Michael Jackson v. David Beckham

[Jeff L]

With all the press attention about David Beckham "playing away" whilst in Madrid, and with Michael Jackson about to appear in Court, allegations are circulating that whilst DB23 was in Madrid, MJ was having an affair with Victoria Beckham in London. MJ vigorously denies this, coming up with an alibi that he was "in Brooklyn" at the time!!!

[runes777]

With all the press attention about David Beckham "playing away" whilst in Madrid, and with Michael Jackson about to appear in Court, allegations are circulating that whilst DB23 was in Madrid, MJ was having an affair with Victoria Beckham in London. MJ vigorously denies this, coming up with an alibi that he was "in Brooklyn" at the time!!!


ba-dum ching!!!!! good one!!!!!

[Gunner Phan]

I think I am sick to my stomach as I picture Mikey and Victoria...yeesh!

gp

[juice013]

Gross...and funny. hahaha good one Jeff.

[dbergkamp10du]

When is it bed time at the Jackson household?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did MJ call Boyz II Men?
He thought it was a deliver service!

Why did MJ go to K-MART?
Cause he saw a sign that said "Boys pants, Half off"

Have you heard about MJ's New Book?
It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"

What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and
the other you carry your groceries in!

What did the man on the beach say to MJ?
Get out of my sun!

[Motterman]

What does Michael Jackson like better than twenty-six year olds?

Twenty-one six year olds.

Why did Michael Jackson dangle the baby over the ledge at that hotel?

To shake out the evidence.

I'll get me coat.... :D

[dbergkamp10du]

It's nice to see that Arsenal and ManU fans can break down the barriers of football with some good pedo jokes.

[phishy]

some good pedo jokes.

didnt know there was such a thing~

[Bluto11]

why does MJ like showering with 12 year old boys?


so he can slick their hair back so they look 8.