Pre-match: What's 4 feet long and keeps vaginas warm?

Discussion in 'MLS: Fan Rivalries' started by Q*bert Jones III, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

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    A Red Bulls scarf.



    Hope everyone's coping well with the after effects of Hurricane Sandy. She and I have a lot in common. For instance, we both enjoy pissing on Jersey. And watching Chris Christie's helicopter struggle to get off the ground.

    Having the league redistribute The United's hard-earned home-field advantage to "youzall" was a nice touch. Why not have a couple of penalties thrown in too?

    But it won't be enough to save Hans Backe's career from oblivion. Gary McAllister's pedo ham-fists can't wait to vigorously grab your hips and plunge into the inevitable rebuilding process.

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    BOO!!!


    Anyhoo, I hope you're crushed by a falling boardwalk.

    XOXO
    DC United, ruining the careers of Franchise NY coaches, since 1996.
          
  2. Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

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  3. song219 BigSoccer Supporter

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    It's amazing that Jesus describes MLS league office.
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    Oh...so this ISN'T a thread dedicated to Pete Vagenas. Carry on.
  5. jevanvoo Member

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    More likely a piece of RFK
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  6. Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

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    From your avatar to God's ears.
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    A headless Tom Cruise? I dunno..
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  8. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Carry your ass to the Loser Lounge ASAP, you fucking tosser! GO! :mad:
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    If I may take the liberty of speaking on behalf the denizens of this forum. You, of all people, have the least credibility on the board when posting in a thread about warm vaginas.

    P.S. Verne Troyer wearing a pimp outfit with sixteen inch platform shoes and a gallon of KY.
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  10. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Implying that I even cared, you ass.
  11. Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

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    I am already completely drunk in anticipation of tonight's game. I'm drinking a new cocktail called a Sandy.

    It's actually just a watered-down Manhattan.
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  12. eboe Member

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    Seems like perhaps both Najar and Hamid have been drinking a bit much too...
  13. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Kool-aid?
  14. Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

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    Is the game on for tonight or is too cold?



    I have never, ever seen a bigger pussy move in sports than refusing to play a game because the conditions gave your opponent an advantage. The fans of both teams, the very best of whom waited in the cold for hours, deserve better. The level of disrespect I have for Backe and the RB front office couldn't possibly be any lower. In the meantime, I promise my undying hatred.

    I have zero expectations for a DC win tonight, if your team decides the conditions are advantageous and agree to play. And when RB wins, most likely with a penalty and an untimely red card, I hope you feel nothing but shame for supporting the biggest pussies in the history of professional sports.

    Fvck Backe. Fvck RB. Fvck MLS. Fvck them hard. Fvck them long. Fvck them with an unlubricated, industrial-strength pneumatic jig saw.

    NYs fans deserve better.
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  15. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    so you're a fan of both teams?
  16. Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

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    Karma's a bitch and so is Kenny Cooper.
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    CLAP-CLAP!!

    NY/NJ:



    YO.....CUT IT....NJ is a Loser BABY!!!....

    Fake snow-plows and all!...

    ---giggle---



    ~worm~
  18. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Sandy. A nor'easter. And a loss to D.C.

    Boy, New York sure is blessed.
  19. jevanvoo Member

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    I had started to believe the DC conspiracy theorists about this game, especially once Hammid got the red card. I guess the ref forgot
  20. Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

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  21. claw hammer Member

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    What, that hub caps make cool frisbies
  22. Topper Moderator

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    I think it's cute the way DC gets their hopes up as this whole thing moves along. :D
  23. Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

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    Honestly, I don't think DC has a Thai tranny's hope chained up in your cellar, unless they end up somehow facing LA in the final in which case it's practically a sure thing. Or did your electrician/psychotherapist finally figure out a way for you to repress the bad thoughts from 1996 and 1999.
  24. Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

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    Bring on the semi-annual "RedBull Rebuild©" now that DC got Hans Backe fired.

    Sayonara, you fvcking coward. I hope you fall down a manhole and crush your skull.
  25. LA_YANK_10 Member

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    Wow! +1 for the reverse jinx dude! or is it just a jinx??
    Hope to see you in the final, so I can take a dump at 1600 Penn.

    PS upon hearing the FFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKK united chants on live TV (I bet NBC was cringing) I was really pulling for DC win. I couldn't possibly hate anything as much as Marquez or NY sports "fans"

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