White House petition: Ask Obama to contact Donovan

So I did.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...ted-states-mens-national-soccer-team/bWsX87wt

It's good to have goals.

I think the death star petition had better chances.

I like your spunk!! LD can't say no to his president!! #3!! only 999,997 to go!

you, sir, made me laugh out loud.

You people are what's wrong with America

LOL!! I am worried he might say no! When does the LA Galaxy go to the White House for being MLS Champs? Before the next qualifier?

"Issues: Arts and Humanities, Foreign Policy, Job Creation"

It is good to have goals, and Donovan has more than any other American.

Or else:

God what I wouldn't do for control of one of these. Certain posters would suffer the whistling death.

Yeah, your psychological profile doesn't allow you to have a joystick with a red button next to your keyboard.

Clearly, you're not aware of all of the stuff the gubmint has trained me to do and given me clearance for.

excellent. A Black-Ops Windtalker.

Nahh, No one else to talk to.

But America only really cares about the women's national team, and they've got several more proficient goal-scorers in their history.

Shouldn't those Pony Tailed Hooligans be squeezing out a herd of soccer players by now, or are they putting them all in Lacrosse?

We should be praying to God to send Donovan a prophetic Dream of returning to the National Team in Awesome fashion. We Must have faith. Glory be to God

If the Gals play in DC this year, that'll be when they visit.

Maybe an executive order could do the trick.

This could backfire, guys. Have you thought through the odds that Landon's name gets accidentally mixed in with those assorted Ladens on the Drone Kill List?

Up to 24 signatures.

Can already tell this will have a huge effective. You guys don't screw around.

Good to see you keep up on current events.

Your petition "personally contact Landon Donovan and ask him to rejoin the United States men's national soccer team." has been removed from the We the People platform on WhiteHouse.gov because it was in violation of the We the People Terms of Participation.
This petition was removed for the following reason:
o The petition was outside the scope of We the People.

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