I Missed The Burn/Metro Game Last Nite - Anyone Catch the Score? [R]

[Topper]

*sigh*

The Burn always do so well in the Cotton Bowl. The "Cotton" Bowl..... - - it just sounds so "cottoney" and fluffy and friendly. I'm sure the almighty Burn did wonderfully in the stadium that they always win in.

And the Metros are pretty awful on away games. They just lost to the Galaxy 3-nil at the Rose Bowl, right?

So.... how many goals did the fabulous Burn give up in the last 72 hours, and how many did they score? I'm sure "number geeks" would love to know that answer. Do we have a certain "number geek", who is a prolific poster here, who's name rhymes with GizzardsFarter, who conveniently keeps a slide rule up his ass? Tell us, Old Bean, what are the Burn's odds of winning the Supporter's Shield now?

Well, not to worry, Burn loyalists, Mike Seagroves was rootin' for your team, so I'm sure that the Burn was victorious.

Congratulations in advance,

Topper

:D :p

[Mr. Oz]

Poor poor Dallas Burn fans. I almost feel like extending my hand out for support. Here, have my shoulder to cry on. I feel your pain....well no I don't, but it if makes you feel better, I'll pretend. Sleep it off, or better yet, drown your sorrows away on a nice case of Bud (Official Sponsor of the MLS ;)) You can talk to us, let out your frustration, your pain. Your season isn't over yet. You may have pissed away home field advantage through out the play-offs, but that doesn't matter, Dallas can win on the road right? You may have been bitch slapped out of the US Open Cup, but that doesn't matter, there is always next year.

I guess it's better to know now that the Dallas Burn don't have what it takes to win the MLS Cup this year, than to be rudely awakened during the play offs by being eliminated early again, for the seventh consecutive year.

Don't cry, your pain will be over in less than a month.

[billreeves]

Originally posted by Mr. Oz

I guess it's better to know now that the Dallas Burn don't have what it takes to win the MLS Cup this year...

Oh, the irony of a Galaxy fan posting this.

[Topper]

Originally posted by billreeves


Oh, the irony of a Galaxy fan posting this.

How's that 8-point lead looking, Bill?

Let's hope Landon's menstral pains don't kick in during the playoffs..... I hear Tristan doesn't like to go down on him when he's bleeding. :rolleyes:

Speaking of Landin', can't wait to catch the final two games of the season and witness the Perfect Landin' 180-Minute Flop-a-thon.

Sorry the Galaxy made you cry in Fort Yallop,

Topper

:(

[billreeves]

Topper, there are two types of fans here in the Rivalries forum.

There are those who believe that winning an MLS Cup Championship is the pinnacle of achievement for an MLS team, and any other titles are pretty much meaningless. For example, most Kansas City and San Jose fans fall in this category.

And there are those who believe that winning other titles somehow makes up for the lack of MLS Cup Championships. Not to oversimplify, but there are many fans from Los Angeles who are in this category.

However, of all the fans here on the Rivalries forum, only the LA fans talk so much, while having won so little. Dallas fans rarely spout off about their 1997 Open Cup championship. You almost never hear from Tampa fans about their Supporters' Shield victory from way back when.

But you LA fans just don't shut up.

Allow me to repeat Mr. Oz's quote in full:


I guess it's better to know now that the Dallas Burn don't have what it takes to win the MLS Cup this year, than to be rudely awakened during the play offs by being eliminated early again, for the seventh consecutive year.


That's irony for you. An LA fan who is poking fun at Dallas fans for never winning an MLS Cup.

Guess what? Your team will not win MLS Cup this year. And you will still be saying how wonderful it is that you have back-to-back Open Cups, and a supporters' shield or two, and that ridiculous continental "championship" where all of the games were played in Southern California.

Enjoy being second best again, LA fans.

[Mr. Oz]

I'm going out on a limb here but, how many winning seasons does San Ho have to date? One, two? And how many pieces of hardware do they own? One?

LA's won everything else, but the MLS Cup. And since LA has posted the most victories in the MLS since 96, it's only a matter of time before the Galaxy snatch up the MLS Cup as well.

You hug that trophy tight up in San Ho. Doesn't look like you'll see any other type of success soon. We'll find out in a week how good a chance you have to repeat this year. Everybody knows San Ho can't win away from home, where they actually play on standard soccer pitches and not the minature field you have up in Spartan. So wouldn't it be a shame if home field advantage was pulled from under them?

Here's a thought. What would hurt more? If San Ho lost home field advantage, or if San Ho lost home field advantage to LA, because LA smacked them off the top of the standings during the "Perfect Landin' 180-Minute Flop-a-thon" which will begin in a week?

By the way, what's Conrad's head size, Ruiz would like to fit him in another "Sombrero" or two when he comes down to LA. Also, you can expect a few songs for Agoof, the World Cup Flop, (And he wonders why he never got called up in 90,94, or 98), DonoNuts, and Osama Bin De Rosario in LA.

Here's two an exciting 2 weekends and my salute to San Ho [grabbing crotch].

I'm Out.

[jose8lo]

Mr. bOZo:talk smack when the scum wins the real trophy loser,which is m.l.s. cup ,I've seriously doubt it they'll win it anytime soon, better yet never!so shut the hell up and keep on celebrating your team's little worthless trophies(like u.s. open cup etc.)remember the scum Galaxy are the Buffalo Bills of soccer 0for 3 losers! I'm really out punk!

[Mr. Oz]

The real trophy? Get the fack out of here!! the MLS Cup is just another cup the G's will own pretty soon, JoeBlow. Accept it now, so it doesn't bite you in the arse in the long run.

You know what. I'm not gonna waste perfectly good kb's on a San Ho fack just yet. Give me another week, then it's on, jose8mycock.

So until then, fack you [jose8lo], fack you [billreeves], your cool [topper], fack you [wizardcharter], I'm out.

[burning247]

Dear San Jose,

Please beat the Galaxy twice. For one we can all finally tell Topper to shut up and secondly our team needs it to recover from last weeks mess. It would work with the Galaxy winning both too, but I perfer the 'Quakes to win it both.

Thanx,
burning247

[SwissGCZ]

Originally posted by Topper

I Missed The Burn/Metro Game Last Nite - Anyone Catch the Score?

Schedule 3, Dallas 0

[Topper]

Originally posted by SwissGCZ

Schedule 3, Dallas 0

[tearfulness:(]
*sniff sniff*

Ladies and gentlemen, we now introduce our new name for team formerly known as the Dallas Burn....

Here they are - - the Dallas Victims! *one-handed-clapping*

[/tearfulness:)]

Topper

[SwissGCZ]

Don't sleep too tight Topper. Uncle Phil still hasn't flipped a coin to decide after which big-market team he will throw his lunch money next season. He might have the urge to toss the Metros a bone...

...or a whole ********ing skeleton.

[TRC Real Sociedad]

So if it's fixed, why watch, just leave, go watch a league where you don't already know the outcome, like La Liga?

Oh that's right, that league has already been decided too.

You want a conspiracy theory, the eighth secret spice in the Kentucky Fried Chicken recipe is a drug called crackion, a Crack/Herion hybrid created by the CIA so that Americans would continue eat fast food no matter how bad it tastes.

That one is way better than yours.

[Topper]

Originally posted by TRC Real Sociedad
the eighth secret spice in the Kentucky Fried Chicken recipe is a drug called crackion, a Crack/Herion hybrid created by the CIA so that Americans would continue eat fast food no matter how bad it tastes.

LOL!

I wondered why I craved it fortnightly.

[SwissGCZ]

Originally posted by TRC Real Sociedad
So if it's fixed, why watch, just leave, go watch a league where you don't already know the outcome, like La Liga?

Oh that's right, that league has already been decided too.

You want a conspiracy theory, the eighth secret spice in the Kentucky Fried Chicken recipe is a drug called crackion, a Crack/Herion hybrid created by the CIA so that Americans would continue eat fast food no matter how bad it tastes.

That one is way better than yours.
Looks like I have a new little shadow...

[TRC Real Sociedad]

I just can't help myself, your post are so sad, and that graphic, sweet Christ that was really sad.

It's called a thread, each post goes one after the other, try to grasp the concept.

Since I'm your shadow now, I'm part Jewish, so I think you owe me atleast a couple hundred bucks, you know, for all those gold fillings you took from the Nazis.

[SwissGCZ]

Originally posted by my #1 Stalker
I just can't help myself, your post are so sad, and that graphic, sweet Christ that was really sad.

You just don't get it, do you Betty? It's time for your two brain cells to rub against each other and create a spark. Do you actually think I tried with that graphic? ******** no, I'm not Frank Cunha or one of those yokels with too much time on their hand – it is supposed to be mediocre. What makes you think I'm gonna sit down and spend time creating a fancy new logo for the Galaxy?

It's quite obvious that you're new to this smack thing. Topper, this one's not ready yet. He needs more suckling before being released into the world that is the Rivalry Board.

Since I'm your shadow now, I'm part Jewish, so I think you owe me atleast a couple hundred bucks, you know, for all those gold fillings you took from the Nazis.
I'm not gonna bite. You know why? Rolling out low-brow political smack is a desperate poster's last resort. Why peel off the skin if a stroke with a toothpick will do?


Now do us all a favor and go play Russian Roulette with six bullets.

Yours in sympathy,

Nathan

[TRC Real Sociedad]

You are a riot Nate, your the one who pulled the "refried beans" remark just because my name was Real Sociedad. It's my teams name, the one I play for, and I'm a white guy from Long Beach so why don't you pop a pill and relax.

Your shame spiral is consuming you, step back from your shattered season and take a deep breath.

[Topper]

Damn!

Relax already, we don't have to get so personal. I mean, pretty soon, we'll all start behaving like the self-annointed silverback alpha male Seagroves.

Of course, such behavior would only invite God's wrath to devastate our team with torn ACL's, blatent red-carded divers, and washed-up former Soviet-blok has-beens. Additionally, God would empower His favorite team, the Los Angeles Galaxy, to sweep your team all season.

I'd like to think that after a good day of sparring on the Rivalry Board, I could sit down with any one of you and quaff a beer (or in birdling247's case, enjoy a glass of Nestle Quick). In that spirit, I'd like to say "Here's to you, real men of genius."

Topper

:D :D

[burning247]

Originally posted by Topper
(or in birdling247's case, enjoy a glass of Nestle Quick). In that spirit, I'd like to say "Here's to you, real men of genius."

Topper

:D :D

I don't like Quick. Quick is a word to describe the ending of the Chicago Fire's season. Quick is a word to describe Fire fans in bed. Quick no good.