God Must Really Hate the Fire and Mike Seagroves...[R]

[Topper]

.......and so do I......

Why does God hate the Fire? Because it seems He moved the crossbar down every time the Fire shot, and He moved the posts to block Auntie Ratface's bullets.

Then He empowered Fish the Finisher to nail 2 goals in the net to somehow give the Gals a road win after LA played its worst game of soccer in a long time.

Golly, I guess AYSO-sized, gridiron-lined, rubber-coated concrete, sprinkled-with-coffee-grounds fields ain't so bad after all.

SeaBitch, get me a Pina Colada in the coconut shell with the little umbrella. Make sure it's COLD this time, you humble Cabana Boy Bitch. And take that ridiculous pink frilly apron off, bitch, that really isn't necessary. And get a haircut, I can't stand your new Perez hairdoo.

*sold out stadium...... snicker snicker*

Enjoy the humiliation, dingbats, I can't believe that Chicago beat itself like that tonight . . . . . somebody up there really has it in for you. :(

Topper

:D

BTW Mike, I already called the tattoo parlor for you, they have your "Topper's Personal Bitch" design ready.

[Topper]

Originally posted by Mike Segroves
You can always tell what team LA fans fear the most by how much they talk about them.

Still though, nothing can bring me down tonight because the Sooners won win then shouldn't have. I guess I overprayed for them.

Here's to me hoping that die pinned under the wreckage of your computer after an earthquake tonight.

Yours in sympathy,

Mike

Go back and read your post, Jethro, you really are an illiterate ********.

Seems like every team you pull for seems to lose to LA. Keep up the negative thoughts. Still predicting that "the Galaxy will win it all this season"?

BTW, the fatal pre-game predictions came back to bite someone on the ass again:

Originally posted by FireFanKeith on the LAG BoardKeep talking your smack guys. Nowak is back for us and we desperately need a win. Make sure you tune in to see a Fire victory in front of a sold out house.

:rolleyes: .....oh brother.... :rolleyes:

Topper

[Lucid]

Topper has been waiting all day to start this thread.

These "Haha.... we beat you again Fire, you suck. Signed, LAFan" threads are getting pretty repetative though. But thankfully we won't have to see another one considering the Revs are gonna take the Fires spot in the playoffs.

[Mr. Oz]

Originally posted by Lucid

These "Haha.... we beat you again Fire, you suck. Signed, LAFan" threads are getting pretty repetative though.

That pretty much tells you when the last time Shitcago beat LA. Victory is sweet. Ugly soccer LA played. But the G's still won.

Hey, psss, pssss,... don't look now, but LA is atop of the standings?!?!

[Mr. Oz]

Crap, nevermind, just saw the final result of the Crew/San Ho game. More to play for mext week.

[billreeves]

I have to admit, I'm jealous of LA. They have their own bitch which gives them a bunch of free points every year. I wish we had one. Unfortunately, the Revs don't count.

See you guys next week.

[Topper]

Originally posted by billreeves
See you guys next week.

Mike, can you please root for the CupCakes? The Galaxy really needs a win and a tie the next couple of games, but with your luck, we could very well win both games....

Topper

:D

[oman]

He said ********.

Ha.

[Ted Cikowski]

Mike

the galaxy have beaten yor little ************ers about 80 times in a row now. Just admit your team sucks.

and

maybe if Oklahoma can luck thier way to the title game they will have the honor of getting thier ass beat by Miami 38-3.

[Topper]

Oh, I almost forgot - - this thread would be incomplete without giving little Dema Kovalenko a formal "Thank You", for being the most scheming, blustering, dishonest, stupid, evil, blatent diver since Stumbler Stoichkov. Way to earn the red card for unsportsmanlike conduct, you make Enron top management look like angels.

The replay showed that Diminuative Dema was untouched by Hartman in the box, as many Fire fans discovered (and finally accepted) when they got home and played it on tape. It takes a special brand of criminal mind to choose a swan dive vs. going for goal one-on-one with the keeper. Thanks, Dema, you just beat out Airborne Graziani as the worst diver in the league, and you likely lost the game for the Fire. You must make Bob Bradley proud with your thuggery. Idiot.

[Chris M.]

Originally posted by Topper




BTW, the fatal pre-game predictions came back to bite someone on the ass again:



:rolleyes: .....oh brother.... :rolleyes:

Topper

You obviously weren't talking about my pre-game prediction that Cobi would be a whiny little girl. I'll admit that that is not a fair predicition. Kind of like saying "Sigi will be fat on Saturday."

Good lord, to see the guy in person is stunning. TV simply can't do that gut justice. It was a disappointing outcome, but I came away feeling like I got my money's worth in a cricus freak show kind of way.

Ted, do you ever run smack related to your own team? All I ever hear is "let me say this on behalf of DC" and "LA really kicked your butt".

It's difficult to remember which team you are supporting from week to week, but you could give us a little hint by actually supporting them . . . or is it LA now?

When you got a minute, why don't you fill us in on the Crew's exploits this weekend.

[Eric B]

Originally posted by Mike Segroves
Still though, nothing can bring me down tonight because the Sooners won win then shouldn't have. I guess I overprayed for them.

I don't what makes me feel more sorry for you, Mike, the fact that you've got to sit back and take the full brunt of Topper until next March, or that Little Crissie is going to go ape************ on your Sooners next month. 20 points at home against Probation U? GringoTex and Dustin must be changing their shorts on an hourly basis thinking about it.

Oh,and BWAA-HAA-HAA-HAA!!!!!

[Topper]

BTW, if any of you Chicago kiddies want to know why your Daddy came home crying then beat your step-mom the next morning, feel free to check out Ruiz's 88th minute snipe that had Zack "Baby Got Snax" Thorton falling like the useless sack of crap that he is.

Note how the ball hits the net so hard, it almost doesn't want to get out of the net, out of fear of being hit that hard again by Ruiz.

Finally, see Phat Zack's humiliated face after the blast - - his expression is shared by all of the Bratwurst Bellies that soil the neatly manicured community of Naperville every other week.

Enjoy: http://www.mlsnet.com/content/02/goals0908.html

Topper

:D :D

PS: Got Fish?

[Chris M.]

Not happy with the result, but I've got no complaints about the goal. It was on-side, and a well hit ball that Zach actually made a nice attempt on. (I was right behind the goal).

Now before you start puffing out your scrawny, pimply little chest regarding goal keepers, I would remind you of this little beauty (courtesy of MLS Cup 99 game report):

"Jolley played a bouncing ball back to his keeper, which Hartman struggled with as Lassiter rushed, causing Hartman to cut the ball back past the forward. Now taking the ball across the area to the left, Hartman then attempted to strike the ball up the field, but mis-hit the attempt, which rolled right for Olsen 20 yards from the unguarded goal."

"Mis-hit" is certainly being generous. When it matters, Hartman has the steely nerves of one of those annoying little dogs that LA faux-celebrities carry around in their bags that shake in epileptic fear every time they are exposed to sun light.

He was an absolute freak again on Saturday, saved only by a generous post and cross bar.

As far as the tired "Zach is fat" jokes go, let he who is without a coach that dwarfs Fat Bastard cast the first stone.

[TRC Real Sociedad]

If you will notice, Sigi doesn't wear a jersey, that's because he doesn't play, he's a coach.

Zach Thorton on the other hand, oh

Never mind.

[Chris M.]

Originally posted by TRC Real Sociedad
If you will notice, Sigi doesn't wear a jersey, that's because he doesn't play, he's a coach.

Zach Thorton on the other hand, oh

Never mind.

Thanks for the mental image of Sigi wearing a skin tight puke green Galaxy frock. It may be weeks until I can keep solids down.

Just for that, you will have a mental image the moment your head hits the pillow tonight that you cannot escape. You will try to clear your mind, but you will only be able to think of Fat Sigi running full-speed on the beach wearing nothing but a Speedo -- his enormous gut deflecting off his chin before violently crashing to his knees with each labored step.

There. Sleep tight my little Galaxy friend. :)

[profiled]

Originally posted by Chris M.


Thanks for the mental image of Sigi wearing a skin tight puke green Galaxy frock. It may be weeks until I can keep solids down.

Just for that, you will have a mental image the moment your head hits the pillow tonight that you cannot escape. You will try to clear your mind, but you will only be able to think of Fat Sigi running full-speed on the beach wearing nothing but a Speedo -- his enormous gut deflecting off his chin before violently crashing to his knees with each labored step.

There. Sleep tight my little Galaxy friend. :)

At least we don't have to go to sleep at night dreaming about Hristo with Demarcus and Oompa Loompa Kovalenko sleeping in his basement.

[TRC Real Sociedad]

Wow Chris, you really seem to have played that one out in your head a number of times, is this something I need to tell Galaxy security about?

Or is it just a simple teenage crush you have on Sigi, like that broad in that "Swimfan" movie?