Prolly not really funny but he's my candidate for a Darwin award. Just kinda hope they can stop him and his from pro-creating. It's worth watching. https://mail.google.com/mail/h/3vkf7nwai95k/?view=att&th=1331378da52421ce&attid=0.1&disp=safe&zw
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xWGiGvAfSM"]Juan Mata punches Fernando Torres in the face. - YouTube[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeYDI4wdjQw"]Jimmy Carr Explains Accents - The Graham Norton Show - Series 10 Episode 7 - BBC One - YouTube[/ame]
When I first came over here people used to laugh at whatever I said. I though everyone had a great senzayuma. Then one day I got my balls caught in a tool drawer and yelled for help, well they all fell about laughing didn't they??????
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXb8RjGLcZk"]?????????? Hong Kong Best Own Goal by Festus Baise - YouTube[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YQpbzQ6gzs"]YouTube Challenge - I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy - YouTube[/ame]
the kid in the red PJs in the last clip is going to be a great success one day or wind up in a tower with a high-powered rifle...
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. "Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother. "I don't need to," the boy replied. "Of course, you do "his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house." "That's at our house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KNpn-XGM04"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KNpn-XGM04[/ame] "The next time you pass gas, make sure no police are around"
only 84 million hits on Youtube [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw"]Ultimate Dog Tease - YouTube[/ame]
this busted me up... [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwlh1yl054"]direct tv - roadside ditch.mp4 - YouTube[/ame]
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. "Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?" "Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!" C'mon...I saw you smile..!!!!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaBDA9Gj-C8"]Man Guesses 'Donkey Punch' on 'Jeopardy!' - YouTube[/ame]
The best part is that the woman smirks after she answers it correctly. She's probably thinking: "what a dumbass."
Beer contains female hormones Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, ....yes, 100% of all these men: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary!
WORLD SURVEY BY 'PHONE Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a massive failure because of the following: 1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. 2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. 3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. 4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. 5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. 6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. 7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant. 8. In the UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
Divorce vs. Murder A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
This is better if you just listen, rather than watch. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxxnuq7oEk0"]Will Ferrell introduces Chicago Bulls - New Orleans Hornets - YouTube[/ame]
