BS Cup Smack thread

[kopiteinkc]

Actually it is short for Panathinaikos. (a Greek club)

FOR CHRISSAKES, JUST RUB IT IN. LAUGH IT UP THAT I AM A DIVISION 6 TEAM AND PLAYING YOU. NO WORRIES, JUST MAKE SURE YOU BRING YOUR GAME SO MY DEN CAN SELL OUT AND I CAN MAKE SOME MONEY TO BUY SOME WONDERFUL PLAYERS AND DEFEAT YOU NEXT SEASON IN BS CUP WHEN I HAVE MY DIVISION 6 TEAM READY TO RIP HEADS OFF.

THAT'S ALL.

Damn, quit shouting!

Oh so you are named after a Greek team. I have even seen Panathinaikos' stadium.

I used it as a bathroom. But nobody noticed the difference cos it was already full of crap!

I can't wait to win and face the mighty Dynamo KC in the next round. That will be force me to unload some serious smack! :D

[AAGunner3]

When are you going to dump that fake accent. Nobody's buying it anymore. ;)

[kopiteinkc]

When are you going to dump that fake accent. Nobody's buying it anymore. ;)

"you talking to me" :D

[kuhnscoot]

I can't wait to win and face the mighty Dynamo KC in the next round. That will be force me to unload some serious smack! :D


What like the Johnson County smack you changed to Raytown smack when you played me? Is that your seious smack???

[kopiteinkc]

What like the Johnson County smack you changed to Raytown smack when you played me? Is that your seious smack???

Scoreboard ...

Ok, I am trying to avoid the temptation to use spelling smack. But it is hard to take you seriously when your spelling is so bad.

Would you like me to go back and dig up the posts, where you admit I outdid you on the smack war? Didn't think so.

Would you like me to post the match report from our game? I didn't think so.

Two words for you Gaytown boy: Eight - one ;)

[AAGunner3]

Please, no injuries tonight. I've sent a M.A.S.H. unit with my team tonight. Make that a unit of Sour M.A.S.H. :)

I really don't care if I win tonight. I just want my boys healthy!

[kuhnscoot]

Well, Davesucks is down two goals on agg. going into the second leg, he couldn't manage a goal in the game either, so a 3-1 lose by me will still put me through. It won't matter though, I will walk into the swamp that is jersey, and into the Sellout (Snapple) Stadium, and will walk out heading into the semi's to face either Mongrel or DC

[Helghallen]

Hey Mark, ever wonder why it takes long to leave Kansas than it does going to Kansas?




















Because Kansas sucks.

:D

Salvo 1 across the bow next one will be up it (name that movie)

[kopiteinkc]

Hey Mark, ever wonder why it takes long to leave Kansas than it does going to Kansas?


Because Kansas sucks.

:D

Salvo 1 across the bow next one will be up it (name that movie)

Kansas smack, hmmmm, orginal. NOT!

Let's see, I AM NOT FROM KANSAS!

What we can say about our little friends from Missouri, Crynamo KC???

Their owner is a wannabee day trader and won't admit it, and yet he's a member of the DT Federation!!!!

It's owners like this that are ruining hattrick, ban daytraders!

This match will be so one-sided that the Crynamo pitch will tip like the Titanic. That's if you can see the pitch underneath the heroine needles and broken glass that is!

As for the Crynamo players, who are these ass-tacular set of inbreds? They're so ugly and deformed they make Quasimodo look like a GQ model for chrissake!

I'll try not to run up the score, but as your team can't count past two it wouldn't matter anyway.

Let's get this party started, you r team is going down like a cheap hooker on a priest buggering a choir boy. It's gonna be messy, it's gonna be bloody and it's gonna be over real quick.

[kuhnscoot]

I was waiting all day for your smack mark :)

[Helghallen]

I told you the first salvo was across the bow and the second would be up it, but I imagine that would actually be something you like, taking it up the bow.

I know, I know,you are from England. I guess the Kansas jokes were actually a compliment. And that's rich calling us inbreds. Have you ever taken a close look at your countrymen. Bunch of crooked-toothed mouth breathers. Has England ever had a dentist in country longer than it takes them to take one look at your countrymen's pieholes and run screaming?

And you don't seem to mind the DT info I provide. I am proud to be in the DTF, I make the Hattrick economy move baby.

Scuzzy Tommies may be think they are hot sh!t in series IV, but for all that they still lost to a team they certainly thought they should have beat and proceeded to choke away the win.

It's no wonder his team is always talking about buggery, its the only time they get a piece of anything. And of course they have to pay for it. Would you really want these malformed beasts?

And yeah, the match will be one-sided, but not in the way you think. The Dynamo will make short work of those million dollar defenders. There's a reason I signed that little Spanish striker, I had a rematch with scuzzies in mind. And he's looking to add a few notches to his cleats.

[kopiteinkc]

Nice response Chris, "Scuzzy" --- oohhh that hurt, it's so relevant and witty with no meaning whatsoever!

In the meantime my team is watching comedy videos of your so called superstar Michael Killand and they just can't stop laughing. Why does he have two left feet and wear women's underwear anyway??

I see your motivational technique of using the riding crop of Madam Victoria is wearing off. Madam Victoria's threatening behaviour is nothing more than I would expect from a Nazi run organization like yours. Do you remember who won the war? Get back in your bunker with your gun and end it like your hero Adolf!

As for Madam Victoria she is getting to be quite the overweight biznatch isn't she!

Here's a song my team put together for you about her "weight" problems:

Your Madam's SO FAT her school photograph was an aerial shot.

Your Madam's SO DUMB she tries to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Your Madam's SO FAT after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on her.

Your Madam's SO FAT at the table she sits next to everyone.

Your Madam's SO FAT her ass has its own congressman.

Your Madam's SO FAT her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Your Madam's SO FAT her belt size is "equator".

Your Madam's SO FAT her blood type is Ragu.

Your Madam's SO FAT her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Your Madam's SO FAT her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Your Madam's SO FAT her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"

Your Madam's SO FAT I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Your Madam's SO FAT I have to take a holiday to walk around her.

Your Madam's SO FAT if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Your Madam's SO FAT I was lying on the beach when she walked by and I thought we had an eclipse.

Your Madam's SO FAT Dynamo KC players jog around her for exercise.

Your Madam's SO FAT she scrubs her ass with a tree

Your Madam's SO FAT she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your Madam's SO FAT she caught that flesh-eating virus and was given 10 years to live.

Your Madam's SO FAT she could sell shade.

Your Madam's SO FAT she fills up the bath tub then turns on the water.

Your Madam's SO FAT she gets runs in her jeans.

Your Madam's SO FAT she had to get her ears pierced so we could see the TV.

Your Madam's SO FAT she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Your Madam's SO FAT she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Your Madam's SO FAT she jumped into the air she got stuck

Your Madam's SO FAT she makes free willy look like a tik-tak

Your Madam's SO FAT she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

[Deuteriumoxide]

Kopite is the only person in the whole world who simultaneously raises the average IQ of Kansas and Lowers the average IQ of Missouri when he travels east.



:D


(Bored)

[kopiteinkc]

Kopite is the only person in the whole world who simultaneously raises the average IQ of Kansas and Lowers the average IQ of Missouri when he travels east.
:D



If you want weak smack head to Alabama.

I wanna know where Chris is hiding? After smacking him so hard is he too afraid to respond?

Taunt, taunt, taunt, come on whatcha got boy, taunt, taunt, taunt!

[Helghallen]

Sorry for the late reply, I was having to console Madam Victoria. Course she felt better once I explained that all of Mark's smack isn't even original. Come on, stealing from the In Living Color website. At least my smack is original. And your mama jokes? Seriously, those went out with the 80s.

Scuzzy not meaningful? As the Education Director of a fine government institution (or maybe that is the problem with the state of education in this country) you should know that scuzzy means dirty, filthy, and trashy. All attributes that are very appropriate in describing your so-called team.

And really, the game had to be played at my arena. My players refuse to cross the state line. They are afraid of the battery chuckers that inhabit your stands. And don't you think the spiked broads are inapproriate for a soccer game? Renting prostitutes to fill the stands is wrong, but then again, there are more per capita in your neck of the woods than paying customers so I guess they have to earn money other places.

And we are going to be settling this on the pitch, and the Dynamo will be victorious. And a word of advice, keep Gunnar off the field. I have been stockpiling infamous and unstable players just to field for this game and that doesn't even include the bounty I have placed on Gunnar and Klaas's heads. 20K for every week of injury. I don't care if this bankrupts me. They come onto the pitch and that will be all she wrote. :D

[kopiteinkc]

I guess that passes for smack in your neck of the woods, yawn.

Well Mr Daytrader (check out his recent transfer history for proof), tonight will be a sorry end to your Big Soccer Cup Run.

It will end in tears my friend. Don't worry about "Gunnar" he will be warming the bench. I don't need him to beat up on your inbred reprobates.

My back ups are lame and they are still gonna wipe their arses with you.

More smack to come .. but some of us have work to do you slacker ...

[Helghallen]

For someone who says he is not from Kansas....you seem awfully concerned about those of us in Missouri. Must be that inferiority complex all you SquawkHawks have.

And your obsession with arses. Seriously, you should have considered a career in proctology.

As for wiping the floor with me using your backups...I have two words for you


























SELMA SUMORATS
and that was with your starters.


And even better than smack...let me win or I'll leave you in columbus this weekend :D

[kopiteinkc]

Playing the Sumo card huh? That’s it, that’s all you got?

Come on you can do better than that. Didn’t they teach you any long words in school in Ray ”no-teeth” more?

My boys are coming in to grind your team into dust. They’re gonna need body bags to carry your players off the rat infested hole of a pitch you play on. My team has orders to stomp you like a little bug, squish you like a fly!

Your daytrading friends can’t help you with this one. While you are browsing the transfer market for the latest way to rip off a newbie my players have been training and preparing to crush your players spines.

No prisoners in this game, just blood pouring from your player’s wounds. Death and destruction will be unleashed on the crappy Crynamo.

I checked your ratings they read as follows:

Goalie: A one arm goalie leads to a wretched rating. The one arm he does have is used to spank his monkey if ya know what I mean
Defenders: Sucks ass
Midfield: AWOL, like your buddy GW Bush in Vietnam!
Forwards: Like one of your German tanks in the war, in reverse and surrendering leads to horrible rating
Coach: Beaten often by his wife means he is wipped and he is also without a laptop this leads to a disastrous rating
GM: Too busy daytrading and selling Rush tickets leads to a incompetent rating

Why bother showing up, play your 11 daytraded players, train stamina and make your money your mercenary republican you!!

[Helghallen]

Sumo card: That’s all I really need to say, but since you insist. You should be really familiar with the “sumo” card. Looked in the mirror lately? The Yokozuna are trembling. To say nothing of the airplane that is to attempt to carry you over the Atlantic next week.



In fact, you should change your team name to Scouser Sumoguts or maybe the Scouser Beer Bellies.

[kopiteinkc]

Sumo card: That’s all I really need to say, but since you insist. You should be really familiar with the “sumo” card. Looked in the mirror lately? The Yokozuna are trembling. To say nothing of the airplane that is to attempt to carry you over the Atlantic next week.



In fact, you should change your team name to Scouser Sumoguts or maybe the Scouser Beer Bellies.

Pot. Kettle. Black.