep up his lucky streak? Yeah, so he'll get 15 goals this season in all competitions. I'd still rather have Reyes who will provide, pass and score far more
The Double
31 Aug 2004, 11:11 AM
Please point me in the direction of the post in which I said "Hey Rick, who'd you rather have, Defoe or Reyes?"
Can't find it? Neither can I.
Oh yeah, and Reyes' goal against Norwich wasn't a tap in?
Rick B
31 Aug 2004, 11:15 AM
Please point me in the direction of the post in which I said "Hey Rick, who'd you rather have, Defoe or Reyes?"
Can't find it? Neither can I.
Oh yeah, and Reyes' goal against Norwich wasn't a tap in?
Wow, sore point or what!!!
Lanesra
01 Sep 2004, 11:27 AM
Wow, sore point or what!!!
Don't you know rick you mustn't disagree with supporters of the little clubs, otherwise they tell sir and you'r posts get deleted
The Double
01 Sep 2004, 11:29 AM
In this forum, I am "sir". No posts have gotten deleted, now have they?
Lanesra
01 Sep 2004, 11:35 AM
No sir, 'twas another forum where I was funnier than someone, so got censored :)
the_baron
01 Sep 2004, 03:06 PM
Won't last. Defoe's in the Graveyard. ;)
Motterman
01 Sep 2004, 03:16 PM
Won't last. Defoe's in the Graveyard. ;)
Yeah, and he's on my fantasy team now as well. :cool:
The Double
02 Sep 2004, 02:03 PM
He'll bag two against Norwich, bank on that.
Brodo
04 Sep 2004, 09:25 AM
It's true, y'know.
What an interesting user name! Are you very old with a tremendous long term memory - or do you have a good selection of football history books?
TruReds
04 Sep 2004, 10:36 AM
What an interesting user name! Are you very old with a tremendous long term memory - or do you have a good selection of football history books?
If I'm not mistaken, he is referring to Valencia, u twat!!