View Full Version : Fun with LvG: Photo Contest
eissman
22 Sep 2009, 09:52 AM
As is customary on these boards, and in accordance with such thread titles as "Fun with Ottmar" and "Fun with Jürgen", I bring to you "Fun with LvG: photo documentary".
Rules:
- none
Awards:
- multiple reps
- a feeling of self-worth
ENJOY!!! :D
nekkibasara
22 Sep 2009, 09:55 AM
awards:
- multiple people responding with "must spread rep..."
- a feeling of self-worth
enjoy!!! :dfyp
:d
eissman
22 Sep 2009, 10:01 AM
http://www.fcbayern.t-home.de/media/images/spieler_09_10/ribery/270/vangaalribery_ima_190909.jpg
LvG: "Franck, you have many distinguishing features both physically and as a fussballer. I find them all very attractive, and I don't mean that in a French way."
Franck: (giggles) "Oui, oui, coach. I was beginning to worry for one moment".
LvG: (laughs out loud) "Now would you mind opening this Hacker Pschorr bottle with that tooth of yours?"
Franck: (without hesitation, as sound is heard) ... Pssssst
LvG: "Thanks son. Now give the useless Görlitz a breather before his trips over his own belly".
shealygg
22 Sep 2009, 10:16 AM
"with that tooth of yours..." :eek: OMG! :D
Dead Fingers
22 Sep 2009, 10:21 AM
http://images.teamtalk.com/09/07/800x600/Louis-van-Gaal_2335360.jpg
shealygg
22 Sep 2009, 10:40 AM
Any of you guys remember the "Alcoa Presents 'You Make the Call'" series that was shown during NFL games?
Alcoa Presents....You Make the Call....
Louis van Gaal....Soccer Coach Extraordinaire, or Muppet....You Make the Call...
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200704/r135384_456992.jpg
http://brokehoedown.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/beaker.jpg
eissman
22 Sep 2009, 10:58 AM
:eek: SHOCKING REVEAL: Seperated at Birth :eek:
Louis Van Gaal has revealed his long lost twin sister is none other than Susan Boyle!!!
http://susanboyletalent.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/susan_boyle_0530.jpg
The double-chin was a dead giveaway! Er... or is that officially a double-neck?
shealygg
22 Sep 2009, 11:02 AM
I think the proper term is chinneck.....I don't see where LvG's chin stops and his neck starts.... :D
eissman
22 Sep 2009, 11:07 AM
I think the proper term is chinneck.....I don't see where LvG's chin stops and his neck starts.... :D
Rumors are that 'extra' skin will be used to graft over Ribery's scars.
And THEY said there was no love there!!! Pfffft!!!! :rolleyes:
eissman
22 Sep 2009, 11:12 AM
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Audi+Cup+2009+Press+Conference+BQbyKnu_6iAl.jpg
Sir Alex: (to reporter) "Ay, the big man can hold his drink... how many empty vodka's do you count on the table? I'm pissed. I cannay see a focking thing, lad!"
(pauses)..."I mean look at red-faced jolly old bastard. He's up for more".
ForeverRed
22 Sep 2009, 04:47 PM
LOL, hillarious!
FCBerken
09 Oct 2009, 02:36 PM
http://www.tweekeergeelisrood.nl/images/louis_van_gaal.jpg
Kyles9
09 Oct 2009, 11:13 PM
^
Omg!:D
HAHAHAHA!!:D
Oli the goalie
22 Oct 2009, 08:13 PM
http://www.tweekeergeelisrood.nl/images/louis_van_gaal.jpg
LVG..."I'm like god. I'm never ill and I'm always right."
Oli the goalie
22 Oct 2009, 08:15 PM
[QUOTE=eissman;18849725]http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Audi+Cup+2009+Press+Conference+BQbyKnu_6iAl.jpg
QUOTE]
Sir Alex..."Ha ha ha...with all due respect Louis. I amlike god. I'm never ill and I'm always right."
schwas
23 Oct 2009, 05:45 AM
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,228045,00.jpg
LVG reaction after watching Rensing play for the first time.
schwas
23 Oct 2009, 06:08 AM
http://images.zeit.de/sport/fussball/2009-09/ribery-van-gaal/ribery-van-gaal-540x304.jpg
RIBERY: I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
LVG: La la la la . . .
mcweiss
23 Oct 2009, 10:14 AM
http://www.tweekeergeelisrood.nl/images/louis_van_gaal.jpg
Holy crap...is that bling around his neck with his name on it?!?
FCBerken
23 Oct 2009, 11:01 AM
Holy crap...is that bling around his neck with his name on it?!?
Hahahaha, I never saw that. Yes, I think it does say Louis. LOL
makkay
23 Oct 2009, 07:31 PM
you guys R funny