If they were not in MLS, where should they work?

[Juan Luis Guerra]

If they were not in MLS, where should they work?. This is my own personal list.

1- Landon donovan= a bartender type of job should work fine for him.
2- Ariel Graziani= parking cars at your local Sheraton hotel
3- Tim Howard= drug dealer
4- El Pescadito Ruiz= cleaning tables and collecting tips at Olive Garden Restaurant.
5- El diablo Etchevery= changing tires 24 hours a day/365 days
6- Mike Petke= a gay porno star and part time dancer
7- Carlos Valderrama= Taking turns with his brother Roger at Mcdonalds.
8- Tony Meola delivering Pizza at Pizza hot
9- Mark Chung= a cook at a chinese restaurant, also making deliveries at night for an extra cash.
10- Mamadu Diallo= driving a taxi in New York City.

what are your ten best jobs

[timmy409]

cobi jones-male jigalo

[eric515]

Tony Meola: Enforcer for the Mob

Clint Mathis: Garbage man

Landon Donovan: Newest member of O-Town.

Zach Thornton: Bouncer

Mammadou Diallo: Extermist leader of GFTEOK, Ghanans For the Elimination of Keepers. "All goalies must Die!!"

[Native Aztexan]

Clint Mathis - pig farmer
Alexi Lalas - 70's porn star (he looks like one)
Carlos Ruiz - Latin soap star on Telemundo (or is it Jaime Moreno ?)
DaMarcus Beasley - spokesperson for WeightWatchers
Carlos Valderrama - Foxy Cleopatra's new agent
Tyrone Marshall & Danny Califf - hairstylists in Hollywood.

[boots15]

Clint Mathis-a pimp
Carlos Bocanegra-a surfer
Ante Razov-a stripper
Chris Henderson-an aerobics instructor
Mike Petke-informercial host
Brian McBride-A kindergarten teacher
Taylor Twellman-lets go with stripper for him too

[detter7]

Twellman/Convey/Quaranta/Donovan - McDonald's alumni

[supersport]

Jeff Agoos Construction worker
Troy Dayak Biker
Landon Donovan Naval cadet
Dewayne Derosario Indian
Jon Conway Cop

And if they can't find work in these areas, they can tour together as the New Village People.

[todda74]

Carlos Llamosa was a cab driver in NY before MLS.

[Ringo]

Originally posted by todda74
Carlos Llamosa was a cab driver in NY before MLS.


didn't he also work at the world trade centers ... janitor i believe? good success story.

[microbrew]

Originally posted by Ringo1725



didn't he also work at the world trade centers ... janitor i believe? good success story.

The story is even better- he [Carlos Llamosa] actually survived the World Trade Center bombing in 1993. He was on lunch break when it happened.

[burning247]

Originally posted by eric515

4- El Pescadito Ruiz= cleaning tables and collecting tips at Olive Garden Restaurant.

Mammadou Diallo: Extermist leader of GFTEOK, Ghanans For the Elimination of Keepers. "All goalies must Die!!"

Eric 515 I know you didn't do the first one, but thought it was so true I had to give it a laugh :), and not to be a pain in the arse but Diallo is from Senegal.

[enderjed]

Bob Bradley--Ice dancer
Ray Hudson--Pirate
Greg Andrulis--Maytag repairman
Octavio Zambrano--NYC cab driver
Steve Nicol--Scottish pop singer ("500 Miles")
Tim Hankinson--Head coach, Tampa Bay Whatevers
Bob Gansler--Beverly Hills police captain
Sigi Schmid--2nd best anything
Frank Yallop--Unemployed software developer (in San Jose? noooo)
Mike Jeffries--Chess grandmaster
Dave Dir--Professor Emeritus
Don Garber--Arctic regional refrigerator salesman
Phil Anschutz--Debt consolidator
Ken Horowitz--Village idiot

and finally,

Lamar Hunt--Saint (redundant?)

[Metromania]

1- Brian Mcbride, yeah a kindergarden teacher is perfect. He appears to like kids a lot.

2- Zach Thorton, a bouncer at a lesbian club

3- Tony Meola, out of job for 3 years. Living with parents and seems to be ok with this lifestyle.

4- Octavio Zambrano, a Spanish teacher at Kennedy High School

5- Josh Wolff, working at a senior citizen home, helping our grandmoms with their daily routines.

6- Carlos el Pibe Valderrama, a full time clawn at Mcdonald´s house

7- Coby Jones, selling avon products

8- Pineda Chacon, a Catholic priest

9- Diego Serna, cleaning toilets at the prestigious Howard Johnson restaurants/hotels

10- Joselito Vacca, taking care a my father´s cow ranch in Texas.

11- Jaime Moreno and Milton Reyes, lifeguards at Bally´s total fitness

12- CJ Brown, a bus driver in Chicago.

[detter7]

I could see Zach Thornton as a secret service agent.

[uniteo]

Originally posted by Metromania
3- Tony Meola, out of job for 3 years. Living with parents and seems to be ok with this lifestyle.




LMAO...

Now Clint Mathis would be workin' in a junkyard, not the fancy counter help, he'd be the guy runnin' out to pull the blower motor from an '89 Citation just for you.

Boss: "Clint, go git me a starter of a '92 Tercel for this nice lady."

Clint: "Why I'd do just about anything for this here pretty lady. What's your name sweetie? Amber? Why that's as pretty as a 1966 GTO..."

[BenReilly]

Originally posted by supersport
Jeff Agoos Construction worker
Troy Dayak Biker
Landon Donovan Naval cadet
Dewayne Derosario Indian
Jon Conway Cop

And if they can't find work in these areas, they can tour together as the New Village People.

Oh, man that was funny.

[Miloco]

Zach Thorton, dog catcher

[Omahacrew]

Jack Edwards - broadcasting Sumo wrestling
Ty Keough - Teaching History and coaching high school soccer in Kentucky

[pc4th]

(bringing this post back to life for those that haven't seen it, kinda funny, great topic)

Landon Donavan-CBS Artic Survivors contestant(voted out in the First Tribal Council) reason: got a terrible cold for taking his shirt off too much.

Hong Bo: professional hobo

[Juan Luis Guerra]

I have a better job for Hong Bo, waiter at "The Red Dragon" chinese restaurant.