A Red Bulls scarf. Hope everyone's coping well with the after effects of Hurricane Sandy. She and I have a lot in common. For instance, we both enjoy pissing on Jersey. And watching Chris Christie's helicopter struggle to get off the ground. Having the league redistribute The United's hard-earned home-field advantage to "youzall" was a nice touch. Why not have a couple of penalties thrown in too? But it won't be enough to save Hans Backe's career from oblivion. Gary McAllister's pedo ham-fists can't wait to vigorously grab your hips and plunge into the inevitable rebuilding process. BOO!!! Anyhoo, I hope you're crushed by a falling boardwalk. XOXO DC United, ruining the careers of Franchise NY coaches, since 1996.