View Full Version : DCU v Chicago Fire pre-match thread. 6/13/2009 RFK Stadium, 7:30 PM
JeremyEritrea
09 Jun 2009, 05:28 PM
No thread yet? What a bunch of slackers.
I hate Blanco.
I think we need a chant to taunt him regarding the El Salvador v Mexico results. Any ideas?
Funkfoot
09 Jun 2009, 05:38 PM
Damn their eyes!
Footer Phooter
09 Jun 2009, 06:30 PM
No thread yet? What a bunch of slackers.
I hate Blanco.
I think we need a chant to taunt him regarding the El Salvador v Mexico results. Any ideas?
That worked so well with Landon Donovan a few years ago......
JeremyEritrea
09 Jun 2009, 06:33 PM
That worked so well with Landon Donovan a few years ago......
Well, for Blanco, I want us to chant in Spanish :D
La Barra Blonde
09 Jun 2009, 07:28 PM
I want to start chanting Rocky Horror at him:
Where's your neck? Look under "N" for "no neck!". Look under "f" for fcksing neck. Or look under "W" for "Where's your fcksing neck?
He just needs a Satanic chicken to step on his forehead and he'd be perfect for the narrator in the live cast. :D
Barracudas
09 Jun 2009, 08:17 PM
No neck monster is coming to town!
To the tune of Adams family:
Blanco has no neck
Blanco has no balls
Blanco beats his wife
Blanco Son-of-a-*****
Blanco no tiene cuello
Blanco no tiene bolas
Blanco pega esposa
Blanco Hijo-poota
stangspritzring
10 Jun 2009, 09:32 AM
Forgive my Spanish, but I think:
Dónde está el cuello?
...can fit the meter of the default DC United chant...
Something to consider. :)
eyeprose
10 Jun 2009, 10:41 AM
Seriously, a bit of local voodoo that Segares and Blanco would understand. I know Brava can handle this task. This will be the game of the month as will tonites Western match.
Anyone know a witch doctor? All I can do is bring a cowbell to sec.130!
" I need more cowbell "
fatbastard
10 Jun 2009, 11:02 AM
Anyone know a witch doctor? All I can do is bring a cowbell to sec.130!
" I need more cowbell "Speaking of which - I noticed on TV a few matches back that there are like 6 guys with cowbells over next to the corner flag who were banging on them whenever the other team had corners there. I couldn't hear them from 134, but it looked cool on TV.
eyeprose
10 Jun 2009, 11:04 AM
Yeah, my season tix are in 115 near La Norte. I gave em hell!
fatbastard
10 Jun 2009, 11:09 AM
The ones I noticed were in the other corner, by 130 or 129 or whatever is over there by the entry to the field by the VW garage.
Good to distract the opposition in all the corners :) Just no lame streamers....
Will Gomez spit on anyone?
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La Barra Blonde
10 Jun 2009, 11:52 AM
Good to distract the opposition in all the corners :) Just no lame streamers....
That's not lame, it's just wrong. Because the MLS says so.
onefineesq
10 Jun 2009, 12:47 PM
Well, no Soumare in this match. I had forgotten that he was away on national team duty during the Houston game, so he couldn't serve his suspension then. From what the Fire fans are saying, I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.
JeremyEritrea
10 Jun 2009, 01:14 PM
That's not lame, it's just wrong. Because the MLS says so.
No, streamers are extremely lame. Because I say so.
stangspritzring
10 Jun 2009, 01:20 PM
To "London Bridge is Falling Down"
Cuauhtemoc Blanco cayendo, cayendo, cayendo
Cuauhtemoc Blanco cayendo, cayendo, cayendo
lo que un buzo!
As I'm relying solely on translate.google.com, I do hope native speakers or those fluent can tighten things up. :) Sadly, spanish was not one of the languages I studied...
Funkfoot
10 Jun 2009, 01:21 PM
So Chicago got Blanco because good firefighters always want to show kids how to "stop, drop and roll," right?
stangspritzring
10 Jun 2009, 01:24 PM
So Chicago got Blanco because good firefighters always want to show kids how to "stop, drop and roll," right?
I find such a demonstration involving Blanco would be much more poignant were he actually burning at the time.
fatbastard
10 Jun 2009, 02:09 PM
I have lighter fluid and a match :)
BBBulldog
10 Jun 2009, 03:45 PM
Speaking of which - I noticed on TV a few matches back that there are like 6 guys with cowbells over next to the corner flag who were banging on them whenever the other team had corners there. I couldn't hear them from 134, but it looked cool on TV.
That's what I'll have to endure if I go to Hell, and right behind them will be 6 dudes with plastic trumpets :D