I ********ing love Plavo. He'd take one for the team by settling for a whale that happens to have watermelon tits, and he'll enjoy it and not even complain about it.
Nothing worse than a cocky fat bitch You know the ones I'm talking about. They think theyre the shit but they're ********ing whales, drink way too much, and eat like pigs. They fart in public too thinking its cute. disgusting
yeah but she better have some big knockers. If it's just a regular fat chick there's a very slim chance that whoever is with me is going to get the hot chick.
Nothing worse than cowzillas who dont get none so they dont want their hot friends getting any either and they hold them captive in their dorms and persuade them to not talk to anyone. The cowzillas have become more clever over the years and they're not as direct. They work very subliminally. A mere "i miss u gurl, we should have a girls night tonight!' will cockblock your ass
I don't usually hang out with James Franco... you're right though. If that's the case, I'll woo the fat chick, get super drunk and let her blow me in the parking lot.
ooooh that's a tough one... wth are you serious? You'd be lucky to clean the toilet Katy Perry took a violent shit in.
Oh she's annoying as ******** but you cant tell me you wouldnt tear that pussy up She's got a nice rack on her too
