ZANI Anonymous: Arsenal, Man U, Chelsea Fans Welcome

[jegerpenge]

I've decided to set up this post in honor of the notorious BigSoccer member, ZANI. Hell, this may be exactly what he wants, but he's so damn entertaining I couldn't resist. Everybody give a brief explanation on why you are here and why you hate ZANI. Maybe he'll even put in a guest appearance or two. I figure this can be the sideshow freak thread for the summer.

[Coach_McGuirk]

Hey, I don't hate the guy. Far from it. He's the one poster who consistently delivers the most solid comedy, whether it's his insane ramblings on who should start where, or his reasons for bailing on his former club.

He makes us all feel better about ourselves although, I'm afraid, phishy may be right and he's only 12 and doesn't know any better.

We should just all pray that somebody in Chelsea's front office doesn't "piss him off" and he throws his support (and feeble arguments) behind our beloved Gunners.

[jegerpenge]

No, he won't do that, remember. He hates Arsenal as hard as he can.

[fookstick]

err i dont get it, has he posted here in this thread before?

[laytonbaker]

I read through that infamous Carlos thread in the Chelsea forum and was laughing pretty hard.

The guy cares way too much about 'being right'. Just share your opinion and move on...

[Coach_McGuirk]

err i dont get it, has he posted here in this thread before?
Oh, he's spent some time in the Arsenal forum. That's how we first became aware of his "genius".

Just take a look at the link in the "BigSoccer Gold" thread on this page and you'll see his best work.

[50 Euro]

[Pachelbel's Canon in background]
I'm 50 Euro, and I'm a ZANI-aholic.
[passes candle, bangs head against the wall]

[Coach_McGuirk]

It's a disease, but you're amongst friends....

I'm quite saddened by the fact that the "Roberto Carlos to Chelsea" thread seems to have lost it's legs.