Fun with LvG: Photo Contest

[eissman]

As is customary on these boards, and in accordance with such thread titles as "Fun with Ottmar" and "Fun with Jürgen", I bring to you "Fun with LvG: photo documentary".

Rules:
- none

Awards:
- multiple reps
- a feeling of self-worth

ENJOY!!! :D

[nekkibasara]

awards:
- multiple people responding with "must spread rep..."
- a feeling of self-worth

enjoy!!! :dfyp

:d

[eissman]

http://www.fcbayern.t-home.de/media/images/spieler_09_10/ribery/270/vangaalribery_ima_190909.jpg

LvG: "Franck, you have many distinguishing features both physically and as a fussballer. I find them all very attractive, and I don't mean that in a French way."

Franck: (giggles) "Oui, oui, coach. I was beginning to worry for one moment".

LvG: (laughs out loud) "Now would you mind opening this Hacker Pschorr bottle with that tooth of yours?"

Franck: (without hesitation, as sound is heard) ... Pssssst

LvG: "Thanks son. Now give the useless Görlitz a breather before his trips over his own belly".

[shealygg]

"with that tooth of yours..." :eek: OMG! :D

[Dead Fingers]

http://images.teamtalk.com/09/07/800x600/Louis-van-Gaal_2335360.jpg

[shealygg]

Any of you guys remember the "Alcoa Presents 'You Make the Call'" series that was shown during NFL games?

Alcoa Presents....You Make the Call....

Louis van Gaal....Soccer Coach Extraordinaire, or Muppet....You Make the Call...

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200704/r135384_456992.jpg

http://brokehoedown.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/beaker.jpg

[eissman]

:eek: SHOCKING REVEAL: Seperated at Birth :eek:

Louis Van Gaal has revealed his long lost twin sister is none other than Susan Boyle!!!

http://susanboyletalent.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/susan_boyle_0530.jpg

The double-chin was a dead giveaway! Er... or is that officially a double-neck?

[shealygg]

I think the proper term is chinneck.....I don't see where LvG's chin stops and his neck starts.... :D

[eissman]

I think the proper term is chinneck.....I don't see where LvG's chin stops and his neck starts.... :D

Rumors are that 'extra' skin will be used to graft over Ribery's scars.


And THEY said there was no love there!!! Pfffft!!!! :rolleyes:

[eissman]

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Audi+Cup+2009+Press+Conference+BQbyKnu_6iAl.jpg

Sir Alex: (to reporter) "Ay, the big man can hold his drink... how many empty vodka's do you count on the table? I'm pissed. I cannay see a focking thing, lad!"
(pauses)..."I mean look at red-faced jolly old bastard. He's up for more".

[ForeverRed]

LOL, hillarious!

[FCBerken]

http://www.tweekeergeelisrood.nl/images/louis_van_gaal.jpg

[Kyles9]

^

Omg!:D

HAHAHAHA!!:D

[Oli the goalie]

http://www.tweekeergeelisrood.nl/images/louis_van_gaal.jpg

LVG..."I'm like god. I'm never ill and I'm always right."

[Oli the goalie]

[QUOTE=eissman;18849725]http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Audi+Cup+2009+Press+Conference+BQbyKnu_6iAl.jpg

QUOTE]

Sir Alex..."Ha ha ha...with all due respect Louis. I amlike god. I'm never ill and I'm always right."

[schwas]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,228045,00.jpg


LVG reaction after watching Rensing play for the first time.

[schwas]

http://images.zeit.de/sport/fussball/2009-09/ribery-van-gaal/ribery-van-gaal-540x304.jpg


RIBERY: I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

LVG: La la la la . . .

[mcweiss]

http://www.tweekeergeelisrood.nl/images/louis_van_gaal.jpg

Holy crap...is that bling around his neck with his name on it?!?

[FCBerken]

Holy crap...is that bling around his neck with his name on it?!?

Hahahaha, I never saw that. Yes, I think it does say Louis. LOL

[makkay]

you guys R funny