MeridianFC
24 May 2004, 01:31 PM
Lab coat guy #1: We're nothing but a bunch of patsies.
Lab coat guy #2: Patsy, what's a patsy?
Lab coat guy #1: Well, we pack the houses for all the teams of MLS using the Adu Widget Factor®© and then proceed to not beat any teams and therefore not embarrass them in their own stadia. Big crowds for our rivals, no loss of stature or standing for them either.
Lab coat guy #2: Pasty for the league? Brilliant!
Lab coat guy #1: Now I have this idea for setting league records for dubious achievment. Have you heard of a corner kick...........
http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2004/03/08/guiness-inside.jpg
United fans (pic. above) try to erase the memory of the past week.
Lab coat guy #2: Patsy, what's a patsy?
Lab coat guy #1: Well, we pack the houses for all the teams of MLS using the Adu Widget Factor®© and then proceed to not beat any teams and therefore not embarrass them in their own stadia. Big crowds for our rivals, no loss of stature or standing for them either.
Lab coat guy #2: Pasty for the league? Brilliant!
Lab coat guy #1: Now I have this idea for setting league records for dubious achievment. Have you heard of a corner kick...........
http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2004/03/08/guiness-inside.jpg
United fans (pic. above) try to erase the memory of the past week.