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ElJefe
03 Sep 2002, 05:11 PM
In the San Francisco Chronicle's magazine this weekend, there was an article about Baby Jesus. You can read it at http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2002/09/01/CM321977.DTL, but here's the best part:
And yet there is an almost eerie bond between the two. Although they had their sibling arguments, Landon has such faith in Tristan that he has told her if he ever brings home a girlfriend she -doesn't approve of, he will break up the next day.
"I don't know if you can print this," Landon says, "but when she had her period, my stomach ached all night."
profiled
03 Sep 2002, 05:16 PM
More thunder to put on my posters!
Wizardscharter
03 Sep 2002, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by ElJefe
In the San Francisco Chronicle's magazine this weekend, there was an article about Baby Jesus. You can read it at http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2002/09/01/CM321977.DTL, but here's the best part:
I guess you have to have a twin to truly understand that. Only in SJ.
NICDT Coach
03 Sep 2002, 05:30 PM
"I don't know if you can print this," Landon says, "but when she had her period, my stomach ached all night."
Wholy $hit! I dunno if the collective rivalry board genious of Segroves, Loney and El Jefe could even make up something that goddamn funny.
WrmBrnr
03 Sep 2002, 05:38 PM
Jesus!! When I first read that quickly, I read "missed" instead of "had"
Still it's pretty disturbing.
metroflip73
03 Sep 2002, 06:05 PM
Article on Old Dirty Bastard?
Chris M.
03 Sep 2002, 06:06 PM
It gets better.
I heard that when Graziani had her period, Landon went into Ronaldo-like seizures on the practice field.
billreeves
03 Sep 2002, 06:29 PM
The exact quote was lost in the BigSoccer crash of a few months ago, but I believe it was Richter Boy who posted something like:
"I don't care if Landon bangs his sister six ways from Sunday, if it helps bring an MLS Cup to San Jose, incest is an acceptable lifestyle choice."
Check the ring (http://www.geocities.com/billreeves/mls_cup.html), mother************ers.
burning247
03 Sep 2002, 06:37 PM
Oh lord, why does our "poster boy" of soccer have to be such a pansy?
Topper
03 Sep 2002, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by billreeves
Check the ring mother************ers.
Remember when Bill didn't swear?
San Jose bitterness increases as death draws closer.....
Mwaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ! ! !
Topper
:D :D
Lucid
03 Sep 2002, 08:46 PM
I totally didn't believe it when I read the quote, so I checked on it's legitimacy, and sure enough... it was said. Oh my F'ing god! That is the most pathetic thing I have ever read. San Jose posters, you are now banned from the Rivalries forum forever because nothing, and I mean aboslutely nothing you say will ever be taken seriously again. And every sight of you will remind me of this quote, and this is something I don't want to remember, so it was nice knowing ya, later.
elainemichelle
03 Sep 2002, 09:15 PM
That was the FUNNIEST article I have ever read!
DouginSJ
03 Sep 2002, 09:33 PM
Lucid almost used to be good at smack.
Ted Cikowski
03 Sep 2002, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Lucid
you are now banned from the Rivalries forum forever because nothing, and I mean aboslutely nothing you say will ever be taken seriously again.
Hey Lucid you were banned for the same reason yet you keep posting. Why?
ElJefe
04 Sep 2002, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by Lucid
San Jose posters, you are now banned from the Rivalries forum forever because nothing, and I mean aboslutely nothing you say will ever be taken seriously again.
You know, if you weren't a moderator around here, I'd be saying the same thing to you.