Team Name narrowed down

[Czar Pazzo]

I know, the last thing we need is another team name thread, but I thought now that we've narrowed it down to some good choices, we could discuss them a little better. Here's what our discussions have narrowed it down to:

SLC Olympic
Salt Lake Olympic
Salt Lake Wanderers
Salt Lake Rovers
Salt Lake Rangers
Salt Lake
SLC
Salt Lake FC
Salt Lake AC
Salt Lake SC
FC Salt Lake
AC Salt Lake
SC Salt Lake
Salt Lake United
Salt Lake City Seagulls
SLC Utah
Salt Lake City Snow Cats
SLC FC
Inter SLC
Great Salt Lake SC
Salt Lake Dynamo
Salt Lake City SC
S.L.C. Pioneers
Industry S.C.
Industry S.L.C.
Salt Lake Red Star
Salt Lake City Jennings
Pioneer SC
Salt Lake Pioneers
Salt Lake Rockchucks
Salt Lake Industry
Atletico Minero
Golden Spike SLC
Salt Lake City Jeopardy
Salt Like City Blah
Utah Blah
Sporting Salt Lake
Olympic Salt Lake
SLC Highlanders
SLC Olympicz
Salt Lake City Utes
SLC Steez
Great Steez Lake FC
SLC Freeze
SLC Scorpions
SLC Lions
SLC Foxes
Utah or Salt Lake Drones
Utah or Salt Lake Killer Bees
Wasatch FC
Wasatch Forest
Wasatch Front
SLC Watered-Down Beer
SLC Mormon 2.1%
Cowboys
Utah Cutthroat Trout
Utah Cutthroat Trouts
SLC Polygamists
Magic Hats
Salt Lake <Insert Your Company's Name Here for $7m/yr>
Salt Lake Shepherds
Salt Lake's And
Wasatch Range But
Utah Or
Salt Lake City ?
Cutthroat Trout FC
SLC Fluffy Bunny Rangers FC
Salt Lake City Cutthroats
Salt Lake Cutthroats
Utah Cutthroats
Utah Olympic
Blitzz
Salt Lake Buzz SC
Salt Lake Swarm AC
Salt Lake Cities
Salt Lake City Swarm SC
Salt Lake Swarm SC
Utah Swarm SC
SLC locomotive
Salt Lake Grocers
Salt Lake Balls
Salt Lake Decimals
Salt Lake Eyrie
Salt Lake Homeless
Salt Lake Loyalists
Salt Lake Newspapers
Salt Lake Operatic
Salt Lake Percolators
Salt Lake Primates
Salt Lake Pustules
Salt Lake Sabotage
Salt Lake Senile
Salt Lake Slaughter
Salt Lake Strangulate
Salt Lake Timbuctoo
Salt Lake Trident
Salt Lake Variety
Salt Lake Wardrobes
Salt Lake Wimples
Salt Lake Yaps
Salt Lake Zombies
SLC Pioneers
Utah/Salt Lake Sting
City AC
SLC Saints
Salt Lake City Legion of Doom
Utah Bible Thumpers SC
SLC Wanderers
Utah Wanderers
Fighting Mormons
Utah Utes
Utah Natural Disasters
Wasatch SC
SLSC
SLCSC
Golden Spike SC
Salt Lake Gulls
Yellow Jackets
Utah Stingers
stormin' mormons
Utah Donners
SLC Racoons
SLC Waterfall
SLC Clouds
SLC Titans
SLC Pacers
SLC White Sox
Utah Saints
Utah Kings
Utah Peaks
Utah Buffalo Soldiers
Utah 47ers
Utah International Soccer Club
Utah Mustangs
Utah United
Utah North End
Utah Highlanders
Utah Lakers
AC United Jrs FC
Salt Lake City Killer Bees
Juventah
SLC Chupacabras
Explorers
Salt Lake Antelopes
Zephyrs
SLC Salt Hawks
Salt Lake City Riverboat Gamblers
Utah Storm or SLC Storm
SLC Buffalo
Salt Lake Lions
Utah Yeti
Utah Gulls
Utah Gullzz
Utah Pronghorn
Utah Bison
Utah Wapiti
Drifters
Salt Lake City Rush
Sphincters
Salt Lake City Storm
Salt Lake Arsenal FC
Sphincterzz
Swarm
Salt Lake City Young Boys
Salt Lake City Troopers
SLC Knights
SLC Monachs
Salt Lake City Majestics
Salt Lake Majestics
Utah Invaders
SC Olympians
Salt Lake City Unpaid Railroad Builders FC
SLC Punks
Salt Lake City Storm or SLC Storm
Salt Lake Stallions
Salt Lake 96'ers
SLC Punkzz
SLC FC LLC
Wasatch Range
SLC HPS
SLC syndrome
utah zoonosis
Salt Lake City Sasquatch
SLC Bee's
Salt Lake City Skyliners
1847 Utah
SLCCCP - The Reds
Salt Lake Christ Punchers
SLC Majesties
Crusaders
SLC Mormons
SLC Miners
SLC Hornets
Joe Hill FC
Utah Caribou
SLC Bears
Utah Young'ens
utah Outta my way I gotta take a shizz!
SLC Shizz
Salt Lake Siege 05
Salt Lake City Siege
salt lake city strikers
Utah Icons
Salt City
Utah Blues
Salt Lake City Blues
Utah Athletics
Salt Lake Nomads
Sky Blues
Mountaineers
Winter Storm
Flash
Salt Lake City Chick Magnets
Salk Lake Wounds
Salt FC
Salt Lake Dynamo
Salt Lake City Pepper(s)
Utah Salt Licks
Salt lake City Union
Union SC
Salt Lake Spikes
Salt Lake Renegades
Utah Coffee Drinkers
Salt Lake Silver Knights
Great Salt Lake Dragons
Utah Battalion
Utah Bravehearts
Salt Lake City Diablos
SLC Bulldogs
Salt Lake Elders
Salt Lake Nephites
Salt Lake Jaredites
Salt Lake Lamanites
Tabernacle FC
Wasatch Athletic
Utah Sharks
salt lake city shakers
Utah Saintzz
Great Salt Lake
Salt Lake City Sting
Sacred Shortzz
Temple City
Pedaling Doorknockers United
Morman Wasp FC
Salt Lake Urban Meyers
utah polgymists
Salt Lake Snow Cats
Salt Lake City Stampede
Utah Spunk
Moroni's Cronies
Salt Lake City Cult
SLC Grundle Hawks
Utah W.A.S.P.s
Utah Bees
Utah Spurs
Salt Lake Swingers
Utah North End
SLC Olympic Golden Grundle Bee Spikes
SLC FC 1847
1847 United
1847 Wasatch Front
1847 FC
Real 1847
SLC Colony(Beehive)
Freezz
Real Salt Lake City
Utah Lakers
Salt Lake City Lakers
Utah wives
SLC Royals
Holy Underwear S.C.
Utah Rattlers
Utah Internationals
Utah Elephants
Utah Kings
Utah Carnhuskers
Utah Homies in the Hizzouse
SLC Locomotive
Utah Raptors
The Locusts
Blues or Sky Blues
The Battalion
Wasatch Wings

Sorry if I left someone out. So, as you can see Mr. Checketts, we are all idiots.

[AndyMead]

This is narrowing down? :confused:

[Sachsen]

Dude. You have WAY too much time on your hands.


:D

[WishHoustonHAdATeam]

I second this opinion...why dont you narrow it down some more

[kenntomasch]

http://www.kenn.com/images/cutthroat_troutfc.jpg

[somebody]

no s***

And I think you left off just "Salt Lake City"

[kenntomasch]

no s***

And I think you left off just "Salt Lake City"

Thank God.

Unless you like having a pregnant pause every single time you tell someone the name of your new team.

Followed by the inevitable "Salt Lake City....what?"

Followed by your explanation of how "City" is used occasionally by European teams.

Followed by the person thinking of you as another one of those crazy "soccer people," turning, and walking away.

[AndyMead]

Thank God.

Unless you like having a pregnant pause every single time you tell someone the name of your new team.

Followed by the inevitable "Salt Lake City....what?"

Followed by your explanation of how "City" is used occasionally by European teams.

Followed by the person thinking of you as another one of those crazy "soccer people," turning, and walking away.

Derek Rae refers to the Wizards as "City" :D

But then Gordon Bradley, Ray Hudson, and Tommy Smyth refer to them as "Kansas" :(

[Czar Pazzo]

This is narrowing down? :confused:

Therein lies the humor.

[writered21]

Salt Lake City Dynamo would be an excellent f'n name.

[Nacional Tijuana]

Put them in Draper, call them Salt Lake County (home of the "Gunners" Har har. Maybe get some distant Gary Gilmore relative to coach.)

[Sean Reynolds]

The Salt Lake Ted Bundy

The Salt Lake Unabombers!

[Jay Goppingen]

There are so many good choices in that shortlist. Salt Lake City Checketts is my latest fave.... It has a built in catchy slogan too. "The MLS! Checkett out in '05!!!"

:-)

[Calexico77]

Whoever suggested "Inter SLC" should be gutted like a cutthroat trout.

[MLS SupaStr3]

The Salt Lake Ted Bundy



Salt Lake City Al Bundy..and the supports can all wear No Ma'am shirts

[BulaJacket]

....you narrowed down the SLC Snappers....
how could you?!?

:)

[skipshady]

Salt Lake City Dynamo would be an excellent f'n name.
Because nothing says "Salt Lake City" like the secret police?

[rojojova]

I liked your joke czar.
godspeed.

[Auxodium]

This is narrowing down? :confused:
He said SOME but that is a little more than some :)


Salt Lake City

sounds JUST fine
or one with Olympic is catchy

[united_fan_72]

Here are my top five that I like the most

Salt Lake City Rovers
Salt Lake City Wanderers
Salt Lake City Highlanders (Utah Highlanders sounds better)
Salt Lake City Dragons

I initally like Salt Lake City Saints bvut that is way to much alliteration, can you imagine Rob Stone trying to pronounce that properly