(un)Official **** the Metroscum banter thread

[NattyBo]

Yeah, its less than a week away boys (and girls).

Lets marshall the troops- the enemy is marching into town, and anything less than a glorious win against the hated New Yorkers is unacceptable. We'll fight them at RFK, and by God, we'll WIN.

Ill start off this weeks 'Banter' by saying the only playoff fever MetroScum is going to catch is probably syphallis related.

Also, Eddie Gaven is a cu|\/|dumpster.

[Red&Black]

******** you cheatin bob bradley you cheatin son of a bitch. lick my balls you ********in spineless excuse for a man. you are an unethical pile of ********, ******** you you dickhead...

[Red&Black]

and please, please, please would someone, anyone make a ********in run to the far post? please just one stinkin run? if i had hair i'd have torn it out during the dallas match...

[andylovesoccer]

ahhh.....now this is like old times

What a bunch of sewage-drinking rat-f***ers. I can't wait to "tear the MetroDonkeys a new one!!!" (Many thanks to Ben Olsen for that gem) Ef them and the tidal wave of MetroScum they floated in on... May spider eggs hatch from behind their eyeballs, and coackroaches slowly eat away their testicles.

Hatin' NY/NJ since 1996!!!
Why can't they figure out where they play anyway?
Cartographic morons!

[JayRockers!]

http://romanticmovies.about.com/library/graphics/raisinghelenpubd.jpg

Metro Playoff Fever, Catch It!

Thx,

Jay!

[Jester64]

It's one year later from the ultimate cheatin' Bob/Kevin Terry f@#%fest. It's still, by far, the most pissed-off and disgruntled I've ever been at a sporting event. We still need pay-back! Eski - you're the hot one, and you owe us pay-back. I want no mercy! I want you to wear out the nets, headers, free-kicks, corner kicks, and off our own arses (left or right cheeks).
Unless it's 5-0 we're going to want more. Go Go Go GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO BEAT THE SCUM!

[McOwen]

http://www.barra-brava.com/images/gallery/MPF%20southpark%20EDIT.jpg

Its a start :D

[lkeniston]

Truly, here is a chance for our boys to redeem themselves! They looked pretty sleepy the last time out, I only hope they're wide awake for this one!!!

[Sanguine]

**** New Jersey. **** Them right in the ***.

With a broom handle.

With no lube.

Sideways.

for 60-90 days.

[United_Caps_Fan]

**** New Jersey. **** Them right in the ***.

With a broom handle.

With no lube.

Sideways.

for 60-90 days.



Ummmm OUCH!

[Dave Brother]

F U Scum!!!! I hate they're team, they're coach, they're stadium, they're state, they're kit and I hate that badge kissing punk ass Lisi!! Bring it Scum!! :mad: :mad:

[URwormfood]

Ahhhh....a wonderful week of mass-metroscum-hate........mmmmmm....just like a fresh cup of coffee brewing..."""SMELLS GREAT!!!!""".....

Scum...O'Scum.....

O how much I hate thee!!!

I have more repect for the dog $hit I have to dodge while getting the morning paper..

Yup...rage is a growing....

~~~Worm~~~

Waiting for Sat to bring a pooper-scooper for the Metro-turds on our field...

[Jose L. Couso]

Does anyone know what motel the Metro are staying in?

[GrillMaster]

Does anyone know what motel the Metro are staying in?
the roach motel.

Cheatin Bob -- may your eyeballs explode in frustration. Pope -- you can sit this one out with some chronic injury. Amado, how does that Dema bulls-eye on your back feel? Gaven, you will be forever hated as being the spearhead of bradley's cheating -- may Gros leave you gasping for air. El rey -- I hear Convey is available for finishing lessons. Lisi, eat $hit and get a lip and tongue infection that will rot your flesh that touched the scum shield. Parke -- well what can you say about a starting last pick? Mutt and Jeff I hope get the start up top so that we can laugh at their antics. JW is a good name for scotch, but not for slow-footed keepers. Rico - - I hope our no. 1 shows himself worthy of the distinction. T-bone, what a joke! Vaca, just keep hiding behind those blades of grass.

It was sure wonderful watching the scum supahstars lose to NE. Just keep living up to your history boyos.

GM

[URwormfood]

Does anyone know what motel the Metro are staying in?


In a Van down by the river!!!

~~~Worm~~~

[tmas]

and coackroaches slowly eat away their testicles.


Since when do they have any manhood to speak of?

[Red&Black]

http://www.barra-brava.com/gallery/index.asp?cat=24

you might wish to review this page before saturday...

[kravi]

It does bother me a little that no a single Scummie responded to this yet. I'm getting that weird feeling like in the movies when the hero walks into the empty house and the scary music starts to play...

-Kravi

[dcuinvermont]

Was at the NE game last Saturday. The "MetroSH1t supporters" were chumps. The left the game in little pathetic bunches and sat there with stupid grins on their faces with any insults. No passion or anger or anything. No commitment. Fans just like the team. The fold like a cheap cardtable.

[BudWiser]

http://www.barra-brava.com/gallery/index.asp?cat=24

This is a major part of the Marketing Message from Metros Headquarters:

LOOK! Dogs (sitting in stadiums and playing pool), turkeys, dead politicans, dead stars, out-of-date rappers (Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer), and a little daughter of the KKK are ALL getting MPF..........

and SO SHOULD YOU!!

HEY. Which one of you guys raided the Metros Marketing Department?? :D