Lone Star
24 Apr 2004, 04:49 PM
Just posted this on the II.3 Forum, and I figured I'd go ahead and post it here as well. It's rare that I write so many words at one time...........
It's a rainy Saturday afternoon, the wife and daughter are both taking naps, Escape From New York is in the DVD player, the beer's cold........that means only one thing! No, it's not time for 'Over-30 Suburbanites Gone Wild', but a midseason match-by-match report for Panther City FC!!
Week 1
PCFC hosted TiMeWaR to open the season. And stats be damned, at this level I feel I should win every home match. Those are the vital points. After taking a 1-0 lead, things looked good. Then a starting inner mid was red carded. TiMeWaR tied things up 1-1 in the 79th minute, and PCFC lost 2 points at home. This was not the start I had hoped for. HatStats rating: TiMeWaR 117, PCFC 104
Week 2
Hattrick is a funny bird. One usually wins matches they should, and conversely one usually loses matches they should. But sometimes things just go ape poopy. PCFC traveled to Muncher's stadium in Week 2, and got pasted 7-0. Seven to friggin goose egg. Not much to say about it, really. I expected to lose, but keep it at least respectable. I hadn't got stomped like this since I was the resident patsy in the Major League. 1 point in 2 matches, when I had wanted 3 or maybe even 4. HatStats rating: Munchers 120, PCFC 107.
Week 3
Ladies and gentlemen, this was the match I needed to make everything better. PCFC vs Sporting Loxahatchee, in my stadium. I needed a win, I was at home, I had to avoid a horrid start like last season (when I lost my first 3 matches). Well, 3 missed scoring chances later, we were licking our wounds to the tune of a 2-1 loss. These are the matches that piss me off. 66% possession, Utopian vs Outstanding midfield. Other stats be damned, this was an upset. With 3 points lost at home, PCFC only had 1 point after 3 matches and were sitting pretty in 8th place. HatStats rating: PCFC 121, Sporting Loxahatchee 109.
Week 4
Wasn’t sure what to expect when I traveled to take on Club Horsemen. Talk about a stellar matchup, #7 hosting #8 in the league. PCFC was able to get in the win column with this one, though, to the tune of a 5-0 victory. This was a very early pivotal match, had I lost then the season would’ve basically been over. Instead I was catapulted from 8th into 6th place, and still had a pulse. I also had to set up a MASH unit to handle all the injuries I was suffering. HatStats rating: PCFC 112, Club Horsemen 87
Week 5
Game 1 of a 2 game home stand, nothing less then 6 points would be accepted. PCFC vs crunchers. A nailbiter early on, the goals finally came right as the first half was drawing to an end. The 4-0 victory was a relief, especially since I was missing two starters and a top backup due to injury. I was now sitting in 4th place, but the most important home match was only 7 days away. HatStats rating: PCFC 112, crunchers 104
Week 6
PCFC vs Siena AC, who just happened to be the undefeated #1 club in the series. Oddly enough, only 71,000 fans came out for the match…….what does it take to get a sellout in this world????? I needed this one, I mean really needed it. You just can’t keep above the fray if you continue to piss away home points. Hmmm, maybe I should get that statement tattooed somewhere. Form was in good shape, I’d been PICing cup matches like I should, I was unveiling my new Danish striker…….and I pulled it off. With the ‘tighter then I was hoping for’ 2-0 victory, PCFC moved to a 4-way tie for 2nd place, and gained 3 points on the leader. HatStats rating: PCFC 129, Siena AC 120
Week 7
Karma, man……karma. Ohhhh, I get it. Sorry, channeling The Simpsons there for a moment. PCFC vs Street Walkers, the match I threw to the wolves in order to beat Siena AC. A loss to be sure, but hopefully not on the scale of the 7-0 shellacking I received earlier in Week 2. Then something funny happened……the HT Gods gave me a gift in return for losing some matches that maybe I should’ve won. I defeated Street Walkers 4-1. Although the stats were close, these are the matches where I take the points and keep my mouth shut about it. The win pushed me into the lone #2 spot in the series at midseason, 5 points behind Siena AC, and 3 points ahead of the 3 clubs tied for 3rd place. HatStats rating: PCFC 117, Street Walkers 116
Man, what a whirlwind. In typical Hattrick fashion I won some matches I should’ve lost, I lost some matches I thought I should’ve won, and my notoriously overachieving team managed to fight their way back into things. Let’s hope the 2nd half of the season works out for me as well. I don’t have ambitions to win the series so much as I want to finish above the playoff/relegation line.
Good luck to everyone.
Panther City FC
II.3 - USA
It's a rainy Saturday afternoon, the wife and daughter are both taking naps, Escape From New York is in the DVD player, the beer's cold........that means only one thing! No, it's not time for 'Over-30 Suburbanites Gone Wild', but a midseason match-by-match report for Panther City FC!!
Week 1
PCFC hosted TiMeWaR to open the season. And stats be damned, at this level I feel I should win every home match. Those are the vital points. After taking a 1-0 lead, things looked good. Then a starting inner mid was red carded. TiMeWaR tied things up 1-1 in the 79th minute, and PCFC lost 2 points at home. This was not the start I had hoped for. HatStats rating: TiMeWaR 117, PCFC 104
Week 2
Hattrick is a funny bird. One usually wins matches they should, and conversely one usually loses matches they should. But sometimes things just go ape poopy. PCFC traveled to Muncher's stadium in Week 2, and got pasted 7-0. Seven to friggin goose egg. Not much to say about it, really. I expected to lose, but keep it at least respectable. I hadn't got stomped like this since I was the resident patsy in the Major League. 1 point in 2 matches, when I had wanted 3 or maybe even 4. HatStats rating: Munchers 120, PCFC 107.
Week 3
Ladies and gentlemen, this was the match I needed to make everything better. PCFC vs Sporting Loxahatchee, in my stadium. I needed a win, I was at home, I had to avoid a horrid start like last season (when I lost my first 3 matches). Well, 3 missed scoring chances later, we were licking our wounds to the tune of a 2-1 loss. These are the matches that piss me off. 66% possession, Utopian vs Outstanding midfield. Other stats be damned, this was an upset. With 3 points lost at home, PCFC only had 1 point after 3 matches and were sitting pretty in 8th place. HatStats rating: PCFC 121, Sporting Loxahatchee 109.
Week 4
Wasn’t sure what to expect when I traveled to take on Club Horsemen. Talk about a stellar matchup, #7 hosting #8 in the league. PCFC was able to get in the win column with this one, though, to the tune of a 5-0 victory. This was a very early pivotal match, had I lost then the season would’ve basically been over. Instead I was catapulted from 8th into 6th place, and still had a pulse. I also had to set up a MASH unit to handle all the injuries I was suffering. HatStats rating: PCFC 112, Club Horsemen 87
Week 5
Game 1 of a 2 game home stand, nothing less then 6 points would be accepted. PCFC vs crunchers. A nailbiter early on, the goals finally came right as the first half was drawing to an end. The 4-0 victory was a relief, especially since I was missing two starters and a top backup due to injury. I was now sitting in 4th place, but the most important home match was only 7 days away. HatStats rating: PCFC 112, crunchers 104
Week 6
PCFC vs Siena AC, who just happened to be the undefeated #1 club in the series. Oddly enough, only 71,000 fans came out for the match…….what does it take to get a sellout in this world????? I needed this one, I mean really needed it. You just can’t keep above the fray if you continue to piss away home points. Hmmm, maybe I should get that statement tattooed somewhere. Form was in good shape, I’d been PICing cup matches like I should, I was unveiling my new Danish striker…….and I pulled it off. With the ‘tighter then I was hoping for’ 2-0 victory, PCFC moved to a 4-way tie for 2nd place, and gained 3 points on the leader. HatStats rating: PCFC 129, Siena AC 120
Week 7
Karma, man……karma. Ohhhh, I get it. Sorry, channeling The Simpsons there for a moment. PCFC vs Street Walkers, the match I threw to the wolves in order to beat Siena AC. A loss to be sure, but hopefully not on the scale of the 7-0 shellacking I received earlier in Week 2. Then something funny happened……the HT Gods gave me a gift in return for losing some matches that maybe I should’ve won. I defeated Street Walkers 4-1. Although the stats were close, these are the matches where I take the points and keep my mouth shut about it. The win pushed me into the lone #2 spot in the series at midseason, 5 points behind Siena AC, and 3 points ahead of the 3 clubs tied for 3rd place. HatStats rating: PCFC 117, Street Walkers 116
Man, what a whirlwind. In typical Hattrick fashion I won some matches I should’ve lost, I lost some matches I thought I should’ve won, and my notoriously overachieving team managed to fight their way back into things. Let’s hope the 2nd half of the season works out for me as well. I don’t have ambitions to win the series so much as I want to finish above the playoff/relegation line.
Good luck to everyone.
Panther City FC
II.3 - USA