California has 650% the GDP of Greece, with about 65% of Greece's current budget deficit. California could easily fix its deficit, this is a political problem. Greece on the other hand is cooked.
http://www.theonion.com/video/new-ad-urges-hipsters-to-go-to-applebees-ironicall,28721/ And now, back to hipsters, one of whom in this case uses the phrase "geographically non-specific," which of course is also thread-appropriate.
Any Turkey fighters that were "left over" after the battle would be shipped away to a secret prison camp in Sandwich, England.