Spurs V. Bolton [R]

[jumhed]

Teletext has predicted a 1-0 loss for us, and since we're away its hard to argue against. Also, we haven't beaten Bolton at the Reebok since 1996.

Fingers crossed for a draw, and here's hoping that Pleat doesn't have one of his tactical breakdowns. He's obviously going senile in that department.

My wet-dream formation;

Keller (as ever)

Carr...Gardener...King....Tano

Davies...Brown....Anderton...Jackson

Keano......Defoe

Bollocks to Kanoute. Olympic going mutha**********a.

[DigitalTron]

Why THE hell is Keane on the bench?!?!?!?!? Any West Ham fan can tell you (and some have!) that Kanoute and Defoe isn't the best pairing. If Spurs offload Keane in the offseason, I'll go ballistic. He is the ONE player up top that we can always count on to add to the attack. Kanoute will always be injured, sometimes unmotivated, and always needs good service. Defoe is a poacher who works best when someone else is garnering the defensive attention (i.e. Keane). I hope Kean is injured, because if this is voluntary, well Pleat is just stupid.

Bolton .... I mean really, Bolton?!?!?!? We'd better pull one back very quickly. I'm not a happy camper.

-Digital

[jumhed]

Considering that the Spurs team is almost all internationals, and has been over the last 10 years, we suck pretty hard. It can only be the management.

Bolton are ripping the piss out of us apparantely.

[jumhed]

Poyet off, Tano on.

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Keane on for Redknapp.

Pleat is clearly a mentalist. Keano should be first on the teamsheet.

[jumhed]

Wahey! Pederson scores for Bolton! Go on Trotters, score some more!

2-0.

Campo yellow carded for having crap hair.

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Davies yellow carded for being Welsh. He is subbed and on comes Ricketts.

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Sarcastic Spurs fans have voted Hirschfield, who isn't playing, as man of the match. Pissed off Spurs fans have voted Ricketts into second place. He's only been on for 5 minutes.

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The gayness of our current team is driving me to find something else to do on a saturday, other than watch internet match updates that is.

Now I'm off to listen to The Smiths, and maybe some Sepultura or Leonard Cohen.

Let's face it, we're crap. Really crap. And our acting manager is mentally retarded. I'm all for equal opportunities, but not for the management position at Spurs.

Oh, and for what it's worth, Tano just got yellow carded for being a dirty cheat. Good for him, I say!

[The Double]

Ladbrokes or William Hill should be able to take bets on how late in the season the Spurs collapse begins.

This is insane. Pleat is an idiot for starting Kanoute and Defoe.

[dashiel]

please just end the season now.

[RobB]

please just end the season now.

You wish. Your relegation battle has only just started. Wolves result today suggests they may be playing for pride and certain results could mean they could still avoid relegation on the last day when you play them. Blackburn are a better away team than at home and so playing them at WHL isn`t much of an advantage (although you`re better at home). It could go to the last day of the season.

[jumhed]

On teletext after the match, Keller and Redknapp got 4 out of 10 and Poyet got 3. Thats rubbish.

On a brighter note I saw Shaun of the Dead today. Bloody hilarious.

[Danners9]

Lifeless, spineless, leaderless, pointless.

:(

[Hosscat]

Absolutely brutal...... I'm glad I didn't see it. On the bright side, Spurs are playing Wolves in the last match of the season (even that's no guaranty with the shite futbol THFC are playing now).

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I never thought I'd say this but I'm obviously being turned into a 'special' person by the WHL shenanigans, but I can't wait 'til Anderton comes back. Our Midfield General.

I typed that while suppressing a Vincent Price style maniacal laugh, because I really mean it, but my psyche just can't handle the twatness of my comments.

I'm going spaz. Meet me at the Scope shop, selling my second hand bric-a-brac.