With the Sounders giving up, it is now up to D.C. United...

Not merely sacrifices - we need Burnt Offerings!

 

Nothing like an old fashioned Old Testament kind of sacrifice. Anyone got a first born son they'd be willing to part with?

 

Sometimes, yes, but he's a huge United supporter. I'd hate to lose his contribution to the noise.

 

I came here as a spy but stayed for the entertainment. This is a freaking gold mine of one-liners. Hahahaha

 

actually, this one fits the history of this forum well:

Freddy Adu!!

 

In the Houston forum they're talking snarky comments to appease the soccer gods, and we're talking blood sacrifice.

Huh...Maybe we ARE the evil ones.

I'm cool with that. Just make sure Pajoy doesn't start monologuing again. We know how it ends when the evil guys do that.

 

It only works if the father really loves the son. I can't see anyone loving Rafa, even his dad.

 

Just like they say, God always provides.

 

This just got real.

Maybe we're trying to appease two different entities? We're trying to gather favor from the soccer gods and y'all are clearly trying to appease the soccer demons.

 

Leave Rafa out of this! He should be a savior to your club! He single-handedly won y'all that game.

Um...I'm going back to friendlier pastures.

 

Good...evil...gods and demons...It's all subjective. I mean, Prometheus was vilified for bringing light and fire to man. Does burning Houston fan offer forth a pleasing odour?

 

You mean when he injured our last remaining talented player?

 

Pajoy isnt inj---- i cant finish that sentence without laughing.

 

Oops. I forgot about that part. In that case, I owe Rafa a thank you card if we pass.

Not that I wish harm upon any player, but any help is alright. I would celebrate a Beckham, Donovan, and Keane injury, as well. :/

 

I wish harm upon Beckham and Donovan.... Keane-0, I don't mind for some reason.

 

Problem is, even Rafa's mother doesn't know who his father is...

 

A Pajoy sacrifice will not be enough, the gods will demand a bigger payment. Maybe Long Tan does have a use.

 

We won a Cup while owned by AEG.

Thx,

Jay!