Weird News Thread Part III

There's something to be said for 60" high-def TVs at home & DVDs.

 

Not only do I understand, but if I were in his jury, I would be very careful to throw out the guilty vote. The article clearly shows that the confrontation was verbal until the victim got up and approached the shooter. If there was intent to injure, then the man has a right to defend himself.

 

I'm not sure about Pennsylvania law, but generally you cannot use deadly force (firearm) until deadly force is threatened. You must retreat or match physical force with physical force. Some might have argued assumption of risk if this had been a gangsta flick.
On a lighter (pun intended) note : http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2008/12/29/2008-12-29_beverly_hills_doctor_accused_of_using_fa.html
"powering a car with human medical waste is illegal"

 

Bringing new meaning to the term "sporting a woody"

TAMPA - Jose Raul Moreno-Lopez exposed himself and touched himself improperly, making sexual motions against a tree in the presence of five children Sunday, Hillsborough County deputies say.

 

See, ItN and his friends tried to warn us that tree hugging could lead to something more sinister

 

Virgin Mary Gives Birth To Baby Jesus

 

Holy Spandex! A herd of heroes

 

88-year-old Oregon woman grabs intruders by "cahoochies"

"Before whatever plans the suspect might have had, the woman reached behind her and grabbed the man by the crotch, 'giving him a good squeeze', McRedmond said.

He added, "The man tore free and ran back out the way he had come in."

AWESOME.

 

The best part was the guy's name was Michael Dick.

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28485679/

 

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01052009/news/regionalnews/hair_dye_suit_a_pubic_protest_147228.htm
They used to say men's shoes needed to match their belt. What's the comparable saying for women?

 

A side effect of people's growing inability to distinguish between "weary" and "wary" is that I have no idea what that sentence means, because in that context, both words work.

 

Young girls, they do get woolly . . .

 

This reminds me of the story of the non-identical twins who were separated at birth and ended up marrying and having kids. Only when they went on a search for their birth parents did they find out they were actually brother and sister.