What grade did the Crew give you?

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  1. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

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    I am hearing rumors that the Crew sent out personalized grades to its season ticket holders grading them on "many factors."

    Can this be true?

    Can anyone share such an email they received from the Crew?


  2. Timon19

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    Wha....?

    That sounds completely absurd.
  3. BG13

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    We value your commitment as a Crew season ticket holder and want to ensure we are helping you maximize your season ticket holder experience. To date, your membership score is 79.0 (out of a possible 100 points) of your membership. There are many factors that contribute to your Membership Score, so I wanted to share some suggestions to help you take full advantage of your season ticket holder experience.
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    • Perfect Attendance - Every season we have a large number of season ticket holders present at every Crew home match. We greatly appreciate these season ticket holders being here to cheer on the Black & Gold each match and recognize their commitment by honoring them on-field at the final home match of the season.
    • Crew Soccer Nation Events - Have you watched pre-match warm-ups from the field? Did you meet the team at Crew Fest? Have you enjoyed pre-match analysis at our Match Day Clinics with Technical Director Brian Bliss? These are all terrific ways to get to know the team and its players!
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    • Be In The Know - Crew e-mails contain lots of important content regarding upcoming matches and events, along with recent player happenings and other team news. Be sure to read these e-mails so you are 100% in the loop with the Crew!
    MYNAME, thank you again for your continued support of the Crew. We are dedicated to providing you with the best season ticket experience in sports. Please fee free to contact me directly with feedback, questions or concerns.

    Stay Massive,

    Tom Bowden | Director of Client Services
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    We value your commitment as a Crew season ticket holder and want to ensure we are helping you maximize your season ticket holder experience. To date, your membership score is 87.0 (out of a possible 100 points) of your membership. There are many factors that contribute to your Membership Score, so I wanted to share some suggestions to help you take full advantage of your season ticket holder experience.


  5. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

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    C+ BG13, better luck next year, slacker.
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  6. electrickeeper

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    I wonder if this is graded on a curve.
  7. Tycon5

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    This kinda pisses me off.
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  8. Timon19

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    Has the window to drop the course passed?
  9. ZipSix

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    This is very cultish. The front office sort of feels like a cult sometimes, especially if you follow the sales staff on twitter.
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  10. NUFC Fan

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    74.9 here. Even with perfect attendance
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  11. RoleModel83

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    I'd use the word creepy.
  13. ZipSix

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    You are holding our more gifted season ticket holders back. You may have to repeat 2013 if you don't pick it up.
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  14. ZipSix

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    Fair enough. It's very creepy.

    FYI - Failing to wash your hands after using the bathroom is a 4 point deduction.
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    #SackBigSoccer
  16. cam5fc

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    That's it? Should be more, especially if we score a goal and you're high fivin' people in the Nordecke and passing beers from the vendor to the consumer.
  17. Swellster

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    80.8 and I have perfect attendance and use the coupons.
  18. RoleModel83

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    Then just go to another web site. It's not that difficult. You know what you'll get when you come here.
  19. Timon19

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    Hello, Serious Sam!
  20. Hamburgler03

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    74.9. Woo hoo. Solid C!

    Looks like I can come back for another semester.

    I guess I'm too busy getting drunk in the parking lot and schmoozing with the friends that I bring to games to attend the pre-game activities.

    And there is also the time that I gave Clem my ticket to get scanned. hmmmm....I don't seem to be getting emails any more about perfect attendance. #sackcrewbeat
  21. POdinCowtown

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    This is creepy. If perfect attendance isn't good for a 100 score what is required? Neg repping people who criticize glorious leader Bob on soccer boards?

    Hiring those former NSA workers might not have been the best idea.
  22. zman31

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    83.1

    I have 4 tickets, 2 of which have perfect attendance. I've used a couple of the coupons.

    So, a solid B/B-.

    Who thought this was a good idea?
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  23. Psycho_Derek

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    72.2

    I wonder if you have to attend every game on your ticket, or whether trades are counted? I have not attended every game, but have traded tickets for other games.

    Do not use the coupons, but I do drink beer. so no idea why my score is so awesome.
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  24. Hamburgler03

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    Somewhere in Crewville, Jim Smith is laughing his SS off at this FO.
  25. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

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    Needed: Report card related tifo.

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