words associated with Football...you can't stand

We may have done this before but it's thursday and bored out of my mind...so start thinking of words or phrases that are associated with Football you can't stand..


Plus there is a good chance you can make Bronaldo excel file that keeps on BS.



1) beatiful game - Mostly used by people who started watching the game in the last 5 years.

2) Football Family- Just ******** off

3) The war chest -


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England's John Terry.

Hairdryer

-offsides

"PK" - When pronounced as such (not if it's written)

"Rookie" - There aren't Rookies in football, just young players.

Take that back you !

Educated (as in, "he has an educated left foot").

Beat me to it.

Languid (run it through a thesaurus FFS)

Boswinger

Literally

Makelele role

Midfield general

Roy of the Rovers

Passion/They wanted it more (= yeah, ******** tactics talk)

Alan Green

Collymore (no I haven't tweeted anything to him about this)

Also I hate when some guest pundit is brought in because he has some sort of connection to the team or teams involved, regardless of the fact he can barely string two words together. Guaranteed to offer no insight, contradiction or charisma. Why bother?

mouth- watering fixture has always bothered the hell out of me.

brace

engine room

"come and get me plea"

Man City and Real Madrid target

"club of his boyhood dreams"

Mainly from american fans;

Povertyball

I thought Ronaldo was from Brazil

"soccer"

Most of what's coming out of the mouths of American commentators.

"My dream"

Messi is God

"Tiki Taka"

"nous" as in tactical nous.

"tyro" plus anything in the "youngster" line of epithets -- boy, tyro, youngster.

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