Official LA vs. SJ Hair-Pulling Thread

[SwissGCZ]

One-Trick Ponies vs League Darlings:

http://www.boomspeed.com/gczfan/sjpony.gif

This thread is specifically designed for the forthcoming California quibble, so that us non-Californians don't have to read all the drivel normally spewing into other threads. That and to see how many SJ fans Dan Loney can crumble in one hit.

[Northside Rovers]

What I want to know is why the Earthquakes board looks like a damn WUSA rivalry convention.

[Topper]

Originally posted by SwissGCZ
....so that us non-Californians don't have to read all the drivel....

Our drivel is like heroin to you.

Bitch del Galaxy.

Topper

:D

[SwissGCZ]

Memo to Topper: The Galaxy will flush down the playoff pipe faster than Sigi feces.

http://www.boomspeed.com/gczfan/royalflush.gif

[SwissGCZ]

Originally posted by Northside Rovers
What I want to know is why the Earthquakes board looks like a damn WUSA rivalry convention.
They are really getting riled up for this one. This is a gem I found (http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=12288) on a pregame thread:

ATTENTION: OK, NOW YOU CAN VOTE FOR LANDON TO BE THE SEXIEST GUY SO HE CAN BE ON THE COVER OF COSMO GIRL!! HE'S IN 5TH PLACE RIGHT NOW! COME ON GIRLS, VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!!! HE'S LOSING TO ORLANDO. WTF IS THAT?! LOL! LET EVERYONE KNOW LANDON IS THE HOTTEST OF THEM ALL! COME ON GUYS AND GIRLS! HE'S ONLY AT 13%, 5TH PLACE! GO THERE NOW AND VOTE, PLEASE! WWW.COSMOGIRL.COM

[Wizardscharter]

Originally posted by SwissGCZ
Memo to Topper: The Galaxy will flush down the playoff pipe faster than Sigi feces.

http://www.boomspeed.com/gczfan/royalflush.gif I'm not convinced that would be the best analogy. That blob just has to plug a can now and then...

[TRC Real Sociedad]

Wow, who knew the Swiss could talk so much $hit? They seemed so quiet during WWII, I guess they were just being polite.

Glad you could drag out that great graphic your seven year old made in her intro to computers class, she's always thinking about her poor sick daddy.

Now I remember why the Swiss were so quiet in WWII, it was tuff to talk with the Nazis dick in their mouth.

Have fun in the playoffs.

[Dan Loney]

This official thread is all corporate and sell-out. I prefer the underground version. The MAN can't bust our hair-pulling!

Could someone post a link to where everyone was complimenting how cool the toilet picture was the first time? See, because, I TOTALLY MISSED ANY TRACE OF IT.

[SwissGCZ]

Originally posted by LA_Treble-input
They seemed so quiet during WWII, I guess they were just being polite.

I prefer calling it patient bending of neutrality to ******** over a trigger-happy planet once again.

But more on that on the politics board...

Glad you could drag out that great graphic...

I'm glad you like it. It will be the last image burned in your conscience when you staple your tie to the desk and pull the trigger after the Galaxy folded in the playoffs like a lawnchair.
Originally posted by Dan Loney
Could someone post a link to where everyone was complimenting how cool the toilet picture was the first time? See, because, I TOTALLY MISSED ANY TRACE OF IT.

The more Galaxy fans it annoys, the better...

[CardStar]

Originally posted by Northside Rovers
What I want to know is why the Earthquakes board looks like a damn WUSA rivalry convention.

Because like everyone like LOOOOVES Landon like!

Sorry it was the best way I could put it into words....

[SwissGCZ]

Originally posted by CardStar
Because like everyone like LOOOOVES Landon like!

Fresh Meat

[SwissGCZ]

Back to the issue at hand. Here is my prediction for the upcoming California derby (you are gonna like this one Topper):

Since both teams will be adjusting to a regular-sized field (after playing on AYSO pitches last weekend), expect this one to be even more boring than today's Atlantic Cup. The Galaxy will prevail 2-1 simply because of the high Sauerkraut diet Sigi has had his team on for the last week. Apparently Sauerkraut is good against cancer, and since Cobi's on the team... - well, you get the picture.

Other predictions:

- Jose8lo will finally get his second yellow card
- Ruiz and Cobi will perform synchronized diving
- profiled will use dull movie quotes to cover up his lack of creativity.
- Graziani will play for the San Diego Spirit
- Topper will steal the nachos of a 10 yr. old Landin' fan.
- ruudboy=suckage^2 ...wait, that's more of a fact

PS: It looks like SJ fans are taking the "wait and see if we win before we go to the rivalry board" approach.

[Lucid]

Originally posted by SwissGCZ
PS: It looks like SJ fans are taking the "wait and see if we win before we go to the rivalry board" approach.

Yeah, the Dallas fans kinda threw everything out of whack when they started calling "SCOREBOARD" before a game, so now the Quakes fans are all confused on when to come and talk smack. :(

[billreeves]

Originally posted by SwissGCZ

PS: It looks like SJ fans are taking the "wait and see if we win before we go to the rivalry board" approach.

We're saving it up for next week. That's the only game we need to win, assuming we don't lose by too many goals down south. (Yes, that's right, this San Jose fan thinks we're going to lose the first game, but I'm going down to the Rose Bowl anyways.)

[Kronos]

LA is going up against the hex, with a depleted back line. Our best bet is a draw in LA and a win in San Ho, and only one team has done that all year. Yours truly, the LA Galaxy.

[ruudboy]

Swissgcz=on RuudBoy's nuts

[Dan Loney]

Originally posted by Kronos
LA is going up against the hex Bugger the hex. We can win in their house, they can't win in ours. San Jose's only hope is two ties.

[SwissGCZ]

Originally posted by ruudboy
Swissgcz=on RuudBoy's nuts
gaysmack:SJ fans::Siegfried:Roy

[IBleedTeal]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/la.jpg

[profiled]

Originally posted by IBleedTeal
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/la.jpg

Oh god no, don't make fun of our traffic! Whatever will we do!