BS Cup Smack thread

[Helghallen]

Helghallen's??? What about the smack Mark laid on me???

That was pretty harsh. But to be fair, he is just regurgitating johnson county smack that people are laying on him and calling it Raytown smack :D

I guess the last rant scared off ol' GreatScott. Must not really be that great. (Oooh, that was lame smack)

I keep asking myself, what is the point of trashing Unwashed….err Untied. They aren’t even here to see how pathetic they really are. But, that is appropriate, since they are nothing but a speed bump on the way to clinching Group A tonight.

Sadly, no hazmat suits are available for the Dynamites who wanted to make the trip. They refuse to visit the trash heap that is Northside Krap, I mean Park without them. And frankly as owner, this is gonna be a real expensive trip. I’m having to shell out hazard pay for all my players, they would not make the trip without being paid double normal wages. And never mind the decontamination showers I am having to rent to keep my players disease-free.

GO DYNAMO :D

[kuhnscoot]

bumping this up to hype this weeks cup matches, I won't say a word after the ass kicking my team was handed last week, but I figure Mark would want to blast me one more time, although he doesn't have constant internet access at the moment. Maybe Mongrel or Daverules want to brag about finishing off Flatirons and Heavy Water in group B, just givin it a bump.

[kopiteinkc]

I just got my Internet connection at home back today. But no smack is necessary is it?

I mean I could play a 0-0-10 and still win over your bunch of crap team!! ;)

[kuhnscoot]

Bump

With the knockout round going on, it's time to bump this back to the first page so that people can talk smack.

Daverules? What kind of team name is that? I mean it sounds like he is full of himself or something.
After I get done with him, he'll need to change his name to Davesucks. :)

[MLS SupaStr3]

Bump

With the knockout round going on, it's time to bump this back to the first page so that people can talk smack.

Daverules? What kind of team name is that? I mean it sounds like he is full of himself or something.
After I get done with him, he'll need to change his name to Davesucks. :)


well lets see what we got here. Raytown Rangers 82, an army guy eh? 4 words: soap on a rope.

When the team walked into the stadium the first time, one thing that surprised and scared us was a video they were selling. It was Gaytown Rangers 69: Life as a Raytown Ranger.

(dont care how corny that was, had to say it :D)

[kuhnscoot]

well lets see what we got here. Raytown Rangers 82, an army guy eh? 4 words: soap on a rope.

When the team walked into the stadium the first time, one thing that surprised and scared us was a video they were selling. It was Gaytown Rangers 69: Life as a Raytown Ranger.

(dont care how corny that was, had to say it)

Nice one, lol

I see you're from Jersey, the armpit of the United States, I mean is there anywhere worse in the United States then Jersey???

And a Metrosuck fan. Remind me again when was the last time you guys won anything....


Oh that's right, you HAVEN'T.


(Yes it's just as corny as yours, but that's the fun of this whole thing, cause we know we don't mean it, it's all in good fun:))

PS what's wrong with some bonding between teammates? That's what the Ancient Greeks and Romans did with their armies, maybe it works for sports teams as well.

PPS Really what is up with Daverules FC?? I mean are you really that conseded. ;)

[MLS SupaStr3]

Nice one, lol

I see you're from Jersey, the armpit of the United States, I mean is there anywhere worse in the United States then Jersey???

ok, ill just let that one slide.

And a Metrosuck fan. Remind me again when was the last time you guys won anything....


Oh that's right, you HAVEN'T.

you remember the La Manga Cup don't you? :D



PS what's wrong with some bonding between teammates? That's what the Ancient Greeks and Romans did with their armies, maybe it works for sports teams as well.

Welll if you believe in team sex for your sports clubs, I guess I'll be seeing Mike Piazza on your lineup soon...

PPS Really what is up with Daverules FC?? I mean are you really that conseded.

just wanted to get my name in there, Dave FC would sound a little wierd and i thought Daverules is a funny name.



i'm not feeling too creative right now so i'll be back after my steak ( :D ) dinner for some more smack against Gaytown, the team that encourages banging each other.

[Helghallen]

It really sucks having to drop smack on someone you have already beat down twice. If I really need to repeat the beatdown, I will. Shouldn't be too hard. *yawn*

Hey Phillips10, come join the party, everyone's playing ;)

[phillips10]

It really sucks having to drop smack on someone you have already beat down twice. If I really need to repeat the beatdown, I will. Shouldn't be too hard. *yawn*

Hey Phillips10, come join the party, everyone's playing ;)

alright, jeez another 2 matches vs your side...kinda tedious but I'm glad for the matchup since the other 2 #1 seeds are real powers. I've got a couple surprises in store for the opening match, we'll see....

[kopiteinkc]

alright, jeez another 2 matches vs your side...kinda tedious but I'm glad for the matchup since the other 2 #1 seeds are real powers. I've got a couple surprises in store for the opening match, we'll see....

Was that smack??

If you want to learn smack please sign up to my "Smack Talking Clinic"

Guest speakers include: Sir Alex Ferguson, Arsene Wenger, Howard Dean, Michael Moore and Anne Coulter ;)

[Helghallen]

kinda tedious but I'm glad for the matchup since the other 2 #1 seeds are real powers.
Hey Mark, I think there was some real subtle smack in there. Very nice.

And I wanna sign up for the clinic for two reason to really smack Michael Moore and because I'd like to "smack" Ann Coulter. ;)

[kopiteinkc]

Hey Mark, I think there was some real subtle smack in there. Very nice.

And I wanna sign up for the clinic for two reason to really smack Michael Moore and because I'd like to "smack" Ann Coulter. ;)


You got me wrong.

I am a raving liberal -- the one person who needs a good kick in the arse is Coulter. Ugh, I hate that woman. Ugly and a liar.

Ok, I know, take it to the politics forum.

[AAGunner3]

...and because I'd like to "smack" Ann Coulter. ;)

Put that back in your pants boy. ;)

I've challenged the 'competition' (DC Untied right?) for what it's worth. I could lose this game. My B-team is in pretty sorry form.

I'm more concerned about my match-up against my #3 series opponent. My spirit might be pretty poor as of the start of the BS-match.

[kuhnscoot]

Well you do know it's two leg right gunner? and it is DC Untied, you never know, maybe Untied will become tied up all of the sudden ;)

[AAGunner3]

Well you do know it's two leg right gunner? and it is DC Untied, you never know, maybe Untied will become tied up all of the sudden ;)

I have been practicing my knot tying recently, tho was not planning to use it in a soccer match. ;)

Maybe DC Untied will trip over their neckties. They must wear those 80's era unis with the collar. And since they are untied after all, surely they are easy game for a de-pantsing mid game.

[ArsenalTexan3]

My team is going to run onto the field and flash DC in our kilts. I'm still bitter that he won. gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrr

[kopiteinkc]

Ok, time to bump this puppy back up again!

I take on Panatha this week after I have already beaten him twice.

Yawn, why bother? I mean he lost in the league 5-1 at home this weekend and remember he's in series VI for crying out loud.

How sucky can one team be?

So I go into the originally named "The Den" full of fear and trepidation, ha!!!

I wonder how many other teams have that stadium name? Ooohhhh scary a den, like where wild animals live! Oh I am so afraid!

Now Panatha, what sort of team name is that anyway? It must be an acronym for something?

P = Piss poor
A = Ass poor
N = Nothing, nowt, full of nothingness
A = Arse poor
T = Terrible
H = Horrible
A = Another A? For Chrissake, your team sucks ass, tastes like ass and has a big crack up the middle!

Bend over Panatha, your gonna take it and like it :D

[kuhnscoot]

So I go into the originally named "The Den" full of fear and trepidation, ha!!!

I wonder how many other teams have that stadium name? Ooohhhh scary a den, like where wild animals live! Oh I am so afraid!


Hey maybe he's a Milwall fan, of course then you could knock him for his team getting throughly trashed by Man U this weekend in the FA Cup final.

At least you don't have to play at a stadium named after a "fruity" drink next week, I mean I have to play Davesucks at Snapple Stadium in the return leg of our series. Come on Snapple Stadium, I mean all the stadiums in the world are selling out their naming rights, and you sell out your hattrick stadium when you don't have to and when you get $0.00 for it.

[Spiro_In_San_Jose]

Actually it is short for Panathinaikos. (a Greek club)

FOR CHRISSAKES, JUST RUB IT IN. LAUGH IT UP THAT I AM A DIVISION 6 TEAM AND PLAYING YOU. NO WORRIES, JUST MAKE SURE YOU BRING YOUR GAME SO MY DEN CAN SELL OUT AND I CAN MAKE SOME MONEY TO BUY SOME WONDERFUL PLAYERS AND DEFEAT YOU NEXT SEASON IN BS CUP WHEN I HAVE MY DIVISION 6 TEAM READY TO RIP HEADS OFF.

THAT'S ALL.

[Helghallen]

Look at that frustration. I feel your pain Spiro. I played Mark twice after I first got my team and got annihilated twice in two weeks. Come on Panatha, beat the Tommies (cause I'm not sure I can do it myself and then I won't have to play him) :D