This is why we love Ben

[monster]

Why I hate LA (http://dcunited.mlsnet.com/MLS/news/team_news.jsp?ymd=20040521&content_id=3325&vkey=news_dcu&fext=.jsp&team=dcu)

I don't dig the dissing of the frankfurters, but he's right on the rest. Seems like it ends in the middle of a sentence though, but he's from Middletown, so I'll let it slide.

[JoseP]

Why I hate LA (http://dcunited.mlsnet.com/MLS/news/team_news.jsp?ymd=20040521&content_id=3325&vkey=news_dcu&fext=.jsp&team=dcu)

I don't dig the dissing of the frankfurters, but he's right on the rest. Seems like it ends in the middle of a sentence though, but he's from Middletown, so I'll let it slide.

He's, obviously, never had an RFK hot dog. First, I only take 3 to 4 bites to finish 1. 1 minute, 2 if I ain't that hungry (but, I only eat them when I'm famished because them things are repulsive), to finish one of them.

[Dave Brother]

Hay man, great catch. I stopped here before I was gonna hit the DCU site. I think Ben needs to hang with Red & Black so he can REALLY express his hate. ;)

Nice read.

[NattyBo]

That was funny, but whats funnier is he thinks that the RFK vendors make a mean dog :[

[Jose L. Couso]

Ben is the MAN!

Ben would have ripped the galaxatives a new one in 9 minutes!

ps-Get healthy Ben the team needs you!

[Th4119]

That was funny, but whats funnier is he thinks that the RFK vendors make a mean dog :[

You've gotta admit that Ben probably has good experience with them from his 2 years on the shelf.

I wonder if it was his girlfriend that made him get the haircut.

[virgin pose]

Olsen rules, why the ******** does MLSnet run Kyle Martino's lame ass weekly column instead of Ben's ? BTW, I think the Bruce really screwed up by calling up Earnie instead of Olsen. Olsen deserves another chance at RM and that guys plays his ass off.

[sch2383]

Olsen rules, why the ******** does MLSnet run Kyle Martino's lame ass weekly column instead of Ben's ? BTW, I think the Bruce really screwed up by calling up Earnie instead of Olsen. Olsen deserves another chance at RM and that guys plays his ass off.
Yes, but Olsen is hurt. I wonder who else Benny hates?

[dcajedi]

That was funny, but whats funnier is he thinks that the RFK vendors make a mean dog :[

They really aren't bad. They taste good enough, aren't overly expensive, and work very well as handwarmers early in the season and during downpours. :D

[Eismahn]

You've gotta admit that Ben probably has good experience with them from his 2 years on the shelf.

I wonder if it was his girlfriend that made him get the haircut.

Thought I read somewhere or other it's been a team thing, with pressure being put on each long-hair to conform. Think Convey is the next target.

[CHICO13]

Ben's being nice. RFK Dogs will gag a maggot and clog up your pipes :eek:

[Th4119]

Thought I read somewhere or other it's been a team thing, with pressure being put on each long-hair to conform. Think Convey is the next target.

I don't think it'd be that hard to make it a "team thing" after Ben showed up and got ridiculed for the shorn locks. :p

[vivaelbolivar]

Ben is the man hussles his ass all day long and still has time to say a few words anyway im sure arena will call him up sooner or later i love the hate.

[Th4119]

Ben is the man hussles his ass all day long and still has time to say a few words anyway im sure arena will call him up sooner or later i love the hate.

That's the Cliffs Notes version of a JoeW post, guys.

;)