Welcome To Lucid's 5,000th Post Rave Celebration - - C'mon In!!!

[Topper]

Our old buddy Lucid is a fascinating case study in youth backwardness. A college student, he actually *studies*, but when he has free time, he:

1) Chases girls?

2) Plays BigSoccer Don Quijote?

3) Sits on the comfy couch with his grandmother, who he refers to as "Mom". (Don't ask) ?

4) Drinks a teaspoon of cough syrup, strips down to his Keds, then periwinkles his way across KU.?

That's right. "Chases girls" is out of the question, which is why our wayward friend has over 5,000 posts here, which only AndyMeathead and widzardslideruleinmycolon read.

With one exception: Lucid's Rivalry Family Photo Album was awesome. Seriously funny. It's too bad it was eliminated in the BS meltdown.

So here's to you, Lucid: a real man of genius....

Topper

:D

PS: Janet Reno just walked in! PAAAARRRRTAY!

[Lucid]

Awww... shucks, ya shouldn't have. So I was sitting in my Western Civ II class today thinking... no not about Voltaire or the Enlightenment, but "Last time I checked, I had like 4,980 posts. I need to check to see if I'm at 5,000 yet when I get home." And sure enough... here it is.

So first off, we have Fox Sports World here right? Can't miss the ass-kicking by the Wizards tonight. But I might wanna start drinking now so I am good and drunk by the time the game starts just in case the Wizards lay a goose egg.

What to start off with.... I think I'll go for the Boulevard Wheat Beer first, a KC tradition.

[Lucid]

Oh, and Mike, don't bother bringing the Air Supply CD's we found in your room last time, k?

Here's the bet, if the Wizards win tonight, Bailey and Archer have to do bodyshots off Janet's nipples, and if the Wizards lose.... I dunno, you name the stakes.

[On the phone]: "Yeah, hi, I'm gonna need two of the classiest bitches you got to come over, we're throwing a party tonight. And send a third one for my buddy Ted, he likes 'em big and a little more on the manly side if you got any of those...... 3 Hours? K, that's great."

Looks like they'll be over just in time for the end of the game, so if we lose, at least I'll have some titties in my face. And if we win, well.... I'll have some titties in my face.

[Topper]

Originally posted by Lucid
Looks like they'll be over just in time for the end of the game, so if we lose, at least I'll have some titties in my face. And if we win, well.... I'll have some titties in my face.

Get the Nyquil shots ready, "K"?

Actually, when I was in college (back in the day) one of the best creations I made was these jello cube shots.

Get a lime jello mix, but forget the water.... cook it up with 1/2 vodka and 1/2 Midori instead. About one cube = one shot. Cool it in a shallow pan and slice into cubes. The girlies love the taste and they like the way it becomes a playful and unusual way to get drunk. Speaking of girls, they are also fascinated by shiney objects, rainbows, and men who treat them like dirt.

Yo Janet Reno - - you're about to be embarrassed in the Florida primaries - - have some jello!

Topper

:D

[Lucid]

I made jello-shots once in high school, we just replaced the water with everclear. Later on that night I was so F'ed up I decided to make a Vodka milkshake, ya, as you can imagine it tasted like s**t, but I was hammered and in high school so all' good.

And Topper, we're gonna have to watch Janet, limit that intake cause we don't want her to start getting freaky on Loney when he comes in... or do we?

I hope someone brings that new Justin Timberlake single, I just watched the "Making the video" today on MTV for it, and it is like.... soooooooo cool!


My-my-my-myyyyyyy sharona! do dee do dee do cha do cha do cha, do dee do dee do.....

Wow... look at Janet go!

[Lucid]

Well I gotta go meet up with one of my friends for his 22nd and then go watch the game, so Topper, watch Janet while I'm gone and if she's busts out something called Anal-ease... run.

[Ted Cikowski]

Oh, and Mike, don't bother bringing the Air Supply CD's we found in your room last time, k?


again you sneak into Mike's room? Seriously man, what the hell is wrong with you?

[Kronos]

Is it BYOB? Have a nice twelver of Bud just waiting to be violated!!

[Topper]

The only thing that got violated tonight was the Whiz. Preki proved once again that he is absolutely useless after the first 20 minutes. Oh yea, I forgot, we was "pacing" himself, per the announcer. :rolleyes:

Topper

:D

[Lucid]

It you really wanna violate something, Janet's pretty good and hammered at this point.

[Topper]

Originally posted by Lucid
It you really wanna violate something, Janet's pretty good and hammered at this point.

Janet's hammered 'cause she just got last nite's voting results in....

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A1021-2002Sep11.html

[NICDT Coach]

What does this say about our pal Lucid? I mean c'mon now, Segroves party was off the hook!!!

[Lucid]

Yeah, well I'll take pride in my party not involving discussion about how cool date rape is.

[Dan Loney]

This is my only line.

[NICDT Coach]

Originally posted by Lucid
Yeah, well I'll take pride in my party not involving discussion about how cool date rape is.

I was talking about the 3000 post party not the 4000. :D

[Garcia]

Originally posted by Lucid
Yeah, well I'll take pride in my party not involving discussion about how cool date rape is.
Really?

Originally posted by Lucid
It you really wanna violate something, Janet's pretty good and hammered at this point.
:rolleyes:

[NorthGoalGang]

I've had more fun at a funeral. Or a DC match. Same thing.

[krolpolski]

Originally posted by Lucid
I decided to make a Vodka milkshake

I am sooo there. I brought the Justin Timberlake CDs Ted asked me buy at BestBuy.