...and then, the Crew bent over for the Revs

[NorthGoalGang]

The league is a fix. Get it though your thick heads, you hard-hat wearing betwetters.

In the 2nd, your ass goes down.

Say it.

[Eric B]

******** PRIDE!

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by Mike Segroves
Gonna use up all your mojo getting the Revs into the playoffs and then get run.

One step at a time. First, we get that "you aren't in the playoffs" smack put away. Then eventually, the "you can't win in the playoffs" goes too. Baby steps. By the time our children are in their golden years, the Revs will finally have it together. If MLS still exists.

[Mr. Oz]

Looks like most clubs will bend over for the Revs. Now its up to the Columbus Gay Crew to bend.

Hell, the Revs are so clueless in how to win the MLS Cup, you could gift wrap it, send it in the mail overnight delivery to Gillette Stadio, and eventually it would get back to you with a "Return to Sender" post.

You load a team with talent and you would expect them to figure out how to win. KC did it. San Ho too. Come on Revs, don't break the trend.

[Chris_Bailey]

Originally posted by Mr. Oz
Looks like most clubs will bend over for the Revs. Now its up to the Columbus Gay Crew to bend.



Does this even deserve a response?















D'oh!

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by Bailey8


Does this even deserve a response?
D'oh!

Well, you responded didn't you?

Things get a little foggy when you realize that you're going to lose.

[Chris_Bailey]

Oh, how the humor is lost on the simple ones....

Revs will be in awe, playing in a full stadium with actual fans on all 4 sides surrounding them.

[Mr. Oz]

Get the vasoline ready Crew. You're about to get gang-banged by bunch of clowns from NE.

Can the Rev break the Hex? The call has been made from up top, it's only a matter of hours before we see the decision.

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by Bailey8
Oh, how the humor is lost on the simple ones....

Revs will be in awe, playing in a full stadium with actual fans on all 4 sides surrounding them.

Watched the match. Sounds like you guys have a bad case of "Soccer Smiles" and "Landon-itis". Go get more screaming girl fans, ya sissies.

Last night was the evidence that Cunningham belongs nowhere near the USMNT. What a choker.

[Chris_Bailey]

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang


Watched the match. Sounds like you guys have a bad case of "Soccer Smiles" and "Landon-itis". Go get more screaming girl fans, ya sissies.



From what I hear, there were alot of newbies at the game. Fine with me, Columbus are churning out more and more soccer fans a day.

So what happened to this bending over the Crew were supposed to do?

All I see is first place in the east...

[Bill Archer]

Ya know, I just love it when some second-rate ********head (a LOT of whom seem to be NE fans - a coincidence? I think not) makes some big-mouth stupidass "We're gonna kick your ass" kind of a post, then has to deal with the fact that he, of course, now looks like the tampon-sucker that he is for beating his chest and acting like a Landon fan.

So then his clever ploy to cover up the fact that he made a complete and public jackass of himself is the old "Well your fans sounded stoopid, heh, heh" post.

Sorry, assjelly; you come on with the mouth, you gotta eat the shit, browneye.

What a flame.

[Wizardscharter]

Originally posted by Bill Archer
Ya know, I just love it when some second-rate ********head (a LOT of whom seem to be NE fans - a coincidence? I think not) makes some big-mouth stupidass "We're gonna kick your ass" kind of a post, then has to deal with the fact that he, of course, now looks like the tampon-sucker that he is for beating his chest and acting like a Landon fan.

So then his clever ploy to cover up the fact that he made a complete and public jackass of himself is the old "Well your fans sounded stoopid, heh, heh" post.

Sorry, assjelly; you come on with the mouth, you gotta eat the shit, browneye.

What a flame.

"Tampon sucker", "stupidass", "assjelly". and "broweye" all in the same post.

Columbus must be very proud of it's public educational system.

[Bill Archer]

Never lived in CBus a day in my life.

You oughtta stick to bitch-slapping over on that other thread, Mango. You're in over your head here.

[Bill Archer]

Originally posted by wizardscharter


"Tampon sucker", "stupidass", "assjelly". and "broweye" all in the same post.



You forgot "********head".

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by Bill Archer
Ya know, I just love it when some second-rate ********head (a LOT of whom seem to be NE fans - a coincidence? I think not) makes some big-mouth stupidass "We're gonna kick your ass" kind of a post, then has to deal with the fact that he, of course, now looks like the tampon-sucker that he is for beating his chest and acting like a Landon fan.

So then his clever ploy to cover up the fact that he made a complete and public jackass of himself is the old "Well your fans sounded stoopid, heh, heh" post.

Sorry, assjelly; you come on with the mouth, you gotta eat the shit, browneye.

What a flame.

I'm sorry, but it was a draw. A draw! Anyone who would start bragging about a draw has a very low sense of self-worth.

And why not predict my club will win? Do you want me to be a whining sack of crap like most other Revs fans? Screw you. I didn't see you on here anywhere talking until after you didn't win. And you brought up the fans thing. I was just pointing out that it sounded like an Olsen Twins workout video in your "full stadium", minus the sound of you beating off. This may be strange to someone who has some sort of long-distance love affair for some team in some godforsaken plot of crap, but if you only sing when you're winning, that makes you a front-running douche drinker of a supporter.

And if FanSmack is lame, GaySmack is just plain weak. Go project your puzzlement on your teetering sexuality with your dog, and eat hot ******** while you're at it, you sack of cow cum.

[Cannonfodder]

And beastiality is the bottom of the barrel....

Hello, Kettle.......this is NorthGoalGang.....You're black!

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by Cannonfodder
And beastiality is the bottom of the barrel....

Hello, Kettle.......this is NorthGoalGang.....You're black!

I call 'em as I see 'em spooge drip. And "kettle/black" smack is the handywork of a twitching, drooling, shit throwing, so stupid they feature you in the WalMart commercials tard. Something more thoughtful could have been brought to the table, like "that basket of failure Crew fans tout as the USMNT savior choked on a fat snausage with the game on the line."

Hope when the TardFarmer in your Special Class wipes your ass today, she leaves you itchy.

[Bill Archer]

Ladies and gentlemen (well, Alberto must sneak in here SOMETIMES, right?) I hereby present the classic, one-size-fits-all NorthGoalGagreflex "I never said what you can go back six or seven posts and read me saying" post.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
Anyone who would start bragging about a draw has a very low sense of self-worth.

So NotGoingtoGag starts a thread out with the sort of thing that NO ONE with any sense does, particularly in MLS, and gives us a bunch of blah about how his team is preparing to "kick your ass".

The game ends in a tie. So someone posts a reply pointing out that he's a jackass.

Rather than simply admitting what we already know, ie that he IS in fact a jackass, he claims someone is BRAGGING about a tie.

And why not predict my club will win?

Here we have what's known in the smack game as "a pitch right down the middle of the plate".

Do you want me to be a whining sack of crap like most other Revs fans?

Here we have classic denial: Revs fans are, as we all know, "sacks of crap". HE is a Revs fan. But he HIMSELF is not a "sack of crap" Apparently they removed all the mirrors from the ward he's in.

Screw you.

Here he is, fantasizing about unrequited love.

I didn't see you on here anywhere talking until after you didn't win.

Right down the line, by the book.

He makes a fool of himself by shooting his facile mouth off, then gets pissed because everyone ELSE didn't arrange to make fools of themselves. Life is SO unfair.

And you brought up the fans thing.

When he says something like this, you =can lay 20 to 1 that HE "brought up the fans thing"

As in this case, it's a sure winner.

I was just pointing out that it sounded like an Olsen Twins workout video in your "full stadium", minus the sound of you beating off.

For some reason, he attests to personal knowledge of what beating off to an Olsen twins video actually sounds like.

You can use your imagination as to HOW he came by this knowledge. I myself would rather not, thanks.

This may be strange to someone who has some sort of long-distance love affair for some team in some godforsaken plot of crap, but if you only sing when you're winning, that makes you a front-running douche drinker of a supporter.

Apparently the mere mention of Kate and Mary-Beth has caused so much blood to rush to his normally pitiful excuse for a member that his brain has succumbed to an oxygen deficit. MIT and Stanford have applied for a grant to conduct a joint three year study on what in the ******** this sentence actually means.

Apparently though, it has something to do with his feeling that more fans should talk a lot of smack when their team has been stocked with every player the league can lay it's hands on and yet stinks like a septic tank in July.

Either that, or he's REALLY thirsty.

And if FanSmack is lame, GaySmack is just plain weak. Go project your puzzlement on your teetering sexuality with your dog, and eat hot ******** while you're at it, you sack of cow cum.

Saves the best for last. Has worked himself into such a frenzy of incoherance that he's talking about eating "hot ********" (mmmmm, may I have seconds on that there hot ********?? Nobody makes it like you, baby), bags of "cow cum" (VERY rare, since cows are, by definition, female), and complaining about GaySmack in the same sentence where he leaps headfirst into BestialitySmack.

Please, children, let this be a warning to you:

This is what happens when you try to play the smack game when you're still in the Teletubbies stage of your development. Your brain simply overloads and you end up babbling incoherant obscenities.

A sad case? Certainly, but somehow, I think he'd want you to learn from his mistakes.

Class dismissed.

[NorthGoalGang]

Bill Archer, ladies and gentleman, with the classic "I Know You Are But What Am I?" Smack.

It's called "irony" douchebag. It's obviously lost on you. Kind of like cognitive abilities, basic bowel functions and gender-specific characteristics. I wasn't the one who came bursting in here like a child with a new Christmas toy screaming "we got a tie! Yay!" I made my prediction. It didn't come to pass. So what? I'm going to say the Revs are going to beat DC Saturday too, since they are worse than you guys and, strangely enough, worse than the Revs. Doubt you'll do the same, but you'll probably come sprinting in here after the match shouting "McBride didn't break his jaw while eating an orange slice at halftime! Yay!"

You guys raise "you only sing when you're winning" to a whole new level.

[Bill Archer]

Oh golly, he certainly came back strong here, didn't he?

What? He didn't?

Well, maybe not, but his punctuation is really first rate.