When Random Jibberish is riding in a time machine way far into the future...

From the San Jose Earthquakes Twitter page (Sunday, 1/20/13):

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25-15.

The W's won the season series against the visiting Los Angeles Clippers.

Next up: the Oklahoma City Thunder rolls into town on Comcast SportsNet Bay Area HD on Wednesday.

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GO SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES!!!


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2-0-0.

San José drilled up a win at the Edmonton Oilers.

Next up: the home opener against the Phoenix Coyotes on Comcast SportsNet California HD on Thursday.

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• "Sharks Sign Center Scott Gomez" (SJSharks.com - Wednesday, 1/23/13)

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• "Super Bowl 2013: 49ers' Alex Smith admits to feeling 'a little bittersweet'" (San Jose Mercury News - Wednesday, 1/23/13)

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26-15.

The Warriors struck down the visiting Oklahoma City Thunder.

Next up: a visit to the Chicago Bulls on Comcast SportsNet Bay Area HD on Friday.

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• "David Lee Named To NBA Western Conference All-Star Team" (GSWarriors.com - Thursday, 1/24/13)

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• "DeBartolo relishes 49ers' success, thrilled about statue" (CSNBayArea.com - Thursday, 1/24/13)

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I remember that, which is yet even more proof that I'm old.

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3-0-0.

The Sharks herded the visiting Phoenix Coyotes to win their home opener and remain undefeated.

Next up: the HP Pavilion at San José hosts an early-afternoon game against the Colorado Avalanche on Comcast SportsNet California HD on Saturday.

GO SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES!!!


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26-16.

Golden State lost at the Chicago Bulls.

Next up: a trip to the Milwaukee Bucks on Comcast SportsNet Bay Area HD on Saturday.

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4-0-0.

San José buried the visiting Colorado Avalanche today.

Next up: the Shark Tank hosts the Vancouver Canucks on Comcast SportsNet California HD on Sunday.

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26-17.

The W's lost at the Milwaukee Bucks.

Next up: a visit across the border to the Toronto Raptors on Comcast SportsNet Bay Area HD on Monday.

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5-0-0.

The San Jose Sharks defeated the visiting Vancouver Canucks to go 5-0-0 for the first time in team history, giving Head Coach Todd McLellan his 200th career win and starting goalie Antti Niemi his 100th career win.

Next up: the Anaheim Ducks waddle into town on Comcast SportsNet California HD on Tuesday.

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27-17.

Andrew Bogut's long-awaited return helped the Warriors to their first win of the current road trip over the Toronto Raptors.

Next up: Golden State travels to the Cleveland Cavaliers on Comcast SportsNet Bay Area HD on Tuesday.

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28-17.

Even without starters Stephen Curry, Andrew Bogut and Harrison Barnes available, Golden State still won at the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Next up: Oracle Arena hosts the Dallas Mavericks on TNT HD on Thursday.

GO SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES!!!


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6-0-0.

The Sharks roasted the visiting Anaheim Ducks in a shootout.

Next up: the HP Pavilion at San José hosts the Edmonton Oilers on Comcast SportsNet California HD on Thursday.

GO SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES!!!


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