martymarts
06 Jun 2004, 02:38 AM
... to win the EPL within 4 years??? This guy is smart! He's getting a 5 year contract for oodles of wonga and promises to deliver in 4! Which means he has 4 tries at proving himself wrong before Roman buys out the last year of his contract for even larger oodles of cash, to replace him early!
This has to be the most gilt edged case of "heads I win tails you lose" I've ever seen engineered by a football manager? It would even put old red nose to shame. Well, even if Chelski are crap for the next 4 years the mind games coming out of the Bridge should be quite interesting?
I'm betting they"ll lose the 1st 5 games of the season and
Murinho will blame it on bad Feng Sui in his office! At this point, Roman Money Bags will appoint Sir Norman Foster to redecorate his workspace and have the entire Stadium rotated 6" for a better celestial alignment with the ley line that runs down the middle of the Kings Road!!! Claudio Ranieri, Zola, Ray Wilkins, Rudd Guillett and Gianluca Vialli will all be bought out of their repective contracts, for at least 10x's their value and ritually scarificed on Mourinho new solid gold desk! Then Chelski will lose the next 10 games and Mourinho will blame this on the fact that the stadium was rotated 6" in the wrong directions!
Just another episode of "Prem". The Saturday afternoon soap about an absurd football team who waste embarassingly large amounts of oil money because their filthy rich owner has nothing better to do than to play with his tinker-toy club! Sounds a bit like Dallas, only it's "Who sacked CR?" instead of "Who shot JR?" I guess that makes Mourinho Cliff Barnes!!!
This has to be the most gilt edged case of "heads I win tails you lose" I've ever seen engineered by a football manager? It would even put old red nose to shame. Well, even if Chelski are crap for the next 4 years the mind games coming out of the Bridge should be quite interesting?
I'm betting they"ll lose the 1st 5 games of the season and
Murinho will blame it on bad Feng Sui in his office! At this point, Roman Money Bags will appoint Sir Norman Foster to redecorate his workspace and have the entire Stadium rotated 6" for a better celestial alignment with the ley line that runs down the middle of the Kings Road!!! Claudio Ranieri, Zola, Ray Wilkins, Rudd Guillett and Gianluca Vialli will all be bought out of their repective contracts, for at least 10x's their value and ritually scarificed on Mourinho new solid gold desk! Then Chelski will lose the next 10 games and Mourinho will blame this on the fact that the stadium was rotated 6" in the wrong directions!
Just another episode of "Prem". The Saturday afternoon soap about an absurd football team who waste embarassingly large amounts of oil money because their filthy rich owner has nothing better to do than to play with his tinker-toy club! Sounds a bit like Dallas, only it's "Who sacked CR?" instead of "Who shot JR?" I guess that makes Mourinho Cliff Barnes!!!