ha ha, I know what it is. poop. this is their way of figuring out which season tickets holders post on BS and what their username is. ugh.
Seriously, who thought in the cold light of day that this would be a good idea and would be well-received? I mean, they DID have time to think about it before implementing it, right? It's not like they had the Marketing Director holding the room full of them hostage with a SAW or something, saying "come up with an idea and make it happen NOW!", right?
I like it. i mean seriously every off season there is inevitably a thread about who's penis is the largest. this way we can actually have proof. mine appears to be small, but I would contend, perfectly formed. kg is obviously some kind of porn star, but is there any emotion or is it just mechanics. that's what I want to know.
It's almost as if it's a "suck up to upper management" score. I sure would hate to be near the top of this list. Don't I get extra credit for weekly hosting a 6.5 hour tailgate?
Evidently some moron named Tom Bowden. Wow, this might take the cake for dumbest "FO Move of the Year" (maybe the decade) so far...
The bizarre thing is that if you heard that they were clocking anti-Bob comments on BS and docking you points for it, you'd only be mildly surprised.
We're sorry Mr. "hamburgler03" to inform you that your request for USA-Mexico tickets has been denied due to a low score.
Actually maybe they should incorporate the slogan into the email as a scale dare to be ..... ok, 72.2
In Soviet Columbus, Club Grades You! "Hey there, Mr. (or Mrs. or Ms.) Fan, we have heard that you have been vocal about our club's 'disappointing' performance recently and wanted to take this moment to reflect on your mediocre performance as a fan of this team...." I can see where they are trying to say, "Look at all the STH benefits you are missing out on that you are eligible for..." but it falls flat on its face like a creepy, spiteful retort.
How do you justify these scores? "baby, baby I swear this never happens. It was was cold outside, I swear"
84.0, with perfect attendance and having used a couple of the coupons. This is Bonehead Play of the Year for the front office staff.
Average Season Ticket Membership Score - 76.4 The Rifles Ability to Coach Score - 12.3 Hey FO - They are directly correlated. As the coaches score increase so does the fans. You win, we come to games. You continue on current path, we won't.
91.9 does that make me the realist Crew fan? Anybody know where I can get that on the back of a jersey?
If you come to every game shouldn't your score be 100.00 and anything else you use be "extra credit"? At the very least they could have left off any score/grade nonsense and given a breakdown of your usage by type, attendance, coupons, pregame activities ect... and asked what they could do to make the things you don't use more valuable. Or they could have not done this at all looking very spiteful and big brother like. "Thanks for making it out to every game this season... but you kind of suck at it."
Friends with at least four players on twitter? +2.5 Adult been to every autograph alley without a child? +3.2 BTW, I find it ironic that one of the criteria is being in touch with your ticket rep. Hello.......my previous contact just left a month or ago and nobody had been in contact with me since.
66%. This is a bunch of horse piss. 2 tix, perfect attendance, and usually get extra tix for other people. I rep this team way harder than most. Just 'cause I don't want Shawn Sloan's stupid autograph, I am less of a fan, apparently. And the last time I used one of those concession coupons, none of the dumb ass volunteers knew what the hell they were doing it took about $5 of my time to get my order sorted out.
So, is it safe to say this is the most ham-fisted thing the Front Office has done since last Tuesday?