What grade did the Crew give you?

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by ZipSix, Jul 2, 2013.

  1. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    ha ha, I know what it is. poop. this is their way of figuring out which season tickets holders post on BS and what their username is. ugh.
     
  2. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Seriously, who thought in the cold light of day that this would be a good idea and would be well-received?

    I mean, they DID have time to think about it before implementing it, right? It's not like they had the Marketing Director holding the room full of them hostage with a SAW or something, saying "come up with an idea and make it happen NOW!", right?
     
  3. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    I like it. i mean seriously every off season there is inevitably a thread about who's penis is the largest. this way we can actually have proof. mine appears to be small, but I would contend, perfectly formed.

    kg is obviously some kind of porn star, but is there any emotion or is it just mechanics. that's what I want to know.
     
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  4. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's almost as if it's a "suck up to upper management" score. I sure would hate to be near the top of this list.

    Don't I get extra credit for weekly hosting a 6.5 hour tailgate?
     
  5. fidlerre

    fidlerre Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 10, 2000
    Central Ohio
    Evidently some moron named Tom Bowden.

    Wow, this might take the cake for dumbest "FO Move of the Year" (maybe the decade) so far...
     
  6. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The bizarre thing is that if you heard that they were clocking anti-Bob comments on BS and docking you points for it, you'd only be mildly surprised.
     
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  7. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We're sorry Mr. "hamburgler03" to inform you that your request for USA-Mexico tickets has been denied due to a low score.
     
  8. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    I wondered why the t shirt cannon was never aimed at my section.
     
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  9. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    Actually maybe they should incorporate the slogan into the email as a scale

    dare to be ..... ok, 72.2
     
  10. electrickeeper

    electrickeeper The Ginger Pele
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    United States
    Oct 14, 2002
    The Cheese Room
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I did an LOL.
     
  11. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    In Soviet Columbus, Club Grades You!

    "Hey there, Mr. (or Mrs. or Ms.) Fan, we have heard that you have been vocal about our club's 'disappointing' performance recently and wanted to take this moment to reflect on your mediocre performance as a fan of this team...."

    I can see where they are trying to say, "Look at all the STH benefits you are missing out on that you are eligible for..." but it falls flat on its face like a creepy, spiteful retort.
     
  12. Smithsoccer1721

    Smithsoccer1721 Member+

    Feb 16, 2007
    Middle of the Table
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How do you justify these scores? "baby, baby I swear this never happens. It was was cold outside, I swear"
     
  13. Pauncho

    Pauncho Member+

    Mar 2, 1999
    Bexley, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    84.0, with perfect attendance and having used a couple of the coupons.

    This is Bonehead Play of the Year for the front office staff.
     
  14. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  15. catfish9

    catfish9 Member+

    Jul 14, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Average Season Ticket Membership Score - 76.4

    The Rifles Ability to Coach Score - 12.3

    Hey FO - They are directly correlated. As the coaches score increase so does the fans. You win, we come to games. You continue on current path, we won't.
     
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  16. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  17. patricksp

    patricksp 91.9 Crew Fan Rating

    Nov 4, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    91.9 does that make me the realist Crew fan?
    Anybody know where I can get that on the back of a jersey?
     
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  18. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    FO Suck-up
     
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  19. Kayak

    Kayak Member+

    Feb 16, 2007
    Columbus
    If you come to every game shouldn't your score be 100.00 and anything else you use be "extra credit"? At the very least they could have left off any score/grade nonsense and given a breakdown of your usage by type, attendance, coupons, pregame activities ect... and asked what they could do to make the things you don't use more valuable.

    Or they could have not done this at all looking very spiteful and big brother like. "Thanks for making it out to every game this season... but you kind of suck at it."
     
  20. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Friends with at least four players on twitter? +2.5
    Adult been to every autograph alley without a child? +3.2

    BTW, I find it ironic that one of the criteria is being in touch with your ticket rep. Hello.......my previous contact just left a month or ago and nobody had been in contact with me since.
     
  21. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Booooooooooooooo!!!!

    BooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  22. patricksp

    patricksp 91.9 Crew Fan Rating

    Nov 4, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Jealous.
    [​IMG]
     
  23. Micheluzzo

    Micheluzzo Member

    Jun 8, 2011
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    66%. This is a bunch of horse piss.

    2 tix, perfect attendance, and usually get extra tix for other people. I rep this team way harder than most. Just 'cause I don't want Shawn Sloan's stupid autograph, I am less of a fan, apparently. And the last time I used one of those concession coupons, none of the dumb ass volunteers knew what the hell they were doing it took about $5 of my time to get my order sorted out.
     
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  24. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    So, is it safe to say this is the most ham-fisted thing the Front Office has done since last Tuesday?
     
  25. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I hear she is at 100.0.

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