Ugliest soccer uniform ever! (Part 2)

[TOTC]

OK, here we go again.

Regret that more than six entries cannot be used, but that makes the choices a bit clearer.

TRANSLATIONS:

1. Germany's green jerseys in the early 1990s involved heaping helpings of black, orange, and yellow.

2. Tan and brown with gold tassels. Really.

3. One kit with wavy red stripes, another with an acid-washed look. Bon Jovi lives!

4. Half-rainbow, half white. Nuff said.

5. White, black, and grey leaves across the front like an Ingmar Bergman movie.

6. Forgive me if I have the wrong kit, but this was buttugly.

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Natch, one could have voted for the entire MLS first season, but the Wiz didn't get enough votes the last poll we did a year ago (before the post WC database crash).

[NEKSoccer]

You forgot the MLS uniforms from the first season! Remember the Dallas Burn? Green does not go with red, white, and black!

[Chesco United]

The Caribous' one and only season of shame was 1978, not 1977. Otherwise, good poll, TOTC.

[TOTC]

Whoops! Would a moderator like to change that, please?

[skipshady]

Arsenal home and away 2002-03

[bocatuna]

Leeds Untied's Away 2002-2003. The top half looks like dried up cheese of the orange variety.

Roma's Champion league kit last season was pretty bad as well as the Man. Utd. kit with the laced up collar.

[skipshady]

Originally posted by TOTC
5. White, black, and grey leaves across the front like an Ingmar Bergman movie.You must be thinking of the away jersey. I actually like the bright orange of the S-Pulse. And they're not leaves - it's a world map.

http://sskamo.emart.ne.jp/PXA02SPRT15.jpghttp://sskamo.emart.ne.jp/PXA02SPRT10.jpg

[otterulz]

Where'd Mexicos Aztecan jerseys from 98 go?

[TOTC]

You mean ...

http://www.geocities.com/dropa20getaguaya/UGmex.html


If they'd only let us do more than 6 poll entries ...

[TOTC]

Originally posted by skipshady
[B]You must be thinking of the away jersey. I actually like the bright orange of the S-Pulse. And they're not leaves - it's a world map.


I'm thinking of 2001:

http://www.bigsoccer.com/store/images/jpshass01.gif

[skipshady]

Originally posted by TOTC
I'm thinking of 2001:

http://www.bigsoccer.com/store/images/jpshass01.gifI stand corrected. That is indeed ugly.

[Auriaprottu]

Originally posted by otterulz
Where'd Mexicos Aztecan jerseys from 98 go?

Uhhh, they went to the "best looking jerseys ever" poll (well, the all-green ones did, anyhow), with the Croatia white '98 Lottos and '02 Senegal white jerseys. They all rule.

But the USA's '94 jerseys were uglier than anything I've ever seen in this game. I was embarassed for my fellow citizens.

[Eric B]

Originally posted by Auriaprottu
But the USA's '94 jerseys were uglier than anything I've ever seen in this game. I was embarassed for my fellow citizens.

Absolutely disagree. They weren't great, but I wouldn't say they were horrible.

I voted for the Caribous, but those orange Chelsea things were a close second. Ugly club, ugly kit.

[scoonie45]

Personally, I think Denmark's Hummel jerseys are ugly. They may be traditional, but they just look like something from a girls high school basketball team in the 60s. And as much as I like Holland, the orange and black just remind me of Halloween.

[TOTC]

Originally posted by bocatuna
Leeds Untied's Away 2002-2003. The top half looks like dried up cheese of the orange variety.


I just got a look at that one. Looks like a goalie jersey ....

[wu-tang beez]

Originally posted by Auriaprottu
Uhhh, they went to the "best looking jerseys ever" poll (well, the all-green ones did, anyhow),
....
But the USA's '94 jerseys were uglier than anything I've ever seen in this game. I was embarassed for my fellow citizens.

Not to agree w/ a trolling Mexico fan, but those lil aztec heads had me screaming, "Behold, I am you Tici god!" and in a very Homer Simpson voice," bow down to my flaming fury!"

I was all intent on nominating the all too prideful rainbow laden KC Wiz jersey from 96', but then I saw that horrible s-pulse uni. Looks like some limp wristed fashion designer thought of soccer and yacked a globe on it. Whew! That kit fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch!
Arf Arfhttp://www.ratemypicture.com/profiles/67514.jpgwho let the dogs out.

[Wizardscharter]

Originally posted by TOTC
OK, here we go again.

Regret that more than six entries cannot be used, but that makes the choices a bit clearer.

TRANSLATIONS:

1. Germany's green jerseys in the early 1990s involved heaping helpings of black, orange, and yellow.

2. Tan and brown with gold tassels. Really.

3. One kit with wavy red stripes, another with an acid-washed look. Bon Jovi lives!

4. Half-rainbow, half white. Nuff said.

5. White, black, and grey leaves across the front like an Ingmar Bergman movie.

6. Forgive me if I have the wrong kit, but this was buttugly.

7. dcu's home kits - all black with white lines across the front. They look like a negative of a UPC label. No small wonder ONLY their own fans refer to them as the "red and black". Rediculous.

[Soccerholic]

We need more pictures here! I believe that all of these uniforms were chronicled in a similar thread before the crash, including (my vote) the hideous yet hilarious tassled Caribou.

p.s. There are no caribou in Colorado. I don't know if there ever were.

[odg78]

Originally posted by wizardscharter


7. dcu's home kits - all black with white lines across the front. They look like a negative of a UPC label. No small wonder ONLY their own fans refer to them as the "red and black". Rediculous.



Are you burning your lips on a crack pipe right now? No Wizards fan has any room to make fun of someone else's jerseys, particularly DC.

[skipshady]

Germany 1992
http://www.subside.co.uk/images/shirts/gerass92.gif

Germany 1994
http://www.subside.co.uk/images/shirts/gerass94.gif