View Full Version : Mary-Kate Olsen is Anorexic!
TheSlipperyOne
22 Jun 2004, 06:41 PM
The drugs must be soon to follow!
http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#1
afgrijselijkheid
22 Jun 2004, 06:58 PM
arent too many things sadder than a young girl with an eating disorder
jamison
22 Jun 2004, 08:21 PM
arent too many things sadder than a young girl with an eating disorder
especially one that makes your boobs smaller.
(just kidding).
I'll agree that it is unfortunate, but I have a hard time drumming up the sympathy for a girl worth 100 million dollars that is not even 20 yet and has basically stolen all of that money from stupid people (and perverts, to be honest).
TheSlipperyOne
22 Jun 2004, 08:24 PM
arent too many things sadder than a young girl with an eating disorder
A clown with a knife in its back.
A three-legged dog.
Anna Nicole Smith.
Revolt
22 Jun 2004, 08:29 PM
A three-legged dog.
Only if its name is lucky.
Reminds me of a country-western joke:
What happens when you play country-western backwards?
You get your girl back, you get your job back, you get your dog back.
Bada-boom.
Get well Mary-Kate. I would like to personally feed you while naked.
CrewDust
22 Jun 2004, 09:46 PM
Ashley is better looking anyways.
That's bad, init.
spejic
23 Jun 2004, 12:27 AM
In other news you might find shocking, the sky is blue.
A clown with a knife in its back.This is never, ever sad.
Oh, and according to the National Enquirer (the most factually accurate newspaper in America (http://slate.msn.com/id/2102303)) that $100 million figure is quite a bit low.
vmax71
23 Jun 2004, 01:36 AM
A clown with a knife in its back.
A three-legged dog.
Anna Nicole Smith.
An italian complaining about today's denmark-sweden game. :D
skipshady
23 Jun 2004, 01:50 AM
An italian complaining about today's denmark-sweden game. :D
There is conclusive evidence showing that Sweden's goal came not from Mattias Jonson, but from a shooter hidden behind the Grassy Knoll.
DoyleG
23 Jun 2004, 02:09 AM
Put this story into the "What else is new?" category.
you guys are heartless. ....but ok I laughed.
Motterman
23 Jun 2004, 07:28 AM
I love VH1 Behind the Music specials when they are playing out in real time.
Dolemite
23 Jun 2004, 08:04 AM
arent too many things sadder than a young girl with an eating disorder
i tend to feel more sorry for the millions of children who are currently starving than uber-rich teenieboppers who don't want to eat.
Who is to say that it really was an eating disorder? Maybe she just wanted to be fit?
dearprudence
23 Jun 2004, 10:43 AM
Who is to say that it really was an eating disorder? Maybe she just wanted to be fit?
And here I thought that you were going to ask how fast she could run!
And here I thought that you were going to ask how fast she could run!
she might get a special dispensation if her hips and rib bones are clearly visible.
fatbastard
23 Jun 2004, 04:19 PM
paging thru this, based solely on avatars, I first became a huge Sweden fan (The SlipperyOne), but toward the end I am now a bone-a-fide England fan (Motterman). Now those are healthy girls!
I can't really tell which of the Olsen girls is skinnier, does that mean they both have a disorder?
Motterman, have you seen Fuse's Behind The Music that Sucks? This may be more one of those stories.....
skipshady
23 Jun 2004, 04:21 PM
Speaking of avatars, I just realized how inappropriate and insensitive mine is.
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I'm a ********ing **************.
Motterman
23 Jun 2004, 06:15 PM
Speaking of avatars, I just realized how inappropriate and insensitive mine is.
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I'm a ********ing **************.
Yeah, I hate Michael Moore. :p
(I posted again really just so you could enjoy my avatar though) :D
kixx
23 Jun 2004, 06:39 PM
Wow. You guys are pretty harsh. I don't know how many of you have ever been affected by this either first-hand or through a loved one but there's nothing funny about it. It doesn't matter how much money she has, it's still a horrible disorder that can kill you if not taken care of early. I for one wish her the best of luck.