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panicfc
13 May 2004, 09:58 PM
To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody;

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Leeds in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Batter your wife,
shag sheep and cry and weeeeep
you're just a poor club, you've got no sympathy
Because you're easy come, easy go,
flying high, now you're low
Leeds are going under, doesn't really matter to me,
To me

Ridsdale, you've killed the club,
Put a goldfish on your desk,
spent too much, but now he's dead,
Ridsdale, life had just begun,
But now you've gone and thrown it all away-
Leeds Scum, ooooooh,
makesme laugh to see you cry
If your team has gone bust this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, cos nothing really matters-

Too late, their time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
can't stop laughing all the time,
Goodbye Leeds United-you've got to go-
Gotta leave the premier league and face the truth-
Leeds Scum ooo
I want to see you cry,
I bet that little lad on tv wishes he'd never been born at all-

I see a little shadow of a team,
Munich Songs, Munich Songs, but your club are going under- Smithy to
United-very very frightening me- Peter Ridsdale, Peter Ridsadale Peter
Ridsdale, Peter Ridsadale Peter Ridsdale, magnifico-oh oh oh oh oh

you're just a poor club and nobody loves you-
your grandad is your father, keep it in the family
spending your cash on some monstrosity-
Easy come easy go, will you let me go-
Seth Johnson! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Seth Johnson! we will not let you go-let him go
Seth Johnson! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Thanks for Eric, Thanks For Eric, Thanks for Eric, He's a god- Ferdinand
a
red devil for £30 mil, £30 mil, £30 Mil

So you think its funny to sing songs when people die-
So you think we'll all miss you because you cried-
Oh leeds scum-you make me @#%$ my sides leeds scum-
Just going down-just going right outta here-

Leeds are going under
Anyone can see,
Leeds are going under, and I think it's really Funneeee!

pething101
13 May 2004, 10:14 PM
Lets just hope no visits to Elland Road for the Hammers next year.

Batcave Brigade
14 May 2004, 01:43 PM
Didn't take Robinson long to jump ship to Spuds. Lets hope he lets in as many goals as he did with Leeds this year and gets the filth relegated. They were damn close to being in serious trouble this year.

pething101
26 May 2004, 07:02 PM
Leeds said buh bye to Allen Smith today. For seven million, he goes to Manure.

Ha ha.