Landon Donovan, World Class ***hole

[eric6854]

So at the half I was standing at the entrance to the visitor's locker room when Donna Vann comes through. So I yell "At your age, you should be filling out that sports bra!" Upon hearing this Landon lifted her leg and tried to pee on me. She missed hitting some 8-year old boy in the foot. I yelled and St Nick comes by and says "what's the problem here?" I says "your b1tch just pee'ed on a boy's foot, you need to spank her!" St Nick says "I would, but I've spanked her so many times in the last 45 minutes, I doubt it would have any effect."

I was glad to see that St Nick changed his mind and continued to spank his b1tch throughout the second half.

A letter will be sent to the league Tuesday morning protesting Donna Vann's behavior.

[SABuffalo786]

Originally posted by eric6854
So at the half I was standing at the entrance to the visitor's locker room when Donna Vann comes through. So I yell "At your age, you should be filling out that sports bra!" Upon hearing this Landon lifted her leg and tried to pee on me. She missed hitting some 8-year old boy in the foot. I yelled and St Nick comes by and says "what's the problem here?" I says "your b1tch just pee'ed on a boy's foot, you need to spank her!" St Nick says "I would, but I've spanked her so many times in the last 45 minutes, I doubt it would have any effect."

I was glad to see that St Nick changed his mind and continued to spank his b1tch throughout the second half.

A letter will be sent to the league Tuesday morning protesting Donna Vann's behavior.

Ah yes, nothing like a good call back. Good show, eric.

[Knave]

This is properly on the rivalry board.

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[profiled]

There's a rumor floating around the Mr. Money Shot Sports Bra Dive and Cry himself might be playing in the WUSA match before the Galaxy v. Quakes game on the 14th of September. Keep your eyes open for further details.

[detter7]

Aw man. Peeing on people?! Next thing you know they'll be spitting Gatorade. ;)