Goodbye Leeds

[phishy]

goodbye?? they are still going to be a football club.. ffs...

[the_baron]

Once Leeds get rid of the dead wood and recover the money, they'll be back. All teams go through a rough period. United are going through one now.

[Joe E]

How's this for a rather more creative response to Leeds' relegation from across the Pennines?

To the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy
Leeds in a landslide
No escape from reality
Batter your wife
Shag sheep and cry and weeeeep
You're just a poor club, you've got no sympathy
Because you're easy come, easy go,
Flying high, now you're low
Leeds are going under, doesn't really matter to me,
To me...

Ridsdale, you've killed the club,
Put a goldfish on your desk,
Spent too much, but now he's dead,
Ridsdale, life had just begun,
But now you've gone and thrown it all away
Leeds Scum, ooooooh,
Makes me laugh to see you cry
If your team has gone bust this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, cos nothing really matters

Too late, their time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine
Can't stop laughing all the time,
Goodbye Leeds United - you've got to go
Gotta leave the premier league and face the truth
Leeds Scum ooo
I want to see you cry,
I bet that little lad on TV wishes he'd never been born at all

I see a little shadow of a team,
Your skint, your skint, your club is going under
Smithy to Man United - very very frightening me

Peter Ridsdale, Peter Ridsdale
Peter Ridsdale, Peter Ridsdale
Peter Ridsdale, magnifico-oh oh oh oh oh

You're just a poor club and nobody loves you
Your grandad is your father, keep it in the family
Spending your cash on some monstrosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go-

Seth Johnson! No, we will not let you go, let him go
Seth Johnson! We will not let you go, let him go
Seth Johnson! We will not let you go, let me go
Will not let you go, let me go
Will not let you go, let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Thanks for Harry, Thanks For Harry, Thanks for Harry,
He's a god,
Fowler's a sheep sh*gger for £13 mil, £13 mil, £13 mil...

So you think its funny to sing songs when people die
So you think we'll all miss you because you cried
Oh Leeds scum you make me split my sides
Leeds scum - Just going down -
Just going right outta here
Leeds are going under
Anyone can see,
Leeds are going under, and I think it's really Funneeee!

someone get the nobel prize for literature people on the line right now.

[The Double]

and your father is a C-U-N-T for busting that Nut in yours moms ********** instead of her mouth or on the floor. your a waste of life. now be a B-I-T-C-H and ban me........ADIOS

I can't ban you. And even if I could, I wouldn't. Theres just something about everybody on this forum banding together to fight one cause.

As for the Leeds edition of Bohemian Rhapsody, my god. Genius.

[Northside Rovers]

You reap what you sow, and Leeds got theirs.

When O'Leary got sacked, I thought that was unnecessary.

How Peter Ridsdale got another job in this sport, I'll never know. I wouldn't hire him to do anything other than sack my groceries.

But all I know is "QPR v Leeds United" next season and that sounds cool.

The Leeds lesson is "Money can't buy you everything" or "be careful what you wish for" or maybe something in between.

Either way - I am glad to see Leeds in DIV 1.

[Coach_McGuirk]

When O'Leary got sacked, I thought that was unnecessary.

My question is how does Kevin Keegan keep getting hired....

[The Double]

You reap what you sow, and Leeds got theirs.

When O'Leary got sacked, I thought that was unnecessary.

How Peter Ridsdale got another job in this sport, I'll never know. I wouldn't hire him to do anything other than sack my groceries.

But all I know is "QPR v Leeds United" next season and that sounds cool.

The Leeds lesson is "Money can't buy you everything" or "be careful what you wish for" or maybe something in between.

Either way - I am glad to see Leeds in DIV 1.

You write a good column.

[doubletrouble]

Doubletrouble... I highly doubt you were 8 in 1989... that would make you 23, and I have never seen anybody over the age fo 15 (16 at a huge stretch) so immature. I would imagine you are about 13

i'm makin' 23 Sept. son and don't worry about my age man .
can't believe you actually went that far 2 find out about me . reading my profile and **********.
i don't care what you or anybody think about me , i keep tellin' y'all i'm not here 2 make friends regardless of what team you support.

[The Double]

Oh don't worry, none of us wanted to make friends with you.