jumhed
28 Aug 2002, 06:17 PM
"Hmmmm, okay, so Ferdi isn't quite 100% fit yet and Iverson is still out....should I choose Rebrov?! Ukrainian internatonal and scorer of over 24 goals in the Champions League...I just don't know,what shall I do? Who should partner Teddy up front? Hold on a sec, I know! Our central defender, Doherty! Ex-Luton Town player! What a stroke of genius, wow, I'm amazing, that'll throw everyone off, and Rebrov is sure to appreciate my tactical nous by putting a CENTRAL DEFENDER where HE ought to be! We're bound to score a hatful of goals with a defender in attack. Great! I think I'll phone Eileen Drewery for some new-age support, and to laugh at the fans in the disabled section! Dirty sinners!"