Weird News Thread Part III

Athiests FTW!!!

 

Just by looking at the picture you can tell teh dhog has teh ghey.

 

I could only tell he had a limp

 

http://kdvr.com/2012/02/25/people-of-walmarts-greatest-hits/

 

Not a Guy Ritchie screenplay:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jan/31/kidnapped-dc-brothers-charged-captors-killing/

 

"¿qué?"

 

A corpse! A corpse! My Vauxhall's on a corpse!

 

^^ That is very good indeed.

 

I used to live in FL. people would be going into the supermarket all the time in their swimsuits - especially beach-side (i.e. on the barrier islands). and of course some people wear their swimsuits better than others. it's just a different sort of attitude/life style down there.

 

Tacky's home address is at the intersection of Florida & Walmart.

 

pretty much. and the further South you go, the tackier/weirder it gets - until you arrive at the zenith of it all in the Conch Republic.

 

If it's possible to be tackier than Kissimmee, I never want to be there.

 

I'm beginning to lose all hope for mankind...

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/02/prison-guard-pregnant-with-cop-killers-child.html

 

Hey baby, Back That Thing Up ... between these metal bars ....

 

WTF???!!!

"I took a chance because I was so vulnerable and wanted to be loved and now I am carrying his child," said Gonzalez. "Why not give him a child as far as giving him some kind of hope." If that's not grim enough, the admission was recorded in a phone call Gonzalez made to her boyfriend, who is currently in state prison.

 

I've heard some crazy stories, but this has got to be among the lowest.

This is an unsurprising consequence, of permitting males & females to mingle, in a prison setting. I know of situations, where male officers & staff have has relationships with female inmates. I also know of cases where female staff have become emotionally & sexually involved with male inmates. (Also female-female & male-male, unfortunately.)
http://abcnews.go.com/US/oklahoma-jail-wardens-wife-found-guilty-helping-inmate/story?id=14572638
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/11325793/
Anyone think that a woman who could seduce a student into murdering her husband, couldn't seduce a male corrections officer?
Nothing new, actually. Sometimes, it's glamorized: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs._Soffel

 

no no BigJake this one is (unfortunately) way worse and please be careful because it's not only graphic it's just plain totally gut-wrenching...

http://www.boston.com/news/local/ne...z9D1uri99TYLkRYFkMK/story.html?camp=obnetwork

 

My bad. I meant, in a prison fraternization case, in my previous post. This NH case is worse. It's probably luck, that this girl didn't become pregnant , because I doubt that her devoutly Christian mom believes in birth control ...

 

A new twist to the Pastor who tipped 0%

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/applebees-waitress-fired-pastor-receipt-193820748.html

 

hahahahha......... judge on a power trip



http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/0...aring-judge-sentences-her-to-30-days-in-jail/