View Full Version : man utds one trick diving pony psoters
mixmastermatt
10 May 2004, 05:43 PM
check this bad-ass funny sh!t!
http://football.guardian.co.uk/gallery/0,8555,1209913,00.html
mixmastermatt
10 May 2004, 06:02 PM
ah bollocks!
my spelling has really let itself go lately
goonerob
10 May 2004, 09:07 PM
Great stuff. Have a look in hattrick england conference. I am trying to get you free supporter.
rgrayson
22 May 2004, 07:51 PM
the few times i've seen him play on t.v. i havn't seen him dive http://www.dtmpower.net/forum/images/smilies/screwy.gif
Motterman
23 May 2004, 01:16 PM
He earned a reputation early on, and for being so young and coming from Portugal (the diving Mecca), he's really cleaned up his act. It took some time, but since January he's been quality and cut that part of his game out.
Clan
23 May 2004, 08:30 PM
He earned a reputation early on, and for being so young and coming from Portugal (the diving Mecca), he's really cleaned up his act. It took some time, but since January he's been quality and cut that part of his game out.
Most of 'em do after a while in England.
It's been creeping into our game more and more of late, but, generally speaking, it's not in our culture and the refs have a far less tolerable attitude towards it than our continental brethern.
I didn't think much of him at first, but he came on quite strong as the season wound down.
rgrayson
23 May 2004, 11:50 PM
i saw a game today and really enjoyed watching him play.later was on a site which shall remain unnamed ;) and a home ronaldo shirt was on sale so i decided to get it. hopefully it'll be nice.
Invincible
24 May 2004, 05:01 PM
Tut tut. Laugh it up while you can, because we're making a monster. One trick pony? Clueless clueless. Your Ashley boy couldn't handle him earlier in the season when he was weak, and boy oh boy how will he handle him now?
He's now put on size, muscle, and is 6ft, while maintaining blinding speed along with balance and his endless repatoir of skills, not to mention being able to score...WITH HIS HEAD. Henry may be a juggernaut, but can he score with his head? ;)
Just you wait n see.
mixmastermatt
24 May 2004, 06:28 PM
its a sad day for football when fans as blind as u are about invinceable!!
if u didnt notice we dont whip in balls and hope as much as manure so thats why henry doesnt score wit his head as much, but he does and he can!
also ponce boy ronaldo may of skined ash once or twice but obviously had him pretty much covered the whole game - i think 0-0 is a big clue to help u understand that
mixmastermatt
24 May 2004, 06:31 PM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2004/05/05/ronaldomcdonaldo350.jpg
just ********ing quality
usscouse
24 May 2004, 09:09 PM
Ronnies losing it, Manure's diving coach made him do an extra half hour "Flop-in-the-box" practice after picking up a yellow for a bad dive.
Just imagine how fast he'd be without that stick up his arse.
Motterman
24 May 2004, 10:51 PM
You know you are putting the fear into the opposition when they spend all this time trying to belittle your achievements.
Invincible
25 May 2004, 04:15 PM
its a sad day for football when fans as blind as u are about invinceable!!
if u didnt notice we dont whip in balls and hope as much as manure so thats why henry doesnt score wit his head as much, but he does and he can!
also ponce boy ronaldo may of skined ash once or twice but obviously had him pretty much covered the whole game - i think 0-0 is a big clue to help u understand that
Wow, you're like the fat, dunce boy in the classroom that always teases people aren't you?
Yeah, I admit we do lop the ball and hope too much, but it seemed to work really well against you for the past, what? 8 out of 12 seasons? Old habits are hard to break you know. Yeah, you're a passing team, that basically passes the opposing team off the pitch, but what happens when teams stand up to you? Face it, we may not have all those foreign immigrants, but when we get in your face, what do u have in reply? Nothing, you couldn't beat us this season and that's all that matters. All the little teams cowered and admired your football, while we stuck in and got the results against you.
I'm not gonna argue on with you about Ronaldo cause idiots like you aren't capable of carrying on an intelligent arguement, you only come with blind support and arrogance that makes people want to shoot your damn head off. I'll just wait and let you see his development with your own eyes. You know damn well he's a good player, but of course you'll never admit it, so I'll leave it at that. Keep calling him a punch, ponce or whatever stupid terms you use.
mixmastermatt
26 May 2004, 03:31 AM
idiots cannot argue, so thats why you cant argue ur right!
u are an idiot!
ronaldo is the dogs nuts, he is one to be feared, and when weve got players like ronaldo and fletcher coming up against bentley and reyes..... i mean goddamn - what a future the EPL has.
i never said he is ******** now did i?
see there is the proof ur an idiot coz ur making things up that arent there!
and as for foreign imigrants, 9 out of your starting 11 is foreign just the same as ours - yet more proof ur an idiot!
please, for ur sake (and for the rest of ours coz we dont wanna burst blood vessels laughin at u too much) dont start claiming things that were never there - COZ UR AN IDIOT
have a nice day
mad theory
26 May 2004, 06:34 AM
fletcher
When was he ever anygood? He's absolutely average.
Even ManUre fans say that.
Mackannovic
26 May 2004, 06:46 AM
When was he ever anygood? He's absolutely average.
Even ManUre fans say that.
He's only 20 and to be quite frank looks to be a very solid player!
mixmastermatt
26 May 2004, 11:26 AM
well i agree fletcher is unproven, but he was the only young player worth mentioning!
Dave_M
26 May 2004, 03:07 PM
Face it, we may not have all those foreign immigrants
You got just as many as Arsenal - and um, so what anyway?
Nothing, you couldn't beat us this season and that's all that matters.
Well thats just stupid - cos the same is true in reverse. Didnt we draw both out games? Feel free to corect me if im wrong on that one...
you only come with blind support and arrogance that makes people want to shoot your damn head off.
Oh the irony
mixmastermatt
26 May 2004, 05:02 PM
its cool dave m, wassup?
i think the guy realised he looked like a plonker so he buggered off!
mixmastermatt
26 May 2004, 05:27 PM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2004/05/19/newhorse.jpg
another quality poster from the guardian