Good Morning, My Sweet Little Dallas Bitches... [R]

[Topper]

Gather 'round the breakfast table, it's time to wake up and smell the Bitches that you are.

You've had all night to sober up, why the long faces? Oh, that's right, because your best starters came to Fullerton and made IDIOTS of you all.

Prime Example of 100% Pure Natural IDIOT is the kid perched high up in the baby seat with his head in his hands:

Originally posted by burning247
I'm gonna tell you what i told the Fire fans before we kicked their ass...
"I'm gonna say 'SCOREBOARD' in about 9 hours, get ready"

Was that YOU, burning247 ? Were you really IDIOTIC enough to call "SCOREBOARD" before the game started? Yes, unfortunately for you, you really are that stupid. Bitch.

Oh, look who just stumbled in, his eyes looking like two burnt holes in a sheet.... SwissBitch. Geez, SwissBitch, you have a hole in your shorts about the size of a coffee can.... were you tag-teamed by the Galaxy too, or fisted by Lucid? God, what a night to forget, eh boys? 4-1.... "Sweet heavenly crap", as someone might say......

And then there's your esteemed leader, El Jefe, the Burn spinmeister, the master of calmly delivered excuses, what have you to say, Head Bitch? Maybe you could reach into the Sad Jose excuse grab bag, and pull out something like "We played our scrubs" or some other equally lame variety. C'mon Pappy Yappy, I'm sure you'll think of something to offset the 4-1 pudslapping that has your beloved steeped-in-mediocrity squad boarding Loser Airlines flight 86 this morning.

Nevermind, none of you deserve to sit at the table with Topper, so finish your Burnt toast and hot bowl of steam that I graciously prepared for you, and get the ******** outta my kitchen, you ungrateful little bitches. Enjoy your Official Galaxy Pearl Necklace Awards, and follow the San Jose fans down the road to despair.

Right. Who's next - - KC Masterpenis or, Helmet Buffers?

Topper

:D

[irishFS1921]

isn't everyone already aware that burning247's ass.hole is like a post game grab bag of insults?

[Topper]

Where are all the deflated Dallas faithful? Methadone clinic? Betty Ford center? San Jose Recovery Home for USOC Losers?

You bitches disappoint me.

Topper

:D :D

[burning247]

Originally posted by Topper

Was that YOU, burning247 ? Were you really IDIOTIC enough to call "SCOREBOARD" before the game started? Yes, unfortunately for you, you really are that stupid. Bitch.



Yes I was dumb enough to think we'd actually play last night, you're actually right for once topper, unfortunetly the Galaxy aren't like the Fire, so I'll save the smack for after the game.

[QUOTE] Origunally posted by irishFS1921
isn't everyone already aware that burning247's ass.hole is like a post game grab bag of insults? [QUOTE]

Really? I thought it was that joke of a team, the Chicago Fire. See this is a discussion is for teams that actually beat A-League teams and made it this far, but thanx for your input. Ass clown.

[Topper]

Gleaned from the Burnt board:

Originally posted by burning247
I'm just saying Kreis use to score a whole lot more than he does now. But I didn't know we would just bend over and take it from the Galaxy either. BTW I hate LA and their fans too.

Classic.

Relax, oh-so-disappointed-one, you'll find plenty in common with the Galaxy's Official Permanent Bitches, a fan club headed by point man Mike Seagroves, a.k.a, Topper's Personal Bitch.

Enjoy the gut-wrenching pain of being reemed by the Galaxy, at least you didn't have to get on the long flight home, like your Dallas Lambs.

Topper

:D

PS: Seagroves, go make me another Margarita, you stupid Bitch. :p

[TRC Real Sociedad]

and Chitcago has what to do with this?

[SwissGCZ]

Ahhh…..if it isn't Toppuh, the 2 cent jukebox Galaxy mouthpiece. I have to say Topper, I'm impressed. You're in here trumpeting about your win with a response time that will make the LAPD red with envy. I can't say I'm surprised. Many things pointed to a Galaxy victory last night. If arragend properly, all paths will lead to Rome. But see Topper, you don't get the big picture. Dallas should get an award for yesterday's performance. Why you ask? Simple, they took one for the team. Let's put it this way. As you're well aware, LA are getting their own habitat next season. To quote Don Garber, "Stadiums are essential for the league's survival." In other words, it is very, very important that LA will open their new crib as a titleholder. Since the Galaxy will certainly choke in the playoffs like Bush on a pretzel, it is imperative that the USSF and MLS gift-wrap the Open Cup for ‘em. If they wouldn't, you guys would continue to draw crowds like yesterday. So put a smile on your face, take a big chunk of happiness pie, and thank the Burn for saving the league. Amen.













******** this shit

[Topper]

SwissBitch,

Thanx for the conspiracy theories. It's really not that complicated....

You guys suck.

So does the Burn.

I am your Clinton. You are my Monica. Now take off your blue velvet dress and floppy black beret, and get me a Stoli Citrona and a cigar.

Bitch.

Topper

:D :D

[burning247]

Originally posted by Topper
SwissBitch,

Thanx for the conspiracy theories. It's really not that complicated....

You guys suck.

So does the Burn.

I am your Clinton. You are my Monica. Now take off your blue velvet dress and floppy black beret, and get me a Stoli Citrona and a cigar.

Bitch.

Topper

:D :D

Topper you got smack talk like a middle schooler and free time like one too. Don't you have a life? You're all over everyone in seconds, jeez man, shut up already. Great wow you beat us when we played like ************, and we beat you last weekend, did we go around and say "haha, galaxy bitch, whore, you're my bitch" no we took it like true winners and went on, Topper do yourself a favor and get a life and don't make fun of El Jefe or Segroves, they'll kick your ass.

[Topper]

Originally posted by burning247


Topper you got smack talk like a middle schooler and free time like one too. Don't you have a life? You're all over everyone in seconds, jeez man, shut up already. Great wow you beat us when we played like ************, and we beat you last weekend, did we go around and say "haha, galaxy bitch, whore, you're my bitch" no we took it like true winners and went on, Topper do yourself a favor and get a life and don't make fun of El Jefe or Segroves, they'll kick your ass.

Why...... you little bitch. Go to your room with no supper. And take down those semen-stained posters of Seagroves and ElJefe, you naughty boy.

Topper

:D :D

PS: Relax kid, me thinks that you're taking this a bit too personally. Bitch.

[burning247]

Originally posted by Topper


Why...... you little bitch. Go to your room with no supper. And take down those semen-stained posters of Seagroves and ElJefe, you naughty boy.

Topper

:D :D

PS: Relax kid, me thinks that you're taking this a bit too personally. Bitch.

You just get really annoying after awhile.

[Topper]

Originally posted by burning247


You just get really annoying after awhile.

Then you're REALLY gonna love halaMadrid's thread...

Head for the exit, Bitch.

Topper

:D :D

[Mr. Oz]

Leave it to a Texan to take things personal. THis is a trash talking section. If you can't handle the motion, then then tell me when to pull out.

Talking trash before a game makes it even better when you're proven right. What's the point of talking trash after? Well there is always a reason to talk ************.

I'm out Dallas bitches. It's time to move on to some bigger fish. We own Chicago this year so I don't expect much different come Saturday.

[burning247]

Hey Mr. OZ, I like trash talking to, why do you think I keep coming back after there are even threads about me being engaged to a cammel? I just wanted our buddy Topper to kinda widen his vocabulary away from bitch and whore, if I wanted that kinda smack I'd go to a middle school lunch or something.

Hey Topper, why don't you take a break from big soccer for a minute and wipe the cum stains off of all the Carlos Ruiz posters you have up.

[burning247]

I think you arrogant, close-minded people call them Cammel Jockey's and yes she did. And you should be happy she did, or I wouldn't be here for you to talk smack to.

[burning247]

Did you break into the zoo again? GD it Mike, how many times do I have to tell you that animals have sex with animals and humans have sex with humans.

[irishFS1921]

Originally posted by burning247
Hey Topper, why don't you take a break from big soccer for a minute and wipe the cum stains off of all the Carlos Ruiz posters you have up.

aw come on. you can't recycle someones insult in the same thread.

that's just rediculous.


dear burning,

you are officially fired from life.

sincerly,
irishFS1921

[burning247]

Originally posted by irishFS1921

dear burning,

you are officially fired from life.

sincerly,
irishFS1921

Fired from life, good one.

Dear Irish,

Try again

sincerely,
burning247

[Topper]

:rolleyes:

Sweeper, go ahead and lock this one, too.

anal_burn247's radioactive stupidity needs to be contained.

Topper

[burning247]

Originally posted by Topper
:rolleyes:

Sweeper, go ahead and lock this one, too.

anal_burn247's radioactive stupidity needs to be contained.

Topper

My stupidity? I know it was a dumb post but what about "fired from life?", if your gonna be a little bitch and get on everyones case at least get on the ones that need it the most, the goons.