Kenny-isms

[J-Rod]

Let’s face it; co-host Kenny Hassan has a unique way with the English language. :-)

Some of it is intentional and some of it unintentional. If you participate in hundreds of hours of live radio a few bits of mangled syntax will show up. My favorite intentional Kenny-ism is the new name for the US centerback - Carlos Bocajuniors.

Anyone else have any memorable Kenny-isms, particularly the unintentional ones?

[WoodyinCU]

lol! Brilliant topic. I'll have to put my brain to some of these when I have some free time. Of course by then I'm sure all the best ones will be gone...

[Delle Alpi]

I crack up every time he says Carlos Bocajuniors but another one of my favorites and I really can't remember how he says it so I hope someone can help me out is when he refers to Tom Cruise. He has a long name for him and it just kills me every time he says it.

[Abebe]

Supah Dupah and other mutterings in German..

Shnice..(I think he is saying nice) in a german accent?

[KyleP]

Ji-Sung Kuyt or Kuyt Ji-Sung, whichever way around he says it, it still cracks me up.

[Mijorho]

Whenever Kenny puts on the thick British accent, anything he says is brilliant. One of my favorites, his depiction of a Brit on vacation:
"I want the Sun, the Star, fish and chips, two pints, twice":D

[GregX]

Biscuits.

[Abebe]

Supah Dupah and other mutterings in German..

Shnice..(I think he is saying nice) in a german accent?

Maybe he is saying She nice.

[SpectacularAction007]

Top 10 Kenny-isms

10. Atheon dash 9 Omega Spector Level 5 (how he refers to Tom Cruise)
9. Supa Doopa Schweinsenstooka
8. But he's in Canada, they don't know what they're talking aboot.
7. GORGEOUS!!!
6. Up the Arse!
5. Carlos Boca Juniors
4. Sponsored by (whatever the offense is).com
3. Ji-Sung Kuyt
2. Dimitar Dimitar BERBATOV
1. Any time Kenny turns on the London/cockney accent, it's pure Gold.

Honorable Mentions:

His McCarthy impression.
Any time he wants to rant about John Terry
Liverpool: Scotland's gift to English football. You're welcome.

[J-Rod]

Thanks for tweeking my memory.
I think my top 3 are:

- Supa Dupa Schwan...
- Ji-Sung Kuyt
- Liverpool: Scotland's gift to English football. You're welcome.

[GregX]

I can't remember the context but he was impersonating someone from Little Britain or something and talking about Mrs. so-and-such providing "tea cakes with f-in vindaloo sauce" I laugh every time I think about it.

[Dirt McGirt]

Making fun of American broadcasters "and the ball is put into the offensive sector!" ha ha I love that line.

[fútbolfan2003]

The "Up the Arse!" and "Berbatov!" I find a bit annoying but he is occasionally funny.

i.e. "There's only two things that smell like fish, and one of them is fish" lol.

[Delle Alpi]

Calling his rental car a Chevy Bailout is pretty funny to.

[Abebe]

Fiat = Fix it again Toni

[saabrian]

Seattle's Nate "Yak-wah"

[SupaDupaShwanzenstuk]

See above.

[AZSoccerpop]

We Dun't DOOO liver ona Pitza!!

[Tony M]

"I'll kick your f****n 'ed in if you don't play well."

There were lots of great Kenny-isms. I have to agree with the other posters that any time he does a Cockney accent it's amazingly funny.

I'll really miss the show.

[Abebe]

His passionate defense of Scottish football. Gave me a little insight into the Scot character towards their home nation, and Steven's dismissal of it was pretty funny.