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loublaze
02 Apr 2004, 12:41 AM
Dial 911 to get the gooners out the square. The Woolwich boys make the league interesting once in a while then quitely go back into prolonged hibernation. This is just another minor interruption and regular programming will resume next season when the Arse exterminators awake from thier afternoon nap. Afterall they have an ill-tempered man-child lemon manning the posts and a bunch of intimidating defenders who, to their credit have done a good job scaring off opposition offence but we all know how desperately bad they look when under serious pressure [ picture Sol's careless 'challenge' on Giggs]. They said we had a comedy defence but Brown's performance was far from funny. Made fun of our young GK and his condition but he's the most disciplined player we have and by comparison makes the German man-child look like the one with a multi-dysfunction syndrome. They have Ljungberg who can't score any more goals cause he's constantly 'scoring' in other fields making his feet as he put it, heavy like cement! They have Mr. Henry who's head backside grows every year to match his arrogance. Not to forget they might as well be the first team to have a blind manager cause he never sees anything!

Achtung
02 Apr 2004, 12:53 AM
Not gonna even touch that one...

loublaze
02 Apr 2004, 01:22 AM
Well its my view and the gooners have paid us a few good 'tributes' on their lame MB too

Coach_McGuirk
02 Apr 2004, 03:25 AM
Well, you didn't hold back on this one, eh, lou??

I'll just let it wash over my duck-like back.

And, BTW, nobody was making "fun" of Timmy's condition. It was part of an obviously farcical pre-match comparison.