Who Would You Buy For Rovers (Unrealistically)?

Who Would You Buy For Rovers (Unrealistically)?

You can buy anyone you want: Messi, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Knobhead (Ronaldo), etc.

Revelian

For me, it would have to be a tough mid. Take care of the middle first. Someone to distribute and make hard tackles. Something like Bradley does for the USMNT.

Lucas Neil.

No. NO. NO!

How about bringing in some Argentinians (i.e. All of Boca Juniors)?

Echo, echo, echo...

I'd rather get the Boca senior team. The juniors won't be professional enough.

Revelian

all of them you mentioned.

I'd buy Ronaldo, just so I could bench him all season, then on the last day of the season, I'd tell him to strip off, then tell him to sit back down, adding a wink to the mix, just to wind him up that little bit more - the b@stard.

Revelian

that's a good call , maybe just play him against manure.

Scratch that - I'd just buy him so I could break his legs with a lead pipe. I really do despise that big-headed, cheating little turd.

Revelian

I'd buy Daniele De Rossi, I reckon he'd do wonders for Rovers and his style of play would fit right in.

What? Elbowing opponents in the face?

Revelian

Well yeah, we have a reputation as Premier League bully boys to maintain
Seriously though, he's a quality box-to-box midfielder who can shore up the defense and provide a creative spark on attack.

Good shout, I guess.

We're not bullies any more though, are we?

One man's bully is another man's salt-of-the-earth grafter.

Revelian

If I could choose 2 players, they would be Mascherano and Puyol. They'd do wonders for your defense.

I don't know about Puyol, but Mascherano is a good choice. He's a top tackler and a decent distributor. I can think of at least ten better centre-backs than Puyol - plus he looks like that idiot from Razorlight.

Revelian

Mascherano on a loan deal might not be a good idea.

If we're talking in unrealistic terms, why not buy him for a tenner?

Revelian

read in the paper today that west ham could be the first prem club to go out of business. do you think it could really happen.

It's more likely now than it would have been ten years ago:

- Credit crunch
- Clubs putting all their eggs in one basket
- Increasingly litigeous society
- Foreign, and often untrustworthy, ownership
- Agents taking a heavy role
- FIFA run by Sepp Blatter - the most corrupt man in the history of the game

Revelian

with the new FA PL hearing the worst that could happen (if indeed one mans word is against anothers) is we get docked points and the best is we don't have to give anyone a penny.That's a better posisition than a month ago.

Our chairman is close to a personal bankrupt situation. Before that happens (according to people itk) he'll sell two bigger players to make us "in profit" so we won't go in to administration before we are sold in march.

Cue Bellamy and Parker going to City.

Be a shame to lose Bellamy but Parkers no better than Mullins IMO.

So in answer to your question i don't think a premier league club could go out of buisness as they always could be sold on the cheap bearing in mind their appeal to buyers in TV monies and assets of some players worth.A lot of lower league clubs could be on the edge though.

mind you if one did go under it would be a wake up call for english football. shame about bellamy but money talks. wouldnt mind having him back if roque was sold.

Yeah - say what you want about Bellamy being a tosser. He was a goal-scoring tosser.

If Rocky wants to go, I guess we need to let him go. We all knew he came to us because he wanted to advertise himself in the league. I just hope we can make a healthy profit, and bring people in who can help is stay in this league.

Revelian

If I could get anybody I would want :

Stevie G - Mr. Everything
Messi - best player in the planet
Carragher - We need serious defensive help.

If we need serious defensive help, why get Carragher? He's got no pace, he's an idiot, he's old and he can't defend crosses.

Why not Rio, or Terry, or anyone better?

Revelian

Your right , I was going to say Terry.

Rio can eat the corn I just shiite out.