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Mr. Oz
04 Sep 2002, 01:34 AM
to all "ya'll" rugBURN supporters on these boards, choke on that, 4-1!!
So where was your personal savior "Jesus" Kreis at tonight? And you still wonder why Bruce won't call him again.
If the Metro's can follow suit and send the Burn back to Dallas wondering what went wrong, then you'll have the honor of being spanked across the good ol' US of A, all in one week!! The Midwest got the ball rolling on Sunday, followed by the raping LA gave you Tuesday, and hopefully on Thursday, the Metro's will give Dallas a nice warm New York welcome and tell them to "Fack off!!!"
Now I know you'll have some excuses about Tuesday's performance so let start you off with a few.
"It's only an Open Cup game"
"We'll win when it counts"
"We played in LA"
"1-0, remember?"
"The ref sucked!!"
"We played on Sunday"
"Who cares"
Enjoy
TRC Real Sociedad
04 Sep 2002, 02:24 AM
Good thing you rested all those key players on Sunday, it really helped.
Mr. Oz
04 Sep 2002, 12:31 PM
It's really quiet up in here. Haven't read a Dallas post yet. Guess it's going to take a little longer to clean up the Dallas road kill off the streets. Well when you're ready SwizzNuts, Lucy Goosey, BurnBitch, El Hefer, and the rest of the Dallas **********, we'll be here to laugh in your face.
You can keep your 1 nil. 4-1 sounds a lot better.
Topper
04 Sep 2002, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Oz
It's really quiet up in here. Haven't read a Dallas post yet.
First day of school at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle, so they'll be posting later in the evening, after getting bitch-slapped by Sister Mary Payne all day.
C'mon, my sweet little bitches, come out from under your rocks and get your lumps.....
Bwaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ! ! ! !
[insert audio of evil-sounding pipe music]
Topper
:D :D
ElJefe
04 Sep 2002, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Oz
It's really quiet up in here. Haven't read a Dallas post yet. Guess it's going to take a little longer to clean up the Dallas road kill off the streets. Well when you're ready SwizzNuts, Lucy Goosey, BurnBitch, El Hefer, and the rest of the Dallas **********, we'll be here to laugh in your face.
You can keep your 1 nil. 4-1 sounds a lot better.
Say, by the way, where were you this time last week? That's right, you weren't here, running your piehole. Why's that? Oh yeah, because you're just a pathetic little frontrunning **********.
And when LA grabs its ankles again this year in the playoffs, where will you be? I'm guessing that you won't be here.
**********.
Topper
04 Sep 2002, 01:34 PM
Props to Dustin for being the first to show his face here, to defend his beloved Dallas Lambs.
ElJefe
04 Sep 2002, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by Topper
Props to Dustin for being the first to show his face here, to defend his beloved Dallas Lambs.
Well, we have jobs, you know.
That's sort of like what you do when you're selling oranges at intersections, except that we don't have the freedom to pick up and leave to go to the library to use their computers for BigSoccer.
ElJefe
04 Sep 2002, 01:38 PM
By the way, can you encourage Mr. Oz to grow a set of balls?
Topper
04 Sep 2002, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by ElJefe
By the way, can you encourage Mr. Oz to grow a set of balls?
Sure, Bitch.
profiled
04 Sep 2002, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by ElJefe
By the way, can you encourage Mr. Oz to grow a set of balls?
You're that anxious to lick them clean?
SwissGCZ
04 Sep 2002, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by profiled
You're that anxious to lick them clean?
Your movie quotes are getting on my nerves...
SwissGCZ
04 Sep 2002, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by Topper
Sure, Bitch.
Don't use up all your smack sparklers just yet Topper, the Chicago game is right around the corner...
Topper
04 Sep 2002, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by SwissGCZ
Don't use up all your smack sparklers just yet Topper, the Chicago game is right around the corner...
Sure, Bitch Jr.
SwissBitch, who are you going to root for? Did the Galaxy make a Naperville Fire fan out of you?
Whore.
Topper
:D :D
burning247
04 Sep 2002, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by Topper
Sure, Bitch Jr.
SwissBitch, who are you going to root for? Did the Galaxy make a Naperville Fire fan out of you?
Don't go that far.
Topper
04 Sep 2002, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by burning247
Don't go that far.
What? Go walk your camel, Bitch.
"SCOREBOARD" . . . . tee hee. :p
Mr. Oz
04 Sep 2002, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by ElJefe
By the way, can you encourage Mr. Oz to grow a set of balls?
They're on your chin BitchBoy!! And since your mouth is full at the moment, listen up cowboy.
I've been here for over a week dingle berry. I enjoy talking ************ to the San Ho lovers mostly, but we both know they won't show their faces here until they win again. I don't really waste my time talking to nobodies from Dallas who support the rugBurns. I enjoy talking trash to proven winners.
BUt enough about me, let's talk about the recent gang bang on your beloved Burn. No? Didn't think so BitchBoy. 4-1, Suck on that a little harder.
SwissGCZ
05 Sep 2002, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by Topper
SwissMaster, who are you going to root for? Did the Galaxy make a Naperville Fire fan out of you?
I am fully counting on the Galaxy to bend over and submit, but then again - so does everybody.
ElJefe
05 Sep 2002, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Oz
I've been here for over a week dingle berry. I enjoy talking ************ to the San Ho lovers mostly, but we both know they won't show their faces here until they win again.
Yeah, that's right, I remember. You were the one bragging about how the Gals were such a great team because they'd been in "The Show" so many times. I also recall that you didn't have an answer for my assertion that "The Show" that the Gals had been in so many times was actually an anal rape snuff film.
I also remember that you had nothing to say about the previous week's game. You know, the one where where the Galaxy came to historic Fair Park and left without a win -- once again. Actually you did (http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=198921#post198921): "This doesn't look like the year for LA."
All this only proves what I said earlier: You are nothing but a frontrunning **********.
I don't really waste my time talking to nobodies from Dallas who support the rugBurns. I enjoy talking trash to proven winners.
What, so you can live vicariously through them? So you can get close enough to get a whiff of "Eau De We-Didn't-Take-It-Up-The-Ass-Three-Times-In-MLS-Cup" I don't know, maybe you can explain it to me.
BUt enough about me, let's talk about the recent gang bang on your beloved Burn. No? Didn't think so BitchBoy. 4-1, Suck on that a little harder.
Like I said, Mr. **********, you only run your yap when the scoreboard agrees with you. When it doesn't, all you've got is a bunch of "We were #2 three times and you weren't!" crap. Needless to say, I'm looking forward to a bumper crop of it from you in the coming weeks. We're getting to the games that really matter and that the USSF can't fix, so we're almost to that time every year where the Los Angeles Galaxy bend over and grab their ankles.
Eric B
05 Sep 2002, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by ElJefe
anal rape.
I wouldn't call an OT loss (or two, for that matter) "anal rape". An 8-1 drubbing at home; now THAT's a butt banging fiesta...
the Galaxy came to historic Fair Park and left without a win.
Harut Karapetyan wasn't available for that match...
ElJefe
05 Sep 2002, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Eric B
I wouldn't call an OT loss (or two, for that matter) "anal rape".
Well, I was in Foxboro in 1996, so I seem to remember somebody giving up a 2-0 lead in the last 15 minutes. Who was that?
An 8-1 drubbing at home; now THAT's a butt banging fiesta...
I'm sorry, if you want to talk ancient history, we've got plenty of DC United fans around here.