NEWSFLASH: Galaxy To Announce New Logo

[SwissGCZ]

From Soccer America:

NEW LOOKS: The Galaxy is designing a new uniform for next season. A dark green will replace teal as the team's primary home color.

After much envy was directed towards Colorado's oh-so innovative new blue jersey, Galaxy management has finally decided it also wants a new outfit for 2003. Forrest green will replace the now redundant teal. It is also rumored that in the coming season, Galaxy players will be wearing "pine scent" car fresheners around their necks. These fashionable fresheners will be utilized to combat rancid smells caused by El Pescadito's hygienic deficits and Sigi Schmid's garlic-eating habits. What SA failed to mention however, is that there will be a new logo slapped on those neoteric jerseys. It seems that after 7 years of bitching by the fans, Doug Hamilton has finally given in and changed the hated logo. With Topper's insider help, I am now proud to present to you the new, modernistic Galaxy logo:

http://www.boomspeed.com/gczfan/royalflush.gif

Apparently the money seen in the logo is of high importance. It not only represents the club's money laundry function for Luiz Hernandez, but also the mass amount of green Phil Anschutz will never see again because he signed the doted line for the world's largest Home Depot on a "buck a beer night." Speaking of the Galaxy's new home - this spanking new logo opens up numerous possibilities for the big screen located inside. Topper assured me that a special animation using the logo is planned for replays during the games. Some sort of Adam West Batman animation will be used, in which the center of the logo moves outwards and then inwards.

The official announcement of this revolutionary change is scheduled for 9/3, in the press conference right after the USOC defeat to Dallas.

[TRC Real Sociedad]

Cottonbowl < US National Training Center
Jason Kries < Carlos Ruiz
Texas < California

Staying home on a saturday night so you could make a lame ass graphic on your computer with an even worse post about your lame ass graphic.

< Not doing that

[Mr. Oz]

It's either that or cow tipping on a Saturday night.

[profiled]

Originally posted by Mr. Oz
It's either that or cow tipping on a Saturday night.

The only thing that comes out of texas is steers or queers, and I know you're not a steer, so that leaves only one thing.

Sorry for a bad misquote.

[metrocorazon]

Originally posted by TRC Real Sociedad
< Not doing that
Right, instead youre on a soccer boards at 3am posting about someone posting a pathetic graphic.

[SwissGCZ]

Originally posted by TRC Real Sociedad

Jason Kries < Carlos Ruiz

It is Kreis, K-R-E-I-S. You really should be able to spell his name correctly by now. After all he plays "Shoot the Duck" with Kevin Hartman in nearly every game.

PS: Feel free to hail Ruiz as the savior after just one season. I will stick to calling him the next Alex Pineda Chacon.

Staying home on a saturday night...

I'm glad you're so concerned with my Saturday nights. It's just that here at SWT, the evening doesn't start until midnight. While you sat your pasty ass down at 3am and snickered while typing this sterile reply, I was still far away from calling it a day.

*waiting for some desperate bestiality smack*

...so you could make a lame ass graphic on your computer with an even worse post about your lame ass graphic.

And yet you still chowed it down like paella with refried beans.

< Not doing that

Sitting on your left hand until it falls asleep so that it feels like someone else is beating you off, doesn't exactly earn you crown.

[SwissGCZ]

Originally posted by profiled

The only thing that comes out of texas is steers or queers, and I know you're not a steer, so that leaves only one thing.

Wow, gaysmack. We've never seen that here before. No really, the Rivalry Board Renaissance must be inevitable now.

Sincerely,

living_ded_boy

[SwissGCZ]

Originally posted by Mr. Oz
It's either that or cow tipping on a Saturday night.
I just hope Dan Loney will have mercy with you three and come to the rescue. You Galaxy fans are about as effective as using a hair-dryer to cook microwave dinners.

[TRC Real Sociedad]

Tuff game against the Crapids today, sorry I spelled your boys name wrong, I just haven't seen it in a boxscore in so long, I forgot how to spell it.

Yeah, Texas fun doesn't start till midnight( you can fill in the bestiality smack, your from Texas, it's your bread and butter).

My Saturday started with a win for my mens team, and ended with a win for the Galaxy, how did your weekend go?

Hey Metro fan, I saw Cletus on the Simpsons tonight, he was hilarious as always, just like saturday night.

Is the "Paella with refried beans" remark some sort of racial shot? I can't believe a Swiss Texan would bring race into it, what's the world coming to?

As far as the masterbation tips are concerned, just send your book of ideas to Mike Seagroves, he actually lives in a place worse than Texas.

Not to worry Burn fans, I think they are executing a retarded 10 year old on cable access tonight, so the weekend isn't an entire loss. Stay warm!

[profiled]

Originally posted by SwissGCZ

Wow, gaysmack. We've never seen that here before. No really, the Rivalry Board Renaissance must be inevitable now.

Sincerely,

living_ded_boy

Genuis it was a quote from Full Metal Jacket, it wasn't gay smack, and of course if you could read i even sayd "sorry bad misquote".

Swiss Miss UP My Ass

[Topper]

I thought it was a pretty funny post.

Thanks for spending 90 minutes on the parody, Swill.

I'll be in Fullerton on Tuesday watching the USOC Champion Galaxy making a 90-minute parody of the the Burp!

Topper

:D

[Mr. Oz]

Originally posted by SwissGCZ

I just hope Dan Loney will have mercy with you three and come to the rescue. You Galaxy fans are about as effective as using a hair-dryer to cook microwave dinners.

[chuckle], LA fans give a rat's ass about Dallas. Shite, you guys can't even get past the knock out phase of the playoffs.

96: knocked out by KC (KC?!?!).
97: Knocked out by Colorado
98: Knocked out by LA
99: Knocked out by LA
2000: Knocked out by Metro's (LA East)
2001: Knocked out by Chicago

LA's been to the dance three time in 6 years. That's a pretty good ratio numb nuts. You build a team around your "never will be a Nat again" savior Kreis, you'll never get to be in the show.

Come Tuesday, we're going to give you little preview of what you have coming in the MLS Cup playoffs.

[Lucid]

Originally posted by Mr. Oz

LA's been to the dance three time in 6 years. That's a pretty good ratio numb nuts.


I like this ratio better, MLS Cup appearances to MLS Cups, 3:0.

Getting to the dance doesn't mean shyt as long as you are the dorky kid standing over in the corner too afraid to go dance with a girl cause you'll pop wood when she first touches your hand.

(insert the "Wow.... you must know from some experience I guess huh?" line, I know some lame-ass is gonna say it, so don't even bother.)

Win something in the MLS LA, then you might have something to be proud of and you'll have a free pass to throw around whatever smack you want. Until then... leave the hardware smack in the USOC Rivalries board.

[Mr. Oz]

Winning something in MLS, it's a matter of time twinkle di*ck. Nobody has a winning tradition like LA in the MLS. Your one hit wonder season, that's all you have.

Get this straight Wizboy, your team sucks on Mondays, swallows on Tuesdays, sucks on Wednesdays, licks nads on Thursdays, sucks again on Friday, deep throats on Saturdays, but Sunday, Sunday we'll give it to you to rest up for next week.

Hey, how about you skip over to the Morelia board, let's see what they think of your bit*ch team.

How you like that house*bitch? (**********kin disgrace, those Wiz boys)

You know what, beat Columbus on Sep 10th, that we we can tap that ass once more in 2002. We'll dedicate it to all the Mexican clubs who've been there before us, who have raped your sorry ass team.

[Dan Loney]

Originally posted by Lucid
Getting to the dance doesn't mean shyt as long as you are the dorky kid standing over in the corner too afraid to go dance with a girl cause you'll pop wood when she first touches your hand.Better than staying home and slapping the pickle to pictures of Jessica Rabbit.

(insert the "Wow.... you must know from some experience I guess huh?" line, I know some lame-ass is gonna say it, so don't even bother.)Oops. Yeah, I think I'd better agree with you on this one....

[Lucid]

LA fans, thanks for making me smile, you guys are just so... so cute with your dillusional thinking and ignorance of what has happened to your team in the past, especially those acts done by the Wizards.

But hey... keep on rockin guys, you'll get yours someday! *tries to hold back laughter*

[IBleedTeal]

So how are your LA Rams & Raiders doing now?

[ElJefe]

Originally posted by Mr. Oz
[chuckle], LA fans give a rat's ass about Dallas. Shite, you guys can't even get past the knock out phase of the playoffs.
Memo to myopic Gals fan:

Much as you would like to think otherwise, the MLS Cup final is still part of the "knock-out phase of the playoffs."
96: knocked out by KC (KC?!?!).
97: Knocked out by Colorado
98: Knocked out by LA
99: Knocked out by LA
2000: Knocked out by Metro's (LA East)
2001: Knocked out by Chicago
I prefer this history:

1996 - Bent and submitted to DC United
1997 - Bent and submitted to Dallas
1998 - Bent and submitted to Chicago
1999 - Bent and submitted to DC United
2000 - Bent and submitted to Kansas City (KC?!?!)
2001 - Bent and submitted to San Jose

Notice a pattern there?
LA's been to the dance three time in 6 years. That's a pretty good ratio numb nuts.
Sure is. But unlike you schmucks, that one girl in high school wasn't exactly bragging that she got porked by half the guys in school. You pathetic schmucks brag about it. The LA Galaxy almost have a banner at the Rose Bowl, proclaiming their three-time role as the Official Bitch of the MLS Cup Champions.

See, there's this thing called "pride." You might want to look into it before you try bragging about appearing in a game three times that you've lost all three times.
You build a team around your "never will be a Nat again" savior Kreis, you'll never get to be in the show.
You probably thought that you were really clever with that statement, but somehow, when you as a Galaxy fan refer to "the show," I keep thinking about thoses "shows" where some porn starlet gets banged by hundreds of guys.

So if "not getting to be in the show" means "not getting buggered in every single orifice THREE times," well then, I guess I'll just have to get over it.
Come Tuesday, we're going to give you little preview of what you have coming in the MLS Cup playoffs.
Being subjected to a lot more crappy "We may have lost, but we've been to The Show more than you guys" smack from you, I'm sure.

And trust me, the MLS Cup playoffs aren't nearly as rigged as the US Open Cup. If they were, you might have actually won an MLS Cup by now.

[SwissGCZ]

Originally posted by TRC Real Sociedad
Tuff game against the Crapids today

I'm just glad we got our occasional slipup out of the way before today's game. Besides, we used our reserves against the Crapids. This was necessary since MLS and the Federation conveniently placed the semifinal between 2 other games in the span of 5 days. It seems the league still feels guilty for the Hernandez fiasco and is trying to spoon-feed the Galaxy into the final. The U.S. Soccer Federation then hopped on this bandwagon and scheduled the game in California.

sorry I spelled your boys name wrong, I just haven't seen it in a boxscore in so long, I forgot how to spell it.

Let me refresh your oblivious memory:

2002-08-24 (LA@Dallas)
Scoring:
DAL - Rhine (Kreis, Broome) 96

Is the "Paella with refried beans" remark some sort of racial shot?

I am just trying to dissect your screenname chowderhead. So, are you Spanish or not? Or is Real Sociedad just your Euro preference du jour?

just send your book of ideas to Mike Seagroves, he actually lives in a place worse than Texas.
I am going to reserve my judgement on California since I've yet to go there. I do find it fascinating however that the number of Californians moving to Austin almost outnumbers the Mojados coming in from the South...

[SwissGCZ]

Originally posted by profiled

Genuis it was a quote from Full Metal Jacket, it wasn't gay smack...

Yeah, and Aimer's snatch is so dirty you could grow potatoes on it. Your point?
It is still gaysmack, no matter how much you want to wrap it in sheep's-clothing and put a pink ribbon on it.