View Full Version : BS Cup Smack thread
Helghallen
21 Apr 2004, 01:05 PM
Lets see. I'm playing DC Untied. I will leave them in knots as my midfield runs through them. The Thunder Dome will be rocking and Untied will be left deafened and wondering why they bothered to make the trip. But no monkey poop...This time!!! :D
ArsenalTexan3
21 Apr 2004, 04:30 PM
I'm going to feed my Kilted sharks some hawks from the river. My near Euro squad are going to make it happen. If worse comes to worse, the Kilted Kinights will flash them down!
kuhnscoot
21 Apr 2004, 05:39 PM
well umm, since I don't have a BS Cup match this week, I'm still going to tar and feather the Chicago Ducks tonight. :)
kopiteinkc
21 Apr 2004, 10:16 PM
In a battle of poor midfields I won 3-1 against Panatha
Deuteriumoxide
21 Apr 2004, 11:09 PM
I have no smack to talk... I have lost four or group games in a row... sadly, my scrubs are nowhere near as compentant as y'alls. :D
kuhnscoot
22 Apr 2004, 05:35 AM
I'm gonna get the smack this week going early ;) Mark, your motto is "You'll Never Walk Alone," I have another line to add to that, "You'll just walk ackwardly after the pounding the Rangers give you." :)
kopiteinkc
22 Apr 2004, 09:03 AM
Mark, your motto is "You'll Never Walk Alone," I have another line to add to that, "You'll just walk ackwardly after the pounding the Rangers give you." :)
You know, smack is so much better when you spell it correctly! :D
phillips10
22 Apr 2004, 10:06 AM
I'm going to feed my Kilted sharks some hawks from the river. My near Euro squad are going to make it happen. If worse comes to worse, the Kilted Kinights will flash them down!
shark meat for lunch!...
got the best of you 3-2, funny it looked like both of us tried out new formations....surprised I came back to win after a guy got red carded.
bring on group leaders dynamo next week...
Helghallen
22 Apr 2004, 10:44 AM
shark meat for lunch!...
got the best of you 3-2, funny it looked like both of us tried out new formations....surprised I came back to win after a guy got red carded.
bring on group leaders dynamo next week...
That was a great win. I really enjoyed watching it. And you and DRK play again next week. Schedule reverses for us. I play Untied once more.
kuhnscoot
22 Apr 2004, 04:59 PM
You know, smack is so much better when you spell it correctly! :D
Yeah, Yeah, spelling was never my strong point, I was more into other things.
kopiteinkc
22 Apr 2004, 05:40 PM
Yeah, Yeah, spelling was never my strong point, I was more into other things.
I heard that you were "more into other things", but you can get arrested for it you know! :D
kopiteinkc
22 Apr 2004, 06:38 PM
So I drove through Raytown today ...
You have to drive through Raytown, you don't stop, just drive through. Quickly.
Raytown is the home of kuhnscoot's Raytown Rangers. Or should I say former home.
After all he has absconded to England for the season and is unlikely to be seen on these shores again.
Not too surprising when you consider the highlights Raytown has to offer you in life and the amount of money kuhnscoot owes the Raytown Rangers board.
One "lady of the night" on the street corner in Raytown offered me her services, but I didn't think kuhnscoot's mom needed the money, so I drove on by.
The Tommies plan to fly in by helicopter and land in the middle of the pitch and play the match with out setting foot in Raytown itself. Too much chance of pestilence, disease and infection for my premier squad.
We expect a rambunctious crowd of 321 half in bred neanderthals to greet us and while they are grunting and trying to form words we will be smashing in goal after goal in our total futbol flowing style that will have the whole world drooling at its supreme excellence.
Then we'll leave and let the Rangers go back to kicking their wives and trying to evolve into a sub human species.
Oh and don't bother with the welcome mat, we don't want small pox, thanks!
;)
Helghallen
22 Apr 2004, 08:11 PM
Holy crap that was rough! Okay, KS, you're up. :D
kuhnscoot
23 Apr 2004, 05:35 PM
First off Mark, tell your wife and mom that they are not high enough class to work in Raytown, so they can stop sending their applications in to the pimps around the city. Just a message they wanted me to pass on. Raytown's "finest" are some of the finest in the area, tell your wife, that Olathe hires the easiest and loosest women in the metro area.
Why would anyone want to come to Kansas? Flat fields of nothing on end, fields of wheat and corn, plus the smell of the state just makes you dry heave. Then you have the wonderful sports teams of... oh wait they have none.
Then there is the whole part that the KC, Kansas area is so dependent on Missouri, they accept everything in the KC area as their own as well.
Let us also remember the highlights of the Kansas side of the metro... there's the speedway, an area for the NASCAR hicks of the Kansas area to watch cars making a bunch of left hand turns. By having the drivers just make left hand turns, the Kansasans can be enterianed for hours just watching the drivers go in circle. Mark, remember, don't insult all the other hicks, you are all family remember that.
Then we have the wonderful Scouser Tommies aka the liverpool wannabes. I mean you pick one team to emulate, and you pick a team with a team with no creative play, a monagomous style of play, give the ball to Owen. Gerrard needs to get off that team before it drags his career through the gutter, which it is probably too late for.
Those rambunctious fans by the way, at least support the team through everything and are much less fickle then The Famous Kopites, who I believe are too afraid to come to the game this week out of fear that the Tommies will show so poorly that they will not be able to show their faces for a month. They feel that not showing up will save them face against their co-workers who are Ranger fans.
I would also believe that the Kopites are afraid of the very famous 82 Crew, the Rangers supporters, which are as notoriously known as the Milwall supporters.
Rangers fans have been assured that the team will charter a bus with armed police escort for the 82 Crew and other supporters to make it to the return leg at the Cauldron. This is to ensure that the they do not suffer discrimination by the Kansas police, who discriminate against people from the other side of the state line. It is also to avoid Ranger fans from coming in contact with the sickly and mentally disturbed citizens of the state. Signs of this sickness and mental disturbness are overconfident and cockiness.
The Rangers will also break team custom and not join the opposing team at a pub after a game, this is to avoid any undo humiliation due to the Tommies.
(Wow this was a pretty poor response, but that was truely a work Mark, I tip my hat)
kopiteinkc
23 Apr 2004, 06:17 PM
(Wow this was a pretty poor response, but that was truely a work Mark, I tip my hat)
Ha ha. Funny stuff.
For a Missourian!! ;)
Helghallen
24 Apr 2004, 03:49 PM
Greatscott! the exclamation not the BS poster/hattrick user. How can you possibly consider yourself a part of BS if you never post here. It's almost pointless to smack him around, even if he were here. GS must be barely literate, he can't even write well: Untied? No, its United. I'll try to keep this simple for you: Untied will fall harder than the crackheads in DC during a drug bust. I just hope when he foul my players we don't fall on any discarded needles. And let's hope Untied doesn't let his players live up to the "Murder Capital of the US" moniker. Oh, sorry, don't want to confuse you. Moniker=nickname.
And for that matter, let's hope all his players can make it to the game. He's already got such a depleted lineup of player. I know rec league teams who have more players. Hey buddy, spend some cash and pick up some weak players to fill roster spots. And that is really appropriate for you as well, cause that is what you are, weak.
And finally, the Adu avatar. It's no wonder Freddy has only scored one goal so far. Being associated with you and Untied has probably jinxed him.
GO DYNAMO :D
Helghallen
28 Apr 2004, 08:48 AM
Bump. With games tonight, there should be some friendly banter, wouldn't you think?
ArsenalTexan3
28 Apr 2004, 01:19 PM
Watching the riverhawks is not worth my time. Instead I am off to the USA/Mexico game where there will be fun.
phillips10
28 Apr 2004, 01:24 PM
Watching the riverhawks is not worth my time. Instead I am off to the USA/Mexico game where there will be fun.
haha, yes a little more heat between the US and mexico than our friendly, enjoy the game. glad we dont have to talk smack then, cause nothing I can write could compare with helghallen's rant from last wk...
kuhnscoot
28 Apr 2004, 01:51 PM
haha, yes a little more heat between the US and mexico than our friendly, enjoy the game. glad we dont have to talk smack then, cause nothing I can write could compare with helghallen's rant from last wk...
Helghallen's??? What about the smack Mark laid on me???
Speaking of which...Mark I don't know how your wife got a hold of me over here, but she CAN NOT work Raytown, I wam really sorry, but she's not that good.
PS The Rangers have decided that all Scouser fans are to be lined up right outside the stadium and each go through a metal detector. We don't need any violence from some drunk Scouser fans (read idiots) with weapons at the game tonight.