words associated with Football...you can't stand

otoh, I like the term "hospital ball"....because when someone says that, you can get a good visual of the poor schmuck at the end of the pass winding up in traction.

Togga - slang for football which I have never used, nor understood the reasoning behind.

We have a winner.

The single most retarded thing I've heard, over and over again by fans and commentators.

I actually think it's pretty funny.

I think the most overused term is group of death.

most annoying is that it is used quite often for Crouch who is a technical player as opposed to someone who uses physical attributes most often.

Going at it hammer and tongs

Fergie-time

Crack

"It would be a brave man to take that away from ______________"
Heard this in reference to Owen when there was some doubt over whether it should be an own goal or Owen's goal

"He just had to score"
What do you mean he just had to score? By what right When the keeper makes a save do you say he just had to save that?

"He missed when it was easier to score"
How the %^$# would you know?

I will say this though. I hate this thread. I realize what a miserable c-nut I am when I realize the things that irk me.................